Dear Stupid,
Today was an okay day. Lessons were as per boring.
Hmms.. Fried Fished today.
Tomorrow there's no school :D
Happy Children's Day!
lols.. And Hari Raya Puasa.
SC came my house today to fix my com and guide my zelda and kingdom hearts 2. -.-
Liang Min my mummy shared with me this last week.. found it funny. Enjoy! Its Miss Swan lols.
Lols..
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
lols
Dear Stupid,
Today was a day.
Lessons were usual.
The weekends were spent doing the usual stuff.
I don't feel like blogging.
Howie Day - Collide
Quite an old song.. but still nice. lyrics are inside.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Today was a day.
Lessons were usual.
The weekends were spent doing the usual stuff.
I don't feel like blogging.
Howie Day - Collide
Quite an old song.. but still nice. lyrics are inside.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Friday, September 26, 2008
Today
Dear Stupid,
Today was the English Paper 2. It was okay. Summary write maximum 150 words, I wrote 150 words. lols. Found exactly 15 points =) The passage A comprehension not that confident.. they ask a lot of confusing questions. Vocabulary.. only scared of immerse. I wrote implant =X The other vocab quite confident.
Hmm.. after school played soccer in the rain for a while. then went to mac to seek shelter. then after sharing hotcakes with shin yan cause I had to save money for something, we waited for keith andrique and joel to come. when they came, andrique was retarded and he went to buy happy meal and got the star wars toy which can be fired out -.-
After that we played soccer again. Gradually the rain subsided and it became sunny. Shoes were damn wet. Blister damn pain. After that went to the nearby shop to rest and spray deoderent. lol.
Went home. At the bus stop talk cock with shin yan and keith. parents went to do stuff at the bank. mum leaving for australia to see my sis today. went home. ate lunch. bathe. came up to use com. lols. My com has gone nuts. can't play dota once I reach lvl 5-7, cause will dc -.-
The All American Rejects new album - The World Comes Down releases on November 28th =)
This is one of the songs in their album. They released it as a sneak peek.
This song I'll dedicate to Shin Yan.
Ignore the first part. Its Nick Wheeler being retarded.
The All American Rejects - Gives You Hell
Lyrics
I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place.
And you're still probably working
At a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car
Did it ever get you far?
You ever seem so dead slow
Never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?
Truth be told I miss you
Truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth the damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where did it all go wrong?
But the list goes on and on
Truth be told I miss you
Truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth the damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
If you look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth the damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell (hope it gives you hell)
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell (hope it gives you hell)
When you hear this song and you sing along well you'll never tell
And you're the fool I've just as well I hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell
You can sing along I hope it puts you through hell
Hope you enjoyed it =)
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Today was the English Paper 2. It was okay. Summary write maximum 150 words, I wrote 150 words. lols. Found exactly 15 points =) The passage A comprehension not that confident.. they ask a lot of confusing questions. Vocabulary.. only scared of immerse. I wrote implant =X The other vocab quite confident.
Hmm.. after school played soccer in the rain for a while. then went to mac to seek shelter. then after sharing hotcakes with shin yan cause I had to save money for something, we waited for keith andrique and joel to come. when they came, andrique was retarded and he went to buy happy meal and got the star wars toy which can be fired out -.-
After that we played soccer again. Gradually the rain subsided and it became sunny. Shoes were damn wet. Blister damn pain. After that went to the nearby shop to rest and spray deoderent. lol.
Went home. At the bus stop talk cock with shin yan and keith. parents went to do stuff at the bank. mum leaving for australia to see my sis today. went home. ate lunch. bathe. came up to use com. lols. My com has gone nuts. can't play dota once I reach lvl 5-7, cause will dc -.-
The All American Rejects new album - The World Comes Down releases on November 28th =)
This is one of the songs in their album. They released it as a sneak peek.
This song I'll dedicate to Shin Yan.
Ignore the first part. Its Nick Wheeler being retarded.
The All American Rejects - Gives You Hell
Lyrics
I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place.
And you're still probably working
At a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car
Did it ever get you far?
You ever seem so dead slow
Never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?
Truth be told I miss you
Truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth the damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where did it all go wrong?
But the list goes on and on
Truth be told I miss you
Truth be told I'm lying
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth the damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
Now you'll never see
What you've done to me
You can take back your memories
They're no good to me
And here's all your lies
If you look me in the eyes
With the sad, sad look
That you wear so well
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth the damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool you're just as well hope it gives you hell
When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell (hope it gives you hell)
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell (hope it gives you hell)
When you hear this song and you sing along well you'll never tell
And you're the fool I've just as well I hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell
You can sing along I hope it puts you through hell
Hope you enjoyed it =)
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Exams
Dear Stupid,
I probably should be studying. But thats what they all say.
Just came back from the exam. It was.. okay I guess. I wrote Sheng Cong died :D
My mid year also. I wrote Sheng Cong died. Joel was very happy when he heard this news.
Hmmms.. I would say I will get average marks for the papers. Not too bad.. Won't fail. I hope.
I got high during the break of the exams in class =) I played Real Life Dota with Sheng Cong. I made a fool of myself though. I think people saw ._.
After the exam went home with Sheng Cong. he treated me soya bean cause I had to save money.
xD
Then we talked to the bus interchange, talked, then talked, and then he told me something that pissed me off. lols. Can't say what. But Sheng Cong, if that really happens, I'll be happy -.-
Oh yeah. Conflict. Lots of conflict. After the exams there's bound to be conflict. Just watch. I don't really care, as long as I'm not part of it. I don't want to get involved and get hated more.
My mum's going to australia tomorrow to see my sister. My mum will be back on the 8th, which is the day my exams end. how great is life? Finally, she won't bug me to study during the examination period.
Oh yeah, on Oct 8th, at 10am, I'm doing a handstand on my table. Watch me xD
But if I'm too hum ji then I'll do it on the floor ._.
And October 8th ! I can't wait. But I also wish it won't come also..
Tomorrow's English Paper 2 :D I know, you don't give a damn.
We the Kings - Check Yes Juliet
One of Sheng Cong's favourite songs. Lols. Inside joke.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Today's quote is "The view up here is better with, you by my side~"
LOL
I probably should be studying. But thats what they all say.
Just came back from the exam. It was.. okay I guess. I wrote Sheng Cong died :D
My mid year also. I wrote Sheng Cong died. Joel was very happy when he heard this news.
Hmmms.. I would say I will get average marks for the papers. Not too bad.. Won't fail. I hope.
I got high during the break of the exams in class =) I played Real Life Dota with Sheng Cong. I made a fool of myself though. I think people saw ._.
After the exam went home with Sheng Cong. he treated me soya bean cause I had to save money.
xD
Then we talked to the bus interchange, talked, then talked, and then he told me something that pissed me off. lols. Can't say what. But Sheng Cong, if that really happens, I'll be happy -.-
Oh yeah. Conflict. Lots of conflict. After the exams there's bound to be conflict. Just watch. I don't really care, as long as I'm not part of it. I don't want to get involved and get hated more.
