The Sunday Times

Dear Stupid,
Sheng Cong came to my house today. We did the Chinese project and we're nearly done. Its due on Tuesday. I had eggs and chocolate milk for breakfast. I had lunch at my grandma's house. I haven't had dinner. Rachel has gone nuts. I love hearing the recording on my phone about RK House no PORK! You can go hear it at Youtube and search RK House.Its friggin' funny. Well today is quite a boring Sunday, actually all my Sundays' are boring. Thanks for a listening ear though Stupid.

Boringly,
Joshua

Dedicated to my sister, Sarah

The picture's a little crap. Its Graduation Day for Sarah jie jie! (bend you head please)

Dear Stupid,

This entry is a dedication to my sister Sarah. I hope you can see this now Sarah jie jie. My sister is really the best sister ever. Really miss her loads now without her the whole house is as quiet as a church. Just wish 4 years has passed or maybe its december comes early as she's coming back in December for a few days. 4 years... I'll wonder how i'll look like then. Even better, i wonder how would Sarah jie jie look like then. I'll show you a picture in 4 years ok, but in the meantime just wait Stupid.

Another Short Story: The Biggest Mistake Ever

Dear Stupid,
During today's founder's/thinking day, i made the dumbest mistake ever. When we were supposed to say the scout law, i did it too early and raised my three fingers. Sad... I hate myself i am such a doodle head.

A new name for my diary

Hey i thought of a crazy idea. I am gonna name my diary, which is this blog, Stupid. Ok thanks for your kind attention Stupid.

Bernard Ee

I got nothing better to do so I'll just describe Bernard Ee. And if you dunno him, he is the class idiot.

• Nerdy
• Bookworm
• Crazy
• 4 Demerit Points(currently!)
• A disgrace to SJAB
• Was from my primary school( cannot believe it...)
• Finger Licker
• No discipline
• Future Loser of the Year

I know I'm mean. I just can't stand him... When i get a picture of him and introduce you to him diary, you'll understand...

SO MUCH HMK

I take back what i said. Wish it was still CNY now. My eye is twitching from fatigue. I wish tomorrow was not thinking day so no need go school at 6.30am!!!!! SO MUCH HMK!!!!!!
I wish i were you diary, you dont have to go to school. All you gotta do is to give me a listening ear... I hate you diary.

yay school reopen tmr

Finally. CNY was so boring nothing to do cant celebrate because my great grand ma pass away in december. At least tmr got school but got Home Econs... Hope dun hav the eggs again...Well its back to school. Yipee hope got not public caning...Oh man i really have no life typing this nonsense.

To Andy's House =)

Wow going to andy's house was fun. Went to the park, played lame games on the ps, played com and so many other stuffs. It was like a Rosyth School Gathering. Well i'll make this note short this time. It was fun. Thank You everybody...

The Fight

Never met eye to eye...

This happened on 19/02/2007. Now here's the situation. Me, Cheryl(cousin), Joyce(cousin),Rachel(bad tempered sister) were playing monopoly. Of course, hehe i was winning =) I bought the two lousiest houses but in the end still earn alot of $. Ok so they were all scared i win cause they all hate me haha. So Joyce went to type on her handphone: "Buy Joshua's houses so that he will lose!" Dont ask how i found out you'll understand later. So she showed that message to Cheryl, Rachel and herself la duh. -.- Ok so next, Joyce landed on a house that Rachel was aiming for like siao, so Rachel tried to persuade her not to buy her house la. So after Joyce turn was my turn, and if i rolled the dice, Joyce cannot buy that house anymore liao. So they argued la, then me and Cheryl just sit there watching the nice show. So Rachel tell me to roll the dice, then Joyce went to take the dice away. Then Rachel was like frigging' pissed. So Rachel argue la say dont be unreasonable. So Joyce threw the dice at Rachel then Rachel punched Joyce, then they started to exchange blows. Pretty soon, Joyce threw the monopoly box at Rachel then Rachel punch back la. So Joyce said: " I dont wanna play anymore!" Then she left the room, then said the F word at Rachel then ran away in tears la. Then later she come out again, then say her mother say pack he monopoly set. Then we pack lor then Joyce tell Rachel not to help then Rachel gave that Rachel look again (no difference as her face always like that!) Ya and thats it. No wait Joyce's mum(my aunt) scolded her in the room so i coward la run away teeheehee even though i was innocent.Well glad you enjoyed that. So, who do you think is right? joyce or rachel? You decide you commenter.=)

Reunion Dinner Time!

Dear Reader,
Pretty soon I'm gonna have a reunion dinner. Can tell its gonna be a blast! However, let me tell you a story. Sit back, relax and enjoy. It was the reunion dinner to celebrate my sister furthering her studies at La Trobe. I kept eating the noodles and drinking the tom yam soup so fast that i've already eaten 10 bowls of it. About the 11th or 12th bowl, i ate too fast that the noodles was stuck to my windpipe. Couldn't breathe for a while and was gasping for breathe. My entire life flashed before my eyes. ( Well, not really...) Then suddenly, my grand mama whacked my back and the long bad noodles flew out of my mouth. I breathe heavily, thankful to my grand mama. Ok it was a badddd experience. If i make it alive this steamboat, i will inform you... If not, well.......

My Sister, yes, the hot tempered one

The four sides of Rachel Ko.

Rachel Ko, my sister. Hardly can believe we're related. Her temper is second to that of the devil, and if you're willing to know her i suggest you write your will before you do so. Ok when you're done you can read more about her. Studying in Chung Cheng High School(Main), 16 years old and is sitting for her 'O' Level Examination this year. Getting A1 for her Chinese in the 'O' Levels as she sat for it in Secondary 3 was the biggest surprise of the family. This i say, must be the greatest achievement she has ever attained. I remember like it was yesterday, and mind you it really was yesterday, that i was ordered by my mother to wake my sister up to eat her cold and mould dinner. Entering the lion's den, my only weapon was my fist and legs, which i knew was not enough to 'slay' the lion. I poked the lion with my finger, preparing for the worse. Nothing happened. I yelled at that lazy lion and it pounced at me, catching me off-guard. After a fearsome battle, i was defeated, but escaped alive but severely "injured". It was the closest encounter i've had with that lion and i knew that later on in life there would be more of this battles without the judge of the battle, my other sister Sarah. Later on, i heard the lion was dying of hunger as it was too lazy to eat its dinner, and it was already 22.00pm. Worse still, the lion hadn't take a shower yet, and was smelling like a, well, unhygenic lion of course.Luckily, the lion mustered enough lazy strength to finally eat its dinner, and shower. After that, the lion was fast asleep, and i really have to thing of a better way to wake up the lion next time........

My Sister, yes, the better sister

You'll never miss somebody until they are gone. Yep, thats right. Sarah, the best sister I've ever had,( Note: the only sister that treats me well!) has gone to Melbourne, in a little old university called La Trobe, nickname, Menzies. Since 7th Feb 2007,22.30pm (singapore time), there was a missing person in every family photo...At least we are still keeping in contact. What a great sister she is! Now i'm stuck with that mean old Rachel Ko, and trust me you wouldn't want to be in my situation! I'm gonna miss you Sarah jie jie =(

17/02/2007 Intro to a new blog

Hi! This blog is my little diary, where you'll get to see all the fun fun things in my spongeboby life. I know what you're thinking, i'm lame. Yep. Just the impression i wanted to give.