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Dear Stupid,
Today was another ordinary day in school.

Let me start off.

Firstly, assembly was pure boring. Joel was playing with the fats on his legs.

Then, it was time for P.E. It was the best P.E lesson I've ever had ! ( note the sarcasm )
Mr Keong changed his pants thrice ! And wasted 1 hour of our lives.

Next was Chinese, as usual, full or shouting from the fat ass.

Then I chionged for Fried Fish during recess. Super shiok. I've never ate it for like, 1 month. I couldn't help it.

Then it was lit after recess.

I wish that everyone finished their video, so we could all see it =) I like the part when Shin Yan laughs. Seriously.

Then after 2 period of literature, it was time for english. ( lightning strikes )

So it was all boring tong liew and two NIE trainee teachers coming here, that was until the period was almost gonna end, and she said " By the way, today you have English SSP with me at 2.30pm "

Wa lao ! The class sighed. We were complaining of this last minute notice. She should have at least told us yesterday.. Then one wise guy came up with a good idea. Play truant.

Yep. First time I saw the class so united. Almost 85% of the class escaped from the fiery claws of tong liew's SSP. Including me =X But seriously, its too unfair to do this to us. However, I heard from others that she was really angry when she saw that only about 6 to 7 people went for her SSP.

Okay back to lesson time.

Hitler obsessed Mr Lee who teaches us geography was next. He told us about physical and human environment. Like who doesn't know -.- But judging by the fact that a female gangster and a rubber lipped horse taught us last year, we can't blame him from starting from the sec 1 syllabus.

Then it was double period of maths. It was quite fun, as half the class wasn't here cause they were at choir or something. I dunno. So Mr Low taught us how to do the Journal Writing, which I found quite useful.

So now I'm home.

Anyway, I thought of new names for new people. Check it out.

As you all already know,

Keith = Kip Kip the Rabbit
&
Shin Yan = Skip Skip the Hare

But I've came up with pop up ideas ! You ready ?

Joel = Fip Fip the Fat Pig
Sheng Cong = Sip Sip the Mouse
Qing Tuck = Nip Nip the Supermarket
Teng Boon = Tip Tip the Textbook
Yi Seng = Yip Yip the Seng Seng

and finally,

From,
Jip Jip the Pony
P.S,
Today's quote is " Can you stop turning behind or not ? You very irritating leh. "
Adapted from : Yi Seng's way of the Retard

Right, I took this quiz from fabian's blog, as its pretty interesting.

RULES:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now.
I dont watch TV these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I'm TOTALLY smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D
I like the way i look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop then eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cellphone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I own the "South Park" movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it.
I am happy at this moment!
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever i can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that i work with.
I am a caffeine junk.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.

Dear Stupid,
Today was back to school again

Geography teacher is Hitler obsessed.

Chinese teacher is going crazy again, gave the whole class demerit. Siao fat ass.

Today is the start of Scouts Flag Raising Duty, and Nattapon prefers his councillor badge than his APL badge. tsk tsk. so Ian had to chiong the School Flag.

3rd Week and 5th Week is my turn =P Hope I don't screw up.

Teng Boon just thrashed me in online pool. Its damn lame, only he would want to play =)

Keith is being a complete loser today. haha.

Shin Yan was lols again, and he's the new skip skip the hare.

Sheng Cong was as gay ( happy ) as ever.

Joel still told people he lost 5kg, but didn't tell people he gained back 10kg during the holidays.

Qing Tuck is still tall.

Yi Seng is still being fat.

Well, pretty much nobody has changed during the holidays. And nobody realised I grew taller =(

Well, gotta go do chen ass hole's homework. She's a bitch. I've got 3 of her contact numbers saved in my phone, so she'll stop harrassing me.

OH yeah, got the class tee today. Go 2e3. woo.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S, Today's quote is " Skip Skip the hare. "

Dear Stupid,
Yesterday scouts was okay. Royce is still being an ass hole. and those idiots keep irritating each other, and royce is a damn cry baby. Seriously, I hate the sec 1t1s in scouts. Roy, kept taking pictures of me during the campfire yesterday and listening to his headphones even when we fall in ( act cool ) always tuck out his shirt and make the APLs get pumped for nothing, Benjamin Lim, don't make me state the obvious, Jeremy, don't even know how to tie squarelash and always give that kind of guai lan face, Royce, cry baby, act big, super extra, don't want to help in anything.. Well, hopeless. And not to mention some of the other sec 1s aren't that great either.