My mum's going to australia tomorrow to see my sister. My mum will be back on the 8th, which is the day my exams end. how great is life? Finally, she won't bug me to study during the examination period.
Oh yeah, on Oct 8th, at 10am, I'm doing a handstand on my table. Watch me xD
But if I'm too hum ji then I'll do it on the floor ._.
And October 8th ! I can't wait. But I also wish it won't come also..
Tomorrow's English Paper 2 :D I know, you don't give a damn.
We the Kings - Check Yes Juliet
One of Sheng Cong's favourite songs. Lols. Inside joke.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Today's quote is "The view up here is better with, you by my side~"
LOL
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Days
Dear Stupid,
I've decided not to 'delete' my blog. lols. I guess ass holes will be ass holes.
Last night I dreamt of dotA.
I was playing with teng boon versus yi seng and sheng cong. Then Yi Seng's pudge low health, then I was gonna assassinate with my dwarven sniper, and as the bullet almost hit him, I woke up. Damn. For a moment I could have glory in my dreams. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? I feed in that game. Both Yi Seng and Sheng Cong holy shit me and Teng Boon was nc-ing and not killing the creeps in the lanes -.- lols. weird dream. I should stop playing so much dotA.
Hmm.. woke up. Realised I was pretty late. Did the usual morning stuff, went to school, suddenly aware that tomorrow was the exam and my stomach gave a lurch. I don't know why I'm so nervous.
School. was kinda dreary. I don't even know what dreary means but it sounds like what i'm trying to say.
All the lessons were okay today. But there was this air of sleeping.. and insecticide.
Played soccer after school. Crazy idea to play one day before your exam -.- But hey, we do crazy things. People play after exams, we play before. Zai. Played with ourselves and versus zhonghua primary. lols. My leg had a blister. But I still played on. Then went back school take bag, go home. At home I peeled my blister. Owch.
Sheng Cong and I kept playing Star Wars/Zelda/dotA in real life. Yes I know we're childish, but we're just bored. Sometimes I hope that he'll play soccer with us. At least there's someone to talk to. Unfortunately he's scared of balls. Lady Macbeth insulted his manhood. Just kidding. I also told him that I don't mind if everyone hates me, as long as _____________. Hui Min thought me that. Its really useful.
Yellow Card - Only One
I know this song is old, but it means alot.
Oh yeah, Sheng Cong and I also made fun of songs into sick versions. Don't ask ._.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
The exam's tomorrow. Good luck, all the best, same class.
I've decided not to 'delete' my blog. lols. I guess ass holes will be ass holes.
Last night I dreamt of dotA.
I was playing with teng boon versus yi seng and sheng cong. Then Yi Seng's pudge low health, then I was gonna assassinate with my dwarven sniper, and as the bullet almost hit him, I woke up. Damn. For a moment I could have glory in my dreams. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? I feed in that game. Both Yi Seng and Sheng Cong holy shit me and Teng Boon was nc-ing and not killing the creeps in the lanes -.- lols. weird dream. I should stop playing so much dotA.
Hmm.. woke up. Realised I was pretty late. Did the usual morning stuff, went to school, suddenly aware that tomorrow was the exam and my stomach gave a lurch. I don't know why I'm so nervous.
School. was kinda dreary. I don't even know what dreary means but it sounds like what i'm trying to say.
All the lessons were okay today. But there was this air of sleeping.. and insecticide.
Played soccer after school. Crazy idea to play one day before your exam -.- But hey, we do crazy things. People play after exams, we play before. Zai. Played with ourselves and versus zhonghua primary. lols. My leg had a blister. But I still played on. Then went back school take bag, go home. At home I peeled my blister. Owch.
Sheng Cong and I kept playing Star Wars/Zelda/dotA in real life. Yes I know we're childish, but we're just bored. Sometimes I hope that he'll play soccer with us. At least there's someone to talk to. Unfortunately he's scared of balls. Lady Macbeth insulted his manhood. Just kidding. I also told him that I don't mind if everyone hates me, as long as _____________. Hui Min thought me that. Its really useful.
Yellow Card - Only One
I know this song is old, but it means alot.
Oh yeah, Sheng Cong and I also made fun of songs into sick versions. Don't ask ._.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
The exam's tomorrow. Good luck, all the best, same class.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Exams..
Dear Stupid,
Don't expect me to blog for a long time. Maybe on 8th Oct. Damn I'm friggin scared on 8th Oct - must do this, and got maths paper. But at least its the last paper..
I'm scared for maths even though I okay okay..
Other subjects not scared.. only maths. Cause.. so little questions but 100 marks, getting one part wrong will cost you from an A1 to a B3 o.O
Oh well..
Everyone's studying now or not studying at all. Me, I'm in between. Studied English, Chinese (what's there to study O.o), Science and studying Lit now. I'm quite confident for Science, Lit and English. Chinese and Geog, hmms.. Okay la. Maths.. haiz. very scared.
I realise I've lost/worsened 3 friendships in a matter of 7 days O.o
haiz..
Maybe I am turning to a monster.. Would you prefer the old me?
I'm also not sure if I've changed. Maybe I have. But you'll never know you have changed unless someone tells you so.
Today our classroom was no longer Joel's deoderent smell, but insect repellent. I found it annoying. At least no one sprayed me or anything..
I now hate chenster and the hag. damn them.
And Mr Lee watches ____ xD
nothign interests me anymore -.-
seriously. Won't be surprised at anything right now..
Joel's still angry with Sheng Cong. hopefully they can make up before the exams..
DotA.. haiz. stupid com can't play dota cause it'll restart by itself randomly..
Hmmms.. Exams. Coming. Soon. 8th Oct.. 8th Oct.. 8th Oct.. here I come.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Don't expect me to blog for a long time. Maybe on 8th Oct. Damn I'm friggin scared on 8th Oct - must do this, and got maths paper. But at least its the last paper..
I'm scared for maths even though I okay okay..
Other subjects not scared.. only maths. Cause.. so little questions but 100 marks, getting one part wrong will cost you from an A1 to a B3 o.O
Oh well..
Everyone's studying now or not studying at all. Me, I'm in between. Studied English, Chinese (what's there to study O.o), Science and studying Lit now. I'm quite confident for Science, Lit and English. Chinese and Geog, hmms.. Okay la. Maths.. haiz. very scared.
I realise I've lost/worsened 3 friendships in a matter of 7 days O.o
haiz..
Maybe I am turning to a monster.. Would you prefer the old me?
I'm also not sure if I've changed. Maybe I have. But you'll never know you have changed unless someone tells you so.
Today our classroom was no longer Joel's deoderent smell, but insect repellent. I found it annoying. At least no one sprayed me or anything..
I now hate chenster and the hag. damn them.
