Just woke up. Damn tired. Eyes pain. Legs pain.
Yesterday I had a 15km hike with Warren and Zi Quan as my group members.
I can only say 3 words : When Banglahs Attack
Okay, let me start off proper. You'll soon know why BANGLAHS ATTACK.
Our Checkpoints were :
Bishan Active
Toa Payoh Central CC
Tan Tock Seng Hospital
Newton MRT
Central Sikh Temple ( At Boon Keng )
Potong Pasir Police Post
Townsville Primary School
Bishan Active
Okay got that ? Lets start =)
Our team morale was high at first, we were chionging to Toa Payoh ! But first we walked to J8 with Liang Min's group to pee. Then when my group came out of the toilet, Liang Min's group left liao, we got pang seh. So Warren was nvm, he lead us to Toa Payoh CC by walking the main road. Among the three of us, my bag was the HEAVIEST.
We reached Toa Payoh. Damn suay. We saw Toa Payoh West CC, but never see Central. So walked in circles, then finally cannot ta han le, asked for directions.. Then found Toa Payoh Central CC. Team Morale freaking low. Did the hike report and took photos for that checkpoint.
Then setted off for Tan Tock Seng Hospital.
Damn far.
We were walking damn long, had to go pass 2 overhead bridge.. Then when we were nearing Tan Tock Seng, we had to walk up this damn high slope.. freaking tiring. Okay, now, ATTACK OF THE BANGLAHS ! Not exactly. They were Banglah Police. Warren was taking pictures of the surroundings, then there was this high security building that many policemen were guarding. So Warren took a picture of that building, then 10 policemen surrounded us, took his camera, deleted that picture and warned us not to do it again. They were all banglahs !
So we reached Tan Tock Seng, did the usual stuff, team morale super high, but my shoulders were aching from carrying my extremely heavy bag.
Then we headed for Newton MRT. It was damn tiring. Newton was so freaking far. Thought of my perseverance throughout to keep me going :D
okay, we were at Newton Circus. then, ATTACK OF THE BANGLAHS ! We asked a banglah man how do we cross newton circus to get to the MRT, cause there wasn't any traffic light. So he asked us to follow him. Warren knew that 1 stupid banglah was no match for the three of us. So he brought us under the highway, as in those dark areas, smiling to himself. And to our horror, 2 banglah men came, and they were talking to him in THEIR language. We sensed trouble. Warren was smart enough to tell the banglah man we were going another place, not Newton MRT. Then they had no choice but to give us up, but they were staring at us when we left. After they left, and the coast was clear, we headed for Newton MRT.
Hurray ! We reached Newton MRT. Our team morale was medium cause of the stupid banglah. We went down to Newton MRT to copy the map, then we saw Keith's group coming up from the other side of the escalator ! They were faster cause they were the earlier group =)
Then Warren scared le, he was determined to chiong. So after we did everything for Newton MRT checkpoint, we were discussing which best route to take to the Boon Keng Temple. Warren took out his phone to check something. After discussing, Warren stood up, said okay determinedly, then asked us to carry our bags and CHIONG. We ran and ran and ran, then suddenly, Warren stopped. He felt for his pocket thrice, checked his bag lots of times.. That was when it struck him - HE LEFT HIS PHONE AT NEWTON ! It would have been crazy to go back to Newton to find it, we were already quite a far distance from it. So Warren searched for a nearby police centre or police post to try and call his phone. Called, *The number you've just dialled is not available. Your number will be sent by sms to the customer. Goodbye.* THE STUPID BANGLAH MUST HAVE OFFED HIS PHONE. We were panicking. Warren called Keith as I could remember his number. He asked for Jia Le's number. But after hanging up he forgot the number. But I remembered Feng Rong's number, 9 double 15 double 0 8. 91515008. Then he called it. It was the right number. Then I think Feng Rong passed the phone to Sir, then Sir say Warren can't use the emergency money to go back to Newton. Sad. So Warren made a police report, and telling us that his parents would kill him, we walked to Boon Keng gloomily.
We reached the Temple. Lots of smoke cause last day of the ghost festival. Did the usual stuff. Ate Warren's home cooked hotdogs in the void deck only to bear with the disgust. It tasted yuck. Drank water. Warren was having a mad surge. He told us to drink as much water as we could, then he poured water on our heads. Then, we chionged to Potong Pasir ! Reached there quite fast. It was quite near. But was damn tired. Zi Quan was great, he exchanged bag with me to ease my pain. We reached Potong Pasir Police Post in no time, which was behind the CC. Saw this group of children playing soccer, then they kicked their ball too high and it got stuck on a tree. The maids brought brooms and mops and the children took some to "spear" the ball down. Then there was this P3 kid. He took a mop, came to where we were and started mopping the floor. Then he TOLD us that WE were Primary 3. Then Warren gave that kind of look to the both us of which could only mean one thing - We were gonna guai lan this P3 kid. We asked him how old he was. He said P3. Then we asked him what school - St Andrews Primary. Then I said I was from the same school too. Then he say what class I was from. I said I was from his class. Then he said why he didn't see me before, then I said cause you're blind. Then he said what is blind -.-
He started mopping the floor near us with his stupid mop. Then Warren told him to stop it as it was annoying. Then he went to touch the map. So I from behind him carried him and carried him to the far end of the field. lols. He was damn angry. He came back to annoy us again. Warren suggested that we should report the maids and children using dangerous objects to hit down a ball to the police, after all, we were damn close to the Police Post. The P3 kid told Zi Quan that he knew his brother. Said that his brother was his classmate. Do you know how old Zi Quan's brother is ? 19 -.- Cause he saw our nametag and said that Zi Quan's brother's surname was Ang. Wow. At least he knows what surname was.