I just realised when I was sec 1, my batch suffered way more than this year's batch. This year's batch get it easy, they don't have to change in 1 minute ( and your time started 0:30 secs ago ) , they don't have to tie their knots fast, they don't get pumped like siao until hand pain like mad, they don't have to carry so many poles at once, they get to slack like hell all day, etc. Seriously. I think Liang Min's theory of the elite sequence is right.

Anyway, yesterday's st gabriel's campfire was alright. I got to dance with a chio girl guide ( according to the rest ) for one of the games. =X But I didn't win. My dancing sucks. I don't even think I was dancing right. And Keith probably hates me for what I did yesterday, hehe =)

In all, the campfire was alright. I learnt from Keith how to hack a vending machine. very interesting.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Joel is a ___ boy. "
Fill in the blanks =)

Dear Stupid,
School's on its way ! Damn. I hope I've grown taller.

Anyways, better start finishing that homework.

Scouts tomorrow. woo.

So the sec 3s and sec 2s are in charge for the flag raising for the start of the first 5 weeks everyday.

Oh Boy, I hope I don't screw up.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " I feel reflective. "

Dear Stupid,
Yeah, its only a few days time to the start of school, I can't wait. Seriously, I can't wait. Note the sarcasm. I haven't finished a little of my homework, but I think I'll try my best.

Ok let me start this post proper.

After the holidays, its gonna be end of year exam madness. I'm sure of it. And during the September Holidays, we have an overseas trip to most likely ChengMai (sp?) as December Holidays are full of Zhonghua Scouts Campfire.

And, And, The All American Rejects new album ( title not to be confirmed yet ) is gonna be released during the September Holidays period ! I'll bet you most of their songs in that album's coming to my blog.

I just realised the the zoo trip was kinda fun, except the raining part. I've never felt so childish to be in a zoo before, much less more childish than I am now.

I've just bathe. I'm gonna go meet shin yan and sheng cong at J8 to do the english project interview. Yeah, I've quitted my other english project group. Sorry guys, except for Andrique. Cause he's an ass hole who walks out and scolds people for asking him to do something for the group.

So, good luck to my old group. Hopefully they see that they're gonna fail with Andrique in their group.

So well, I guess I'm gonna ~~do my homework~~ play Dagon now. Goodbye =)

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " lols.. "

Dear Stupid,
Today we went to the zoo for scouts. It rained. I saw many animals. I played soccer. I like to play. I need to do homework. But I am procrastinating. I want to tell everyone, keith keeps calling me a loser face, but at least I'm not a rabbit =)

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Star Player ! "

Dear Stupid,
Yeah so basically life is boring again. gonna go to fabo's house tomorrow to do the english project. haiz. so much homework and projects .. ZZZ.

Family quarrels now, so neutral nowadays.. I always feel I am alone in this world, and that I have to fend for myself. I like that feeling. Like when you're walking alone in a dark neighbourhood along a stretch of houses. Yeah. That feeling. That scary, independent, cool feeling. What the hell am I saying.

Ha. and tuition. oh, how I enjoy/hate some tuition. Sometimes I feel, sometimes I don't. I prefer when I don't feel a thing. Would you rather be burnt and feel it or be burnt but not feel a THNG ? What the hell am I saying.

This holiday has been pretty much what I expected - procrastination, computerisation, gamerisation, scoutification, tuitionism, homeworkiness, projection, eatation, sleepation, yeah. I guess. those words don't make sense. What the hell am I saying.

I am getting bored playing dagon all day. Yeah, REALLY bored. there's no purpose in life for me right now, not yet. How I wish I were older, not to deal with this problems of a 14 year old underdeveloped kid. I always wanted to write a book, a novel, a fairytale, one as famous as Harry Potter, or the 7 Dwarves, or the Tales of Beadle the Bard. Ah. Harry Potter. The three deathly hallows. Whats not to like ? What the hell am I saying.

If you have read to this point, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you.

I realise I don't care.
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care

Yes, I know I don't care. Sometimes I feel like walking out of that door and leaving myself or somebody else alone. Like walking out of an examination hall during an exam. Or when someone is scolding you, you just walk out of the door. Yeah. That feeling's nice too.

And friends. I realise I can't live without them. I think. I think when I grow older I'll lose some friends, heck, I think I'm gonna lose some friends in sec 3. But hey, everyone's a friend or foe, its just your choice to go beyond the neutral. What the hell am I saying.

Mad things are happening right now. Crazy. Quarrel over a light bulb.. Oh my gosh.

I once had a dream, I've never shared with anyone that dream, because, well, I had that dream last night. It was so real, dying, so real. and this dream, was so vivid, and I could just relive that dream, anytime.