And Mr Lee watches ____ xD
nothign interests me anymore -.-
seriously. Won't be surprised at anything right now..
Joel's still angry with Sheng Cong. hopefully they can make up before the exams..
DotA.. haiz. stupid com can't play dota cause it'll restart by itself randomly..
Hmmms.. Exams. Coming. Soon. 8th Oct.. 8th Oct.. 8th Oct.. here I come.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Monday, September 22, 2008
sorry..
sorry keith.. again..
Anyway.. wad I said before, about dao-ing you also..
haiz..
forget it.
I think its my fault.. You should be the one du lan-ing me =(
Guess I was angry at myself, not at you..
And Yi Seng, sorry I hit you.. just.. angry. And sorry for annoying you all the time.
I make too many apologies now..
I must be becoming more and more hateful.
Anyway.. wad I said before, about dao-ing you also..
haiz..
forget it.
I think its my fault.. You should be the one du lan-ing me =(
Guess I was angry at myself, not at you..
And Yi Seng, sorry I hit you.. just.. angry. And sorry for annoying you all the time.
I make too many apologies now..
I must be becoming more and more hateful.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Senglish version
Senglish version 0.33 ©
This language is copyright of Goh Yi Seng. All unauthorised copying will be dealt with fats.
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Hey you, yeah you lar.
You speak funny leh.
Want me to teach you how to speak Senglish mah ?
Okay, follow these steps la !
THE ART OF SENGLISH, created by Goh Yi Seng
Step 1 : Add "la"s to the end of your sentences la.
Step 2 : If someone asks you to do something, say " Dun want neh. "
* Some people use "leh", but the correct term of Senglish would be "neh".
Step 3 : When someone says something about you, you say " I like it leh. " or " Cause I like it. "
It is a sub art of Senglish known as kao bei.
For example,
Joshua : Why you so fat ?
Yi Seng : Cause I like it.
-
Joshua : Eh can you stop being so fat ?
Yi Seng : I like it leh.
Step 4 : Always use Okay to reply people.
For example,
Joshua : Wa lao, you damn fat leh. I can't stand it la. Seriously. You're really very fat. Can you just go and lose weight or not ?
Yi Seng : Okay.
Step 5 : When you want to start a conversation with someone or you have nothing better to say, say Yeos ~ ! In that kind of sing song, Senglish voice, okeh?
(Note : Yeos is how you say it, whereas Yos ( Yo + s ) is the original wording for this Step, and always jerk your head forward like a turtle as you say yeos)
Step 6 : Always reply "cannot isit" if someone criticises the things you do.
For Example,
Joshua : Yi Seng can you stop eating so much?
Yi Seng : Cannot isit?
Step 7 : The opposite method. Always say the opposite of what the person says about you.
For Example,
Joshua : Yi Seng why are you so fat?
Yi Seng : Cause not thin mah.
Step 8 : The fashion method. Always make insults thrown at you into a compliment.
For Example,
Joshua : Yi Seng your hair, massive slope.
Yi Seng : Slope is the fashion!
Step 9 : The Facial Expression. Always give a face like this :
Okay got it?
Just repeat these steps, and you'll be an official Sengaporean !
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This language is copyright of Goh Yi Seng. All unauthorised copying will be dealt with fats.
ADVERTISEMENT
Hey you, yeah you lar.
You speak funny leh.
Want me to teach you how to speak Senglish mah ?
Okay, follow these steps la !
THE ART OF SENGLISH, created by Goh Yi Seng
Step 1 : Add "la"s to the end of your sentences la.
Step 2 : If someone asks you to do something, say " Dun want neh. "
* Some people use "leh", but the correct term of Senglish would be "neh".
Step 3 : When someone says something about you, you say " I like it leh. " or " Cause I like it. "
It is a sub art of Senglish known as kao bei.
For example,
Joshua : Why you so fat ?
Yi Seng : Cause I like it.
-
Joshua : Eh can you stop being so fat ?
Yi Seng : I like it leh.
Step 4 : Always use Okay to reply people.
For example,
Joshua : Wa lao, you damn fat leh. I can't stand it la. Seriously. You're really very fat. Can you just go and lose weight or not ?
Yi Seng : Okay.
Step 5 : When you want to start a conversation with someone or you have nothing better to say, say Yeos ~ ! In that kind of sing song, Senglish voice, okeh?
(Note : Yeos is how you say it, whereas Yos ( Yo + s ) is the original wording for this Step, and always jerk your head forward like a turtle as you say yeos)
Step 6 : Always reply "cannot isit" if someone criticises the things you do.
For Example,
Joshua : Yi Seng can you stop eating so much?
Yi Seng : Cannot isit?
Step 7 : The opposite method. Always say the opposite of what the person says about you.
For Example,
Joshua : Yi Seng why are you so fat?
Yi Seng : Cause not thin mah.
Step 8 : The fashion method. Always make insults thrown at you into a compliment.
For Example,
Joshua : Yi Seng your hair, massive slope.
Yi Seng : Slope is the fashion!
Step 9 : The Facial Expression. Always give a face like this :
Okay got it?Just repeat these steps, and you'll be an official Sengaporean !
-END-
Friday, September 19, 2008
Fucking Days
Dear Stupid,
I don't care anymore. You know why? My apologies won't help. I'll just fuck them inside out, upside down. Dao me? I dao you lor. I dao and du lan until you can go and run to your ______.
I will still keep that stupid secret of yours. I won't bother or threaten you by saying it out.
Today was a stupid day..
Bryan spilled ice lemon tea on my pants after sch in the canteen.. not really angry cause I felt it was retribution for wad I did..
But I felt embarrassed cause...
Screwed la. Today was stupid.
Stayed back for the campfire thing.. sir's very ambitious -.-
keith is still ignoring me..
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
I don't care anymore. You know why? My apologies won't help. I'll just fuck them inside out, upside down. Dao me? I dao you lor. I dao and du lan until you can go and run to your ______.
I will still keep that stupid secret of yours. I won't bother or threaten you by saying it out.
Today was a stupid day..
Bryan spilled ice lemon tea on my pants after sch in the canteen.. not really angry cause I felt it was retribution for wad I did..
But I felt embarrassed cause...
Screwed la. Today was stupid.
Stayed back for the campfire thing.. sir's very ambitious -.-
keith is still ignoring me..
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Bad Day
Today was a really bad day..
Well, today was a hot and slack day..
I made Keith really really angry today.. Just want to say.. Sorry.. Don't know what came over me.. I know you won't forgive me, or even talk to me anymore, but its the least I can do to apologise.. Oh well.
And Sheng Cong's still ignoring me.
Many people hate me now. I think I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut when I go to school tomorrow.
Sian..
Today was a lousy day.. the minute I came back home from school my sister already scolded me.. Well, it can't get any worse.. Losing a friend, getting ignored, sister scolding you all day, people laughing at your hair, stealing your food, pulling your pants down, hitting you, strangling you, carrying you, insulting you..