After that he was entertained by Warren. Warren asked him to climb the gates of the soccer court. He tried to. He fell. lols. Then he tried to climb again, this time he kept calling us to look, but we dao him. So he sad le. He went back to try and get the ball down. Then Zi Quan spotted this retarded girl shaking up and down, left and right on the bench. Weird. SHE WAS REALLY RETARDED. as in really. those mental kind of people. So we decided that these people were freaky, thus we headed for Townsville Primary School, Morale quite high. Met Liang Min's group along the way. They were going the wrong way. Their checkpoint was Potong Pasir CC and they were moving at the SAME direction as us. So we told them it was the other way which we came from.
I actually knew there was a shortcut from Potong Pasir to braddell and merged to bishan, but NO. Warren made us walk back to Serangoon, we reached Zhonghua. What the hell. Then from ZHONGHUA, we walked to BISHAN from the bus 58 that way. Total disaster. Legs hurt like shit. The only thing keeping me going was my perseverance :D Zi Quan was singing weird songs by Blink 182.
Then halfway through the sky was darkening. We tried to outrun the dark skies, as they were floating towards our direction. Sometimes we caught up, but too late. It started to pour. Zi Quan protected my bag and his bag by carrying the bags and putting on his poncho. Thanks man :D Warren and I braved the rain. My specs was buffeted by stupid water. Couldn't see. If I knew magic, I would have casted IMPERVIUS !
Finally, after walking so long under the rain, we reached Townsville Primary. Did our hike report under the MRT track. Whenever an MRT drove past up above us we were splattered by rain through the gap in the MRT track -.- We ate our emergency ration even though we were not supposed to. lols. OUR EMERGENCY RATION WAS KINDER BUENO -.-
Vikki would definitely be jealous.
But, it was MELTED kinder bueno -.-
Then after slacking enough, we headed for Bishan Active. It was no longer raining. After walking like a mad ass, and we spotted Bishan Active, WE CHIONGED THERE LIKE RETARDS. The minute I set foot at where all the scouts were, I threw my bag on the ground, and fell backwards on to the floor, even though it was hard and caused my head to hurt. Bliss. It was over. All over.
Did the hike report. When I was done, I let Warren and Zi Quan copy mine.
Then went to play with the exercising machines. There was this machine that I had to sit down and lift myself up by using my hands, and I accidentally whacked my butt cause I didn't know how to use it. Then I was like " Shit it whacked my butt. " Then this japanese small kid was like " At least it didn't hit your private part, but if it hit your private part it would be very painful, but compared to it hitting your butt, I think if it hits your private part it would be more painful. "
Then I said okay.
Then he skated away in his Japan made roller blades singing japanese songs.
After that was changing some stuff in my hike report. Then some old geezer walked up to me and looked at my hike report while I was doing it. STARING AT IT. Then I was like, " Um, excuse me ? " Then I looked at Jiun Hon for recognition. Then that old geezer said " Why is there a problem? Do you have a problem with me looking at you ? "
Then I said " No, I'm just busy right now. "
Then he said " BUSY ? Then I am busy looking at you ! "
Whatever. I dao him as he scolded me for being rude. Then he gave up and walked away. Hope he fell down.
I met A LOT of weirdos yesterday.
First the policemen, then the banglah
I made dinner for my group after that. Warren didn't want to eat.
Slacked. Then, to our horror, we had ANOTHER MINI HIKE AT NIGHT. We were supposed to walk around the bishan area for only one checkpoint. My group's checkpoint was Bishan Town Council. We chionged there, yeah ! Then came back. Woo. Slacked.
After that during inspection got pumped cause Boon Chong took our gas stove, which was 65 pumping cause we didn't take care of it and let it be misplaced, ( Warren pumped the 65 for us, how kind ! ), and 45 for eating our emergency rations. lols.
Then after a tiring day, we were dismissed. Walked to J8. Parents came to pick me up. Went home. Tired like shit. Ate, bathe, slept. Woke up this morning, eye's really sore now.
I survived 17km.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Liang Min hurry up, Warren's group haven't come yet. "
We were 2nd last :D But Keith decided to fake Liang Min's group to come even though we won them already. Still, everyone passed =) Sadly, Samuel didn't get to go cause he injured his hand =(