I was in this building. There were men fighting at the ground level. The building had many staircases and it was 3 stories high. I was with my shin yan, sheng cong keith and joel. Some voice told us we had to escape, but the exit was at the ground level. When I looked down, I saw the men fighting and one of them threw a piece of goat meat at me. I dunno, I just saw in my dream a goat and meat, like those steak kind.

Then I went to the first door with the rest. It showed a bed. I examined the bed, and realised, it was made of chocolate. So keith ate the chocolate, and when he ate it, he turned into a carrot. Then Joel ate the carrot.

Shin Yan punched joel in the chest and keith came out of his mouth, unharmed.

Then the voice said, if you want to get out, you'll have to open all the doors, and an ordeal awaits.

So I opened the second door, near the staircase landing.

And I saw a dog, covered in newspapers. The dog peed on himself, and shin yan was crying. Joel piggybacked shin yan, but accidentally tripped me, and made me fall all the way downstairs.

Then the voice said, you're cheating, going by the stairs, you shall perish under my mcdonalds.

Then keith was smashed against the wall by a giant hammer. Joel went to lick keith's blood.

Sheng cong was screaming. Shin Yan bit his head off.

Joel kicked shin yan in the tummy, and shin yan vomited out : THE KEY !

Joel tried to take the key, but I snatched it in time.

Then I ran for the door at the ground level, and the men who were fighting kick joel's butt.

Joel yelled out, I AM FAT !

Then I saw the exit. I got ready the key, and I jumped for the door.

OH NO !

Joel was blocking the doorway, apparently he gave the men his fats in exchange for his life.

I told him to get lost, but then he snatched the key from me, and he opened the door, gave a evil laugh, and jumped off the door, eating the key while at it. I then heard a splatter. What the hell happened ? I opened the ajar door wider, and looked at the bottom - this wasn't the exit, it was one of the ordeal doors, and at the bottomless pit, I saw joel's blood - soya bean milk.

I realised that wasn't the exit. The voice lied. I was - ALONE.

the voice then said, you suck !

and I replied, SHUT UP !

So I spotted another door, hopefully it was the exit. I opened it, and to my delight, I saw myself, sleeping on the mattress dreaming ! I jumped out of the door, landed directly upon my sleeping body, and I awoke.

Then, lying beside me, was teng boon, asking me if I wanted soya bean for breakfast - soya bean.. oh no ! Joel's blood !

Then I woke up. I realised I was dreaming of myself dreaming. Then I heaved a sigh of relieve, checked for the time on my handphone - 00:01am. I survived 1 minute in dream land !

What the hell am I saying.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " What the hell am I saying. "

Dear Stupid,
Yesterday we went to Wei Shen's house to finally act out the Romeo and Juliet script. We finished it, but Bernard did nothing, cause Bernard wasn't even there. He was in Malaysia, for 7 DAYS ! ... So in the credits we'll put " illegal immigrant "

I'll show you guys a sample of our work, and I'm sure you'll laugh at the first part. The reason why I won't post the whole thing, its because there are 14 scenes, 11 minutes long, and totally STUPID ! The scene I'll be posting is the fight between the Capulets and the Montagues. Remember, the first part is freaking funny !
Romeo - Me
Shin Yan - Benvolio
Qing Tuck - Mercutio
Sheng Cong - Tybalt
Wei Shen - Prince Escalus
Joel - He wasn't there yet ._. But he's the Friar.
ENJOY !

Dear Stupid,
Yeah, I don't care even though the end date for the contest is 14th June. I doubt anyone else would want to participate.

And now, the winners of the competition !

3rd prize goes to .... KEITH ! However, he it is disqualified as it is an animal ( rabbit )
The 3rd prize, 1 packet of soya bean from Joel's bloodstream, shall be donated to The Society of the Prevention against Cruelty to Rabbits ( SPCR ), Even though rabbits hate soya bean, and fat people's blood.

2nd prize goes to .... SHIN YAN ! The 2nd prize, a LOL sign from LOL boy Shin Yan, has been given to him, as it was originally his anyways.

AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU MORONS HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,
WINNER OF THE TAGGING COMPETITION
1st PRIZE GOES TO ..
( DRUM ROLL PLEASE ! )
TENG BOON !
for bugging my tagboard like a guy who is damn bored on the computer all day.
However, the 1st prize, Official Kip Kip shirt with a rabbit in the middle, has been eaten by an unknown rabbit known as Kip Kip, so Teng Boon gets no prize, unless he'd want to hunt down that unknown rabbit known as Kip Kip.

Thank you all for participating, we hope you enjoyed it, as much as I didn't.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " WHERE IS LIANG MIN ?!?!?!? "