Its just a life I'm leading.
I'm turning into a monster. I'm sure of it. I wasn't like this in Sec 1.. Help me.. What have I become?
Sorry Keith
Sorry Sheng Cong
Sorry Shin Yan
And Sorry to everyone I've wronged..
I'm a bastard. yeah thats right keith. I agree with you.. What the hell was I thinking? Damn. Beat me up tomorrow. Go ahead. I won't retaliate. You can ask the rest to help you too..
And Sheng Cong, sorry for insulting you. I'm the gay okay? I look like a girl and I should be the one being insulted all day long, being called a fool and a gay. Its worth it.
And Shin Yan, sorry for making you do lots of crap for me..
Well, its the least I can do..
Yesterday I wish Sec 2 life would never end..
Now I wish I was out of Secondary School..
I always remembered.. when I was Sec 1..
Keith and I always fought over stupid things. But yet we always patched up. We were close friends and scouts, always showing each other what the other didn't know how to do.. But today I betrayed our friendship..
Sheng Cong and I were the best of friends. Everyone saw us together wherever we went.. Until June. I quarrelled with him. I forgot what happened.. He gave me another chance in August.. Then next year, I did it again. I insulted the one I considered a friend. And so, I betrayed our friendship..
I've been a bad person. Call myself a Christian..
All the vulgarities hurled at me.. they're true.
All the insults thrown at me.. they're true.
If they're reading this now, I wish they'd kill me tomorrow.
Well, today was a hot and slack day..
I made Keith really really angry today.. Just want to say.. Sorry.. Don't know what came over me.. I know you won't forgive me, or even talk to me anymore, but its the least I can do to apologise.. Oh well.
And Sheng Cong's still ignoring me.
Many people hate me now. I think I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut when I go to school tomorrow.
Sian..
Today was a lousy day.. the minute I came back home from school my sister already scolded me.. Well, it can't get any worse.. Losing a friend, getting ignored, sister scolding you all day, people laughing at your hair, stealing your food, pulling your pants down, hitting you, strangling you, carrying you, insulting you..
Its just a life I'm leading.
I'm turning into a monster. I'm sure of it. I wasn't like this in Sec 1.. Help me.. What have I become?
Sorry Keith
Sorry Sheng Cong
Sorry Shin Yan
And Sorry to everyone I've wronged..
I'm a bastard. yeah thats right keith. I agree with you.. What the hell was I thinking? Damn. Beat me up tomorrow. Go ahead. I won't retaliate. You can ask the rest to help you too..
And Sheng Cong, sorry for insulting you. I'm the gay okay? I look like a girl and I should be the one being insulted all day long, being called a fool and a gay. Its worth it.
And Shin Yan, sorry for making you do lots of crap for me..
Well, its the least I can do..
Yesterday I wish Sec 2 life would never end..
Now I wish I was out of Secondary School..
I always remembered.. when I was Sec 1..
Keith and I always fought over stupid things. But yet we always patched up. We were close friends and scouts, always showing each other what the other didn't know how to do.. But today I betrayed our friendship..
Sheng Cong and I were the best of friends. Everyone saw us together wherever we went.. Until June. I quarrelled with him. I forgot what happened.. He gave me another chance in August.. Then next year, I did it again. I insulted the one I considered a friend. And so, I betrayed our friendship..
I've been a bad person. Call myself a Christian..
All the vulgarities hurled at me.. they're true.
All the insults thrown at me.. they're true.
If they're reading this now, I wish they'd kill me tomorrow.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Day.
Dear Stupid,
I'm sorry for what I did to you =(
Okay, today was quite a day.
I came to school with a dread. I think I've changed a lot since Sec 1. In height too. lols.
Science. Handed up the Science Sungei Buloh Report, helped Teng Boon's mooncake print out as a favour from Teng Boon but on the condition that he doesn't bully me anymore. He got scammed. AHAHAHA.
Chinese. Chenster was being her usual kao bei self. She confiscated Vikki's science stuff today, also the first time I heard Vikki say the f word. Hmmm.. What else? She pisses people off, she can't teach for nuts. In all, I wish she was sacked.
Geog. It was okay. Mr Lee gave us the study guide which I found kinda useful. But I think he hardly gives any notes. Okay make that, he NEVER gives any notes. And he rushes through one chapter in 10 minutes. Wow. I think out of the last few chapters, I can only remember the title -.-
CE. Went to the comp lab for some career thing. Navy. lols..
Then Recess. Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. Sheng Cong is doing his 3 days thing because I said the forbidden g word. But hey, look at it this way, now that he's ignoring me for 3 days, I get to call him the g word and never get retaliated at! Guess he'll stop ignoring me on Friday. lols. I'd rather he ignores me. Then I can annoy Yi Seng more. Oh yeah, Yi Seng = Fatty Acids + Glycerol.
Lit. It was okay. Went through the passage based questions Mrs Raj gave us to do, then she graded some people's work.. lols.
English. Borefest. The old hag made us do a summary which made me want to sleep.
Double Maths. Boots with the fur made us do Revision Ex 8 and told us we must pay money to get the mid year paper tomorrow. lols. I hope he's kidding, cause I lost mine ._. yep so doing questions and annoying si jiun to see her method was fun.
Double Aesthetics. Fabian and I pon-ed. Last day. who gives a damn. Stupid Anime. Sucks like hell. So we hid behind the boys toilet down there and soon jt, qi en, geannie and sam were joining us. later jt and qi en left. then geannie and sam. I talked to fabian bout lots of stuff, like classmates, cca, teachers, etc.. Well, it was the best thing we could think of while you're sitting behind a boys toilet skipping your anime lesson.
When the stupid bell finally rang, I went to the canteen to eat shit. Then met Ian. he got his braces! he say its pain :X Took the mcee script. went to find mr poh. couldn't find. so my effort was wasted. at least got to insult mr ang lols.LING LING LING.
Then after that went back to class. my heart skipped a beat! amanda pestered me to do handstand today. I'm not really good. Keith can do better. lols. Keith was still at mac.. when he came back, went to drama studio only to realise that only venture feng rong was there. so he taught us some stuff. lols the hand wavy thing is cool. i'm gonna practice later lols..
After the whole thing, went back to class with kip, slack, go toilet, said bye ._. went home, keith left first, then when I was about to leave 3 PEOPLE came. then i went home. lols..
Oh well. Thats all. I'm starting to worry about my exams. Feeling stressed out. the pressure's high.. I can't imagine if I'm gonna take my o lvls soon..
Oh well.
Yi Seng is PUI.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " After exams bah. "
I'm sorry for what I did to you =(
Okay, today was quite a day.
I came to school with a dread. I think I've changed a lot since Sec 1. In height too. lols.
Science. Handed up the Science Sungei Buloh Report, helped Teng Boon's mooncake print out as a favour from Teng Boon but on the condition that he doesn't bully me anymore. He got scammed. AHAHAHA.
