Monday, March 31, 2008

Another Damn Monday

Dear Stupid,
It was another monday as usual. Keith and Liang Min kept calling me "admin head" or "SPL" , it was finally great to get some respect around here :D lol. just kidding. Keith always visits my blog and read it, but never tags. he's a silent screwed guy. If you see this, you better go and tag arh.

As usual, Keith did his tricks again in pissing me off. So I pissed him back with the whole " KIP KIP THE RABBIT " thing. you see, this nickname originated from sheng cong, when he called keith " kip kip " last time, so I brought up that nickname, and I changed it to kip kip the rabbit, cause its damn funny. you put your two hands like a bunny together, place it near your chest, and you jump like a rabbit saying " KIP KIP THE RABBIT " it gets him really angry, and he'll squeeze my shoulder bone like what he does to people that make him angry. personally i think thats a weak attack :D Keith's just angry I'm in the GOH. Just kidding.

Well enough about Keith, more about me :D Today was as usual, except that I had science ssp for like 10 minutes after school. Vikki was singing stupid songs before it started and I was crapping along with her. Then she asked me if I got the One Republic - Stop and Stare, fortunately for her, I did. So I send it to her, then was almost caught by miss ow walking pass my classroom with my handphone ! My stomach was churning wildly at that time. It was REALLY a close shave. I love my handphone very much.

Had PW today. Personally, I think PW is a waste of my shit. It don't give you no skill, and you don't benefit ANYTHING from it at all. And Mr Ong is a complete b*st*rd. Pardon my language, but I can't stand him, SERIOUSLY. In scouts when I was coiling rope, he look at me with that idiotic face like he not happy, then ask me whether I know how to coil or not. Damn. I don't like his face, seriously. Two weeks ago during PW when my group presented he go insult my group cause I'm in a way, in a bloody loser group, cause got the cheena han xiao yuan. anyway, he insulted my group after we presented our presentation as we were " unprepared ". Damn. then he said all our faults. because of that, the next groups he said they did well cause they learnt from our mistakes. HE USED US AS A BLOODY BAD EXAMPLE. MIND ME, I GOTTA USE VULGARITIES, I'M DAMN SERIOUS. We didn't have a script then cause WEI SHEN forgot to print it, after constant reminders. In the end he wrote it down and I had to PRINT IT for HIM and even had to TYPE it out. Seriously, I think I'm the only ass hole doing some shit in the group. PW SUCKS COCK ! Sorry vulgarities again. I can't help myself. It was the same for today, he insulted my group as usual, and told bernard not to laugh when the whole class was laughing cause the com hanged. " THE COM HANG IS IT FUNNY? " DAMN. SCREWED. When other groups did something wrong and they laugh he bo bian, he only pick on our F*CKING GROUP ! Damn him to hell. Ask him go find another job, go collect my newspaper from my house la you bloody b*st*rd. They said some teachers look at student's blogs, well, I hope he sees this, so I can ask him to get the hell out of being the super extra scouts teacher in charge, to get the hell out of teaching my class and get the hell out of my bloody life. if he teaches me chemistry next time I think I'm gonna explode. damn.

That was infuriating.

I also had english lessons today. Had a mini debate during the lesson. The debate was this : 4 people are trapped in a hot air balloon that was going to crash unless one person was thrown out. You have to convince the class not to vote you to throw you out with your debating skills.
So the 4 contestants were :
Me - CHEF
Bernard - LAWYER
Andrique - DOCTOR
Amanda - ACTRESS

I argued my points fairly well. Amanda's a good debator, she keeps track of what people are aruguing about and how to criticise it :D Bernard is a snob when he debates, I felt like punching his brains out. He really was a damn African Lawyer who talks crap, talk cock sing song play mahjong only. Andrique didn't say much, but the evens were on his side :D

In the end, needless to say, the class voted Bernard out, and it was the best 0.2 seconds of my life when I heard the good news. Sheng Cong said something quite logical ; "By the time they decide who to throw out, they already crash liao." thats quite through, they should all jump out actually, I mean, who the heck would ride in a hot air balloon in the first place. Ok I'm a damn crapper.