Chinese. Chenster was being her usual kao bei self. She confiscated Vikki's science stuff today, also the first time I heard Vikki say the f word. Hmmm.. What else? She pisses people off, she can't teach for nuts. In all, I wish she was sacked.
Geog. It was okay. Mr Lee gave us the study guide which I found kinda useful. But I think he hardly gives any notes. Okay make that, he NEVER gives any notes. And he rushes through one chapter in 10 minutes. Wow. I think out of the last few chapters, I can only remember the title -.-
CE. Went to the comp lab for some career thing. Navy. lols..
Then Recess. Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. Sheng Cong is doing his 3 days thing because I said the forbidden g word. But hey, look at it this way, now that he's ignoring me for 3 days, I get to call him the g word and never get retaliated at! Guess he'll stop ignoring me on Friday. lols. I'd rather he ignores me. Then I can annoy Yi Seng more. Oh yeah, Yi Seng = Fatty Acids + Glycerol.
Lit. It was okay. Went through the passage based questions Mrs Raj gave us to do, then she graded some people's work.. lols.
English. Borefest. The old hag made us do a summary which made me want to sleep.
Double Maths. Boots with the fur made us do Revision Ex 8 and told us we must pay money to get the mid year paper tomorrow. lols. I hope he's kidding, cause I lost mine ._. yep so doing questions and annoying si jiun to see her method was fun.
Double Aesthetics. Fabian and I pon-ed. Last day. who gives a damn. Stupid Anime. Sucks like hell. So we hid behind the boys toilet down there and soon jt, qi en, geannie and sam were joining us. later jt and qi en left. then geannie and sam. I talked to fabian bout lots of stuff, like classmates, cca, teachers, etc.. Well, it was the best thing we could think of while you're sitting behind a boys toilet skipping your anime lesson.
When the stupid bell finally rang, I went to the canteen to eat shit. Then met Ian. he got his braces! he say its pain :X Took the mcee script. went to find mr poh. couldn't find. so my effort was wasted. at least got to insult mr ang lols.LING LING LING.
Then after that went back to class. my heart skipped a beat! amanda pestered me to do handstand today. I'm not really good. Keith can do better. lols. Keith was still at mac.. when he came back, went to drama studio only to realise that only venture feng rong was there. so he taught us some stuff. lols the hand wavy thing is cool. i'm gonna practice later lols..
After the whole thing, went back to class with kip, slack, go toilet, said bye ._. went home, keith left first, then when I was about to leave 3 PEOPLE came. then i went home. lols..
Oh well. Thats all. I'm starting to worry about my exams. Feeling stressed out. the pressure's high.. I can't imagine if I'm gonna take my o lvls soon..
Oh well.
Yi Seng is PUI.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " After exams bah. "
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Argh.
Dear Stupid,
I can't stand it. I have been hoping it will happen, but since it happened.. I wish it hadn't..
Today was what you'd call another okay day.
Assembly. Slack and stuffy.
Science. Quiet.
Music. I hate sitting there and the music videos are childish.
Geog. Okeh.
Recess. Fried Fish.
Double Chinese. Irritating and pissing.
English. Boring.
Double Maths. Okeh.
CE. No comments.
Life sucks now. Seriously. Played soccer after school only to be burnt alive by the sun.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
I can't stand it. I have been hoping it will happen, but since it happened.. I wish it hadn't..
Today was what you'd call another okay day.
Assembly. Slack and stuffy.
Science. Quiet.
Music. I hate sitting there and the music videos are childish.
Geog. Okeh.
Recess. Fried Fish.
Double Chinese. Irritating and pissing.
English. Boring.
Double Maths. Okeh.
CE. No comments.
Life sucks now. Seriously. Played soccer after school only to be burnt alive by the sun.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Monday, September 15, 2008
Today
Dear Stupid,
Better make this fast, there's tuition soon..
Okay, anyway, the reason why I'm posting its cause of an update of my previous post, Senglish Advertisement, as I'm sure many of you have read -.-
Okay, the update is this :
Step 5 : When you want to start a conversation with someone or you have nothing better to say, say Yeos ~ ! In that kind of sing song, Senglish voice, okeh?
(Note : Yeos is how you say it, whereas Yos ( Yo + s ) is the original wording for this Step)
Step 6 : Always reply "cannot isit" if someone criticises the things you do.
Eg.
Joshua : Yi Seng can you stop eating so much?
Yi Seng : Cannot isit?
Okay got it ? I'll update more if our fat friend behind me updates me.
Hmmms.. Well, I could say that today, even though it was a Monday and Mondays were boring lessons, I could say today was okay.
I woke up late today cause I went for a wedding dinner last night and I sleep well if I'm not hungry ._. The usual, went to school.. blah blah. Felt lousy today. Felt unplanned. Like I'll do whatever anyone asks me to do.
Well, got to stay in class for assembly. Started off with Double Science Magnesium Fun in the lab. Then Double Chinese Doom. Then Recess. The Garlic Bread was really nice today :D Then Single Maths with Apple bottom jeans, then double geog, cool videos, ( show part 2 damn it ), double english, stupid hag boring old bag, almost fell asleep -.- , then single lit, (hey!) then went home early cause I had tuition. Gonna learn the dance thing tomorrow =/ lols. Gotta do the Campfire MCee stuff by Wednesday. SAVE ME !
Ah. Just heard from Venture Feng Rong that the dance thing is postponed to Wednesday cause he's got career seminar tomorrow. Oh well =)
Hmmms.. I can summarise today in two words : Okeh la.
Boys Like Girls - Thunder
Finally found the music video that can be embedded -.- The part where he sings is nicer than the acting part, quite obvious ._. especially the raining part !
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Today's quote is "Yeos ! "
Better make this fast, there's tuition soon..
Okay, anyway, the reason why I'm posting its cause of an update of my previous post, Senglish Advertisement, as I'm sure many of you have read -.-
Okay, the update is this :
Step 5 : When you want to start a conversation with someone or you have nothing better to say, say Yeos ~ ! In that kind of sing song, Senglish voice, okeh?
(Note : Yeos is how you say it, whereas Yos ( Yo + s ) is the original wording for this Step)
Step 6 : Always reply "cannot isit" if someone criticises the things you do.
Eg.
Joshua : Yi Seng can you stop eating so much?
Yi Seng : Cannot isit?
Okay got it ? I'll update more if our fat friend behind me updates me.
Hmmms.. Well, I could say that today, even though it was a Monday and Mondays were boring lessons, I could say today was okay.
I woke up late today cause I went for a wedding dinner last night and I sleep well if I'm not hungry ._. The usual, went to school.. blah blah. Felt lousy today. Felt unplanned. Like I'll do whatever anyone asks me to do.
Well, got to stay in class for assembly. Started off with Double Science Magnesium Fun in the lab. Then Double Chinese Doom. Then Recess. The Garlic Bread was really nice today :D Then Single Maths with Apple bottom jeans, then double geog, cool videos, ( show part 2 damn it ), double english, stupid hag boring old bag, almost fell asleep -.- , then single lit, (hey!) then went home early cause I had tuition. Gonna learn the dance thing tomorrow =/ lols. Gotta do the Campfire MCee stuff by Wednesday. SAVE ME !
Ah. Just heard from Venture Feng Rong that the dance thing is postponed to Wednesday cause he's got career seminar tomorrow. Oh well =)
Hmmms.. I can summarise today in two words : Okeh la.
Boys Like Girls - Thunder
Finally found the music video that can be embedded -.- The part where he sings is nicer than the acting part, quite obvious ._. especially the raining part !
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Today's quote is "Yeos ! "
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Mid Autumn Festival
Dear Stupid,
I just came back from the mid autumn festival so.. yeah..
I was gonna be stationed at the General Office from 7pm to 8pm and not to let any students go out of school.. Was Second shift.
So at 6pm the first shift went first. So those second shift + full time patrollers went to the gallery to watch the performance.. Okay la, but a bit sian.. Well at least got good view :D
Then around 6.40 liddat the second shift people went downstairs and prepare for our shift. slacked and disturbed sec 1s abit, then went for my shift. I got a girl guide who was very quiet, sec 3, and a rumour from warren that she was boon chong's stead. can tell. they're both extremely quiet. I didn't even hear her voice ONCE -.- Oh well, you can't force someone to be sociable.
Well during the duty, she wasn't doing anything. When some annoying people tried to escape she didn't bother to stop them, I had to. Even those nearer to her -.- She didn't even stop anyone. And when some of her girl guides friends came, she left with them to talk and came back shortly after. I was left to solo -.- And it wasn't easy with those pai kias complaining to me -.-
After the whole thing ended, had to make sure everyone left safely, then that girl guide ran away to dunno god knows where. So I was left to solo again -.- Well at least one person said bye to me -.- Nobody seemed to realise I existed.
After almost everyone left, we were made to pick up all the shit they left behind, like lanterns and candles. It was hard to believe that among all that jubilation when they were playing with the lanterns, one person or more was feeling bored and lousy.
Then after doing the sai kang job, we went home. Went opposite buy stuff, went back to wait for my parents. Then saw someone coming, said bye. Went home, tired, bathe, headache starting to act up again, liang min complaining that man utd lost, teng boon taunting me that man utd lost, and teng boon asking me to play dotA or vamp.
This world is messed up.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " I lose my voice. "
I just came back from the mid autumn festival so.. yeah..
I was gonna be stationed at the General Office from 7pm to 8pm and not to let any students go out of school.. Was Second shift.
So at 6pm the first shift went first. So those second shift + full time patrollers went to the gallery to watch the performance.. Okay la, but a bit sian.. Well at least got good view :D
Then around 6.40 liddat the second shift people went downstairs and prepare for our shift. slacked and disturbed sec 1s abit, then went for my shift. I got a girl guide who was very quiet, sec 3, and a rumour from warren that she was boon chong's stead. can tell. they're both extremely quiet. I didn't even hear her voice ONCE -.- Oh well, you can't force someone to be sociable.
Well during the duty, she wasn't doing anything. When some annoying people tried to escape she didn't bother to stop them, I had to. Even those nearer to her -.- She didn't even stop anyone. And when some of her girl guides friends came, she left with them to talk and came back shortly after. I was left to solo -.- And it wasn't easy with those pai kias complaining to me -.-
After the whole thing ended, had to make sure everyone left safely, then that girl guide ran away to dunno god knows where. So I was left to solo again -.- Well at least one person said bye to me -.- Nobody seemed to realise I existed.
After almost everyone left, we were made to pick up all the shit they left behind, like lanterns and candles. It was hard to believe that among all that jubilation when they were playing with the lanterns, one person or more was feeling bored and lousy.
Then after doing the sai kang job, we went home. Went opposite buy stuff, went back to wait for my parents. Then saw someone coming, said bye. Went home, tired, bathe, headache starting to act up again, liang min complaining that man utd lost, teng boon taunting me that man utd lost, and teng boon asking me to play dotA or vamp.
This world is messed up.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " I lose my voice. "
Days
Dear Stupid,
yesterday after school had the scouts campfire thing >< and I'm the mcee and in the dance performance ._.
Today gotta patrol the place during mid autumn festival, so can SLACK !
Nothing much to say.
Dwarven Sniper ROCKS !
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
yesterday after school had the scouts campfire thing >< and I'm the mcee and in the dance performance ._.
Today gotta patrol the place during mid autumn festival, so can SLACK !
Nothing much to say.
Dwarven Sniper ROCKS !
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Thursday, September 11, 2008
What a Great Day
Dear Stupid,
Today was an okay day.
Firstly, today was SLACK !
Started with Science. Okay la. He's quite an okay teacher, but hard to explain what he's talking about sometimes.
Then Maths. Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur made us do revision ex 8 now. SIAN. I do first question want to die liao.
Then Double PE. I think I prefer Keong. Or both as bad. She treats us like primary school kids ._. First group to put back all the sashes gets 2 points. I mean, ._.
Then Recess. I didn't feel like eating Yong Tau FooSheng Cong cause of what happened today. During Science, Shin Yan was about to ask me a Science question, then I was about to answer, then Keith told him to call me noob, and he called me noob -.- So I ignored him. I'm not petty. Its just that he's been starting to become someone else that keeps guai laning people. I mean, once or twice, thats okay. But this has gone too far.. Even Sheng Cong and Joel agrees. Sorry Shin, if you read this. You used to be quiet and kind last year, but now, you're just a wreck. No offence ._.
So I bought the usual crap.
Sheng Cong is crapping bout his 3 days thing -.-
After Recess was Triple Home Econs. Slacked. Bryan kept pissing Liang po po off by purposely making her system lock his computer lols. And he taught us a cheat on pinball :D And sticky keys were fun to play with ! Right, you might be thinking why this has anything to do with Home Econs. Its cause we went to the lab to do the evaluation.
After that we had Double Art. The Art teacher seems okay, but he makes my drawings look like shit cause his is superb and that his weirdness is still mingling aroung us..
Then Chinese. Chenster was crapping again. She insulted me by telling me to eat more in front of the whole class. I insulted her by telling her to eat less. She told me to drink milk. Bryan was kind enough to suggest that I drink her.. you know o.o
Then after school we played soccer. Was fun today. After a break, Bryan, Yi Seng and I were owning !
Then I went home, with ice lemon tea bloated in my stomach.
Wonder if you ____ ______ __ me o.O
Ha, but, I always feel as if I'm ignored by the whole world.
And I learnt aerobics while goalkeeping today lols.
Still need to do Revision Ex 8, and the stupid summary. SIAN ! At least tomorrow's a friday. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE !!!
Exams are coming. I'm scared. But still, I wish it was October 8th now ._.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " You have to slighty change yourself also ? "
Today was an okay day.
Firstly, today was SLACK !
Started with Science. Okay la. He's quite an okay teacher, but hard to explain what he's talking about sometimes.
Then Maths. Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur made us do revision ex 8 now. SIAN. I do first question want to die liao.
Then Double PE. I think I prefer Keong. Or both as bad. She treats us like primary school kids ._. First group to put back all the sashes gets 2 points. I mean, ._.
Then Recess. I didn't feel like eating Yong Tau Foo
So I bought the usual crap.
Sheng Cong is crapping bout his 3 days thing -.-
After Recess was Triple Home Econs. Slacked. Bryan kept pissing Liang po po off by purposely making her system lock his computer lols. And he taught us a cheat on pinball :D And sticky keys were fun to play with ! Right, you might be thinking why this has anything to do with Home Econs. Its cause we went to the lab to do the evaluation.
After that we had Double Art. The Art teacher seems okay, but he makes my drawings look like shit cause his is superb and that his weirdness is still mingling aroung us..
Then Chinese. Chenster was crapping again. She insulted me by telling me to eat more in front of the whole class. I insulted her by telling her to eat less. She told me to drink milk. Bryan was kind enough to suggest that I drink her.. you know o.o
Then after school we played soccer. Was fun today. After a break, Bryan, Yi Seng and I were owning !
Then I went home, with ice lemon tea bloated in my stomach.
Wonder if you ____ ______ __ me o.O
Ha, but, I always feel as if I'm ignored by the whole world.
And I learnt aerobics while goalkeeping today lols.
Still need to do Revision Ex 8, and the stupid summary. SIAN ! At least tomorrow's a friday. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE !!!
Exams are coming. I'm scared. But still, I wish it was October 8th now ._.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " You have to slighty change yourself also ? "
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Zzz.
Dear Stupid,
School sucks.
Bryan fought with Ying Kang today. Lols.
er.. nothing much..
Yesterday played soccer, got scolded by mum.
I must not tell lies.
Er, school's boring. At least tmr's thursday = slacking day.
Looking doesn't help anymore >< Is there another way?
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
There's an insult tagboard ALL THE WAY at the bottom.
really short post.
School sucks.
Bryan fought with Ying Kang today. Lols.
er.. nothing much..
Yesterday played soccer, got scolded by mum.
I must not tell lies.
Er, school's boring. At least tmr's thursday = slacking day.
Looking doesn't help anymore >< Is there another way?
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
There's an insult tagboard ALL THE WAY at the bottom.
really short post.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Stuff happens..
Dear Stupid,
Well I've changed the blogskin.. again..
Yesterday was the mayflower campfire. it was okay, but kinda unplanned =/
Our campfire's on Oct 25th ! Thats like, immediately after our exam ?
School's starting tomorrow. Got that kind of sian feeling. Not really 100% done with my homework yet. zzz.
By the way, my whole omputer was reformatted, so now everything's gone. My music, my pictures, yeah.
At least I've still got my blog ._.
However, I gotta download back all the crap that I have again -.-
Keith hitched a ride home after the campfire. That loser face.
LOLS
Oh well..
Nothing much, ate breakfast in the morning with my family.. And blah blah blah, you're not interested at all.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Why did the chicken cross the road ? "
Ian says : " Because it cannot fly. "
Well I've changed the blogskin.. again..
Yesterday was the mayflower campfire. it was okay, but kinda unplanned =/
Our campfire's on Oct 25th ! Thats like, immediately after our exam ?
School's starting tomorrow. Got that kind of sian feeling. Not really 100% done with my homework yet. zzz.
By the way, my whole omputer was reformatted, so now everything's gone. My music, my pictures, yeah.
At least I've still got my blog ._.
However, I gotta download back all the crap that I have again -.-
Keith hitched a ride home after the campfire. That loser face.
LOLS
Oh well..
Nothing much, ate breakfast in the morning with my family.. And blah blah blah, you're not interested at all.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Why did the chicken cross the road ? "
Ian says : " Because it cannot fly. "
Friday, September 5, 2008
Lols
Dear Stupid,
Okay okay, I didn't blog yesterday. Its cause of my Senglish Post. lols. It just struck me, and the idea seemed cool. If you haven't read Senglish yet, go read it now ! Scroll down you unSengaporean.
Okay, Yesterday.
Went for this SANA Course, Anti Drug thing for Scouts. Actually thought it'll be lame and stupid, but it turned out great. Well, won't really elaborate. But, I'd like to ask of you an acceptable favour my dear readers, go to www.sana.org.sg/BadgeProject , then do the quiz for me, cause I want to get the badge =) My ID is 2008090618 , so help me out !
Okay, they made us do a test and a role play. Kinda lame, but enjoyable to interact with SJAB and Scouts from other schools =)
Today
At least I can remember what happened today. lols. Most of you would be interested, cause today, the whole class ( well almost ) went to school today to do the corsages. And of course, classmates of mine would rather read about what happened in school then give a damn about what I did for Scouts or other things not involving class -.- Quite true right ? I mean, dear classmate reader, would you bother if I wrote about going out with my parents to buy stuff -.- ?
Okay, so Shin Yan organised to eat Mac at 9am.
I went early, cause my dad had to go work early too. Reached at 8.20am. Saw Hui Min. Apparently the girls were eating too ._. She came at 8am -.- Quote : " People who are punctual have nothing better to do. " Well, she was doing her homework, so that quote relates to me. I haven't even done any of my homework yet -.- Its like when I tell myself I'll do it, I find myself grabbing a book and start reading. I think I'm suffering from Bernerdrome. NO !!!
Well, so Hui Min was copying down notes from her Geog text book ( which I found kinda irrelevant cause you can just read from the textbook ) while I was complaining about why nobody has come yet -.- Didn't wear my specs. Cause didn't want to spoil my eyesight. At least I'm not colour blind like some people =P
Then after what seemed like hours, Siong Woon came. Then I was the only guy there. Damn. Keith/Shin Yan organised this yet they didn't come early -.- So Siong Woon and Hui Min were getting tired of waiting for Amanda, ( and Hui Min kept making me say " & Amanda " -.- ), so they bought their breakfast first. Then like what seemed like HOURS, Teng Boon came. Then he asked me to come out. I went out. After that tell me to go in again to sit with them -.-
Soon, Yi Seng came. The fatty couldn't take not eating, so he went to buy first. That impatient fat ass. Then Sheng Cong came. Then Joel. Then Qing Tuck. Then Amanda. Then SHIN YAN AND KEITH. By the time Shin Yan and Keith came Teng Boon and I already ate finish liao. Sheng Cong's father bought Mac for him so he didn't eat lols. Oh yeah, the Mac cashier scammed me -.- I bought the Mcgriddles Meal but he gave me a MEDIUM Milo -.- Its suppose to be regular. Dumb Ass. and I already paid before he gave me, so, scammed -.- Thus I exchanged Yi Seng's miserably 1/4 drank Regular Milo + 50 cents for my Scammed Medium Milo.
As Keith and Shin Yan were still eating, the girls left first.
After Shin Yan and Keith enjoyed their 1 on 1 breakfast together, we left for school.
The Corsages making was stupid. They kept cutting the wrong length -.- Stupid rabbit.
Our group was lousy cause some people kept slacking xD
I don't wanna elaborate, cause the whole process was dumb.
After school, played soccer, then slack, as the rest were debating to go to who's house to do their lit project, then went home. Read my book, slept, woke up, sister asked if I wanted to use the com, how convenient and rare the opportunity was, so I accepted. Well I'm here blogging now.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " People who are punctual have nothing better to do. "
Okay okay, I didn't blog yesterday. Its cause of my Senglish Post. lols. It just struck me, and the idea seemed cool. If you haven't read Senglish yet, go read it now ! Scroll down you unSengaporean.
Okay, Yesterday.
Went for this SANA Course, Anti Drug thing for Scouts. Actually thought it'll be lame and stupid, but it turned out great. Well, won't really elaborate. But, I'd like to ask of you an acceptable favour my dear readers, go to www.sana.org.sg/BadgeProject , then do the quiz for me, cause I want to get the badge =) My ID is 2008090618 , so help me out !
Okay, they made us do a test and a role play. Kinda lame, but enjoyable to interact with SJAB and Scouts from other schools =)
Today
At least I can remember what happened today. lols. Most of you would be interested, cause today, the whole class ( well almost ) went to school today to do the corsages. And of course, classmates of mine would rather read about what happened in school then give a damn about what I did for Scouts or other things not involving class -.- Quite true right ? I mean, dear classmate reader, would you bother if I wrote about going out with my parents to buy stuff -.- ?
Okay, so Shin Yan organised to eat Mac at 9am.
I went early, cause my dad had to go work early too. Reached at 8.20am. Saw Hui Min. Apparently the girls were eating too ._. She came at 8am -.- Quote : " People who are punctual have nothing better to do. " Well, she was doing her homework, so that quote relates to me. I haven't even done any of my homework yet -.- Its like when I tell myself I'll do it, I find myself grabbing a book and start reading. I think I'm suffering from Bernerdrome. NO !!!
Well, so Hui Min was copying down notes from her Geog text book ( which I found kinda irrelevant cause you can just read from the textbook ) while I was complaining about why nobody has come yet -.- Didn't wear my specs. Cause didn't want to spoil my eyesight. At least I'm not colour blind like some people =P
Then after what seemed like hours, Siong Woon came. Then I was the only guy there. Damn. Keith/Shin Yan organised this yet they didn't come early -.- So Siong Woon and Hui Min were getting tired of waiting for Amanda, ( and Hui Min kept making me say " & Amanda " -.- ), so they bought their breakfast first. Then like what seemed like HOURS, Teng Boon came. Then he asked me to come out. I went out. After that tell me to go in again to sit with them -.-
Soon, Yi Seng came. The fatty couldn't take not eating, so he went to buy first. That impatient fat ass. Then Sheng Cong came. Then Joel. Then Qing Tuck. Then Amanda. Then SHIN YAN AND KEITH. By the time Shin Yan and Keith came Teng Boon and I already ate finish liao. Sheng Cong's father bought Mac for him so he didn't eat lols. Oh yeah, the Mac cashier scammed me -.- I bought the Mcgriddles Meal but he gave me a MEDIUM Milo -.- Its suppose to be regular. Dumb Ass. and I already paid before he gave me, so, scammed -.- Thus I exchanged Yi Seng's miserably 1/4 drank Regular Milo + 50 cents for my Scammed Medium Milo.
As Keith and Shin Yan were still eating, the girls left first.
After Shin Yan and Keith enjoyed their 1 on 1 breakfast together, we left for school.
The Corsages making was stupid. They kept cutting the wrong length -.- Stupid rabbit.
Our group was lousy cause some people kept slacking xD
I don't wanna elaborate, cause the whole process was dumb.
After school, played soccer, then slack, as the rest were debating to go to who's house to do their lit project, then went home. Read my book, slept, woke up, sister asked if I wanted to use the com, how convenient and rare the opportunity was, so I accepted. Well I'm here blogging now.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " People who are punctual have nothing better to do. "
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Senglish
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Hey you, yeah you lar.
You speak funny leh.
Want me to teach you how to speak Senglish mah ?
Okay, follow these steps la !
THE ART OF SENGLISH, created by Goh Yi Seng
Step 1 : Add "la"s to the end of your sentences la.
Step 2 : If someone asks you to do something, say " Dun want neh. "
* Some people use "leh", but the correct term of Senglish would be "neh".
Step 3 : When someone says something about you, you say " I like it leh. " or " Cause I like it. "
It is a sub art of Senglish known as kao bei.
For example,
Joshua : Why you so fat ?
Yi Seng : Cause I like it.
-
Joshua : Eh can you stop being so fat ?
Yi Seng : I like it leh.
Step 4 : Always use Okay to reply people.
For example,
Joshua : Wa lao, you damn fat leh. I can't stand it la. Seriously. You're really very fat. Can you just go and lose weight or not ?
Yi Seng : Okay.
Step 5 : The Face Expression. Always give a face like this :
Okay got it?
Just repeat these steps, and you'll be an official Sengaporean !
Hey you, yeah you lar.
You speak funny leh.
Want me to teach you how to speak Senglish mah ?
Okay, follow these steps la !
THE ART OF SENGLISH, created by Goh Yi Seng
Step 1 : Add "la"s to the end of your sentences la.
Step 2 : If someone asks you to do something, say " Dun want neh. "
* Some people use "leh", but the correct term of Senglish would be "neh".
Step 3 : When someone says something about you, you say " I like it leh. " or " Cause I like it. "
It is a sub art of Senglish known as kao bei.
For example,
Joshua : Why you so fat ?
Yi Seng : Cause I like it.
-
Joshua : Eh can you stop being so fat ?
Yi Seng : I like it leh.
Step 4 : Always use Okay to reply people.
For example,
Joshua : Wa lao, you damn fat leh. I can't stand it la. Seriously. You're really very fat. Can you just go and lose weight or not ?
Yi Seng : Okay.
Step 5 : The Face Expression. Always give a face like this :
Okay got it?Just repeat these steps, and you'll be an official Sengaporean !
-END-
Simple Plan - I'd do Anything
Dear Stupid,
Just wanted to share this -
Simple Plan I'd do Anything
There's actually a music video, but I think its stupid -.- The song's nice, though. Lyrics are inside.. Quite an old song. Knew this song since what, P5 ?
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " 3 times the Harry Potter. "
Just wanted to share this -
Simple Plan I'd do Anything
There's actually a music video, but I think its stupid -.- The song's nice, though. Lyrics are inside.. Quite an old song. Knew this song since what, P5 ?
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " 3 times the Harry Potter. "
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