If you can tell, I actually write really long posts. Its one of my little pieces are parts in becoming an author next time :D

Chinese was as usual, she shouted. Maths was as usual, He rubbered lipsed. History was as usual, she picked on Sheng Cong's register number. Science was as usual, he stretched his fat hands. Oh yeah, talking about science, I'm gonna go and check out the 2E3bio website thing, and SPAM xD Ok bye ! See you, may ahem be with me :D

morF,
sitroK auhsoJ yobynoP
P.S, today's quote is :
" If you switched your eyes, you can read things .sdrawkcaB "
Sheng Xiong, Its all because of you !!! lol.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

I met Fabian :D

Dear Stupid,
I spent my time with my dude this evening as usual. Lets see, this morning was awaken by a rude awakening caused by a phonecall from my grandpa. My grandpa and grandma quarrelled intensely which one of them got slapped too, and the other got hit by a cord phone. Owch. I won't elaborate but I'll just say that China men caused this. My grandma was too kaypoh to go and accomodate foreign China men. Like I said, no further elaboration ! This is personal , I mean it, stupid.

I had lunch at my aunt's house like I do every Sunday. My sister was forcing me to go to church and I really wanted to, but I had tuition and my aunt's house and I couldn't miss it. Luckily my mother explained to her slowly so she wouldn't freak at me =X

After that, went home procrastinating my homework :D I think I'll leave it for later. I'm just too sian to do homework right now. Every brain is a factory, and every factory worker needs a Labour Day. Speaking of Labour Day, my father's gonna bring my family on the weekend before labour day to eat chicken rice at serangoon gardens! I can't wait! I like Pow Sing Chicken Rice, I hardly get to eat it due to my parents' thriftiness. You can't blame them, they're money minded and even a $0.60 sushi I bought today with my father's money, he asked for a receipt and wrote it down in his "money diary". My father's a banker, all bankers are like that :D

So I went with my father this evening to the Punggol Beach, somewhere near Outward Bound Singapore. I can't wait to go for OBS next year ! I'm gonna meet other people from other schools, not to mention I'm gonna get tough and tanned there ! :D I also can't wait for June to come, many Scouts Activities ;D After that my father brought me to Punggol Park to have a stroll, where I met Fabian ! He was walking his dog with his parents. He was eating something so he didn't notice me. Luckily I shouted out his name :) I saw many motor boats being used in the middle river, and many of them malfunctioned halfway and crash landed. It was so funny. One of them went vrrooommmmmmm like mad and going around in circles. Then suddenly there was the di di eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee rrrrroommm sound, and it stopped and sank in the river. HAHAHAHA! I pity the owner. all his hard work, GONE , like a ship wrecked person. Saddening? Of course it is. After that my father brought me to eat Mcdonalds, and I shared small fries + a chocolate sundae with him, which he said was VERY EXPENSIVE. He's really very thrifty. He would kill to get 10 cents in his pocket. Just kidding. Maybe 20 cents.

Went home and well, I'm here ! Posting to show the world how enjoyable a weekend can be for a 14 year old immature lump of white trash. So nothing much to say anymore, other than,

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Goodbye, and good riddance fools :D
P.S.
Today's quote is :
" When you can't think of a quote, write a quote about it :D "
I know, that quote's lame, but you try coming up with your own quotes on every post you post !

See you, wouldn't wanna be you, cause erm, you're stupid.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Saturday Nights !












Dear Stupid,
Well it was quite an enjoyable evening for me today. I went to eat prata with my father around 5pm. Sarah jie jie, don't tell mummy :D

Then my father brought me to upper pierce reservoir, the scenery was breathtaking. Here are some pictures above that can save you the trouble of reading a long and eye wrenching description from me :D
We saw many monkeys and many " Don't feed the monkeys sign ".
After that, we went to NTUC to buy groceries.
Next, we went home for dinner. I had a great appetite today and ate a lot even though my mum's mahjong friends ate almost all the food. Sometimes leftovers are delicious too.
Went for a walk with my father after that. Talked to him so long that we had to walk about 5 rounds around the neighbourhood. We discussed topics like National Service, Snipers, Food, Intelligence in genetics, television shows, traits that i got from him and my mum, and most importantly, joking with him about almost everything. and I'll never forget about his desire to earn lots of money. Lol. all parents are money minded.
I like my father. He's a great, well not so "great" cause he's short, hunch backed, old man's odour, pot belly father you can ever find. Those words might be insults, but I'm just describing him :D You guys might call me crazy but I call my father "dude" and I call my mum " fats ". How did I get these names you may ask ? Dude originated from "DAD" , but Dude sounded cooler. I mean, imagine calling your father " dude " , it'll be so cool ! I started calling my father that I think when I was Primary 4. You're not so smart when you're only 10, adapted from The Outsiders. My father calls me "clock", cause that was the first word I uttered in my life :D People say I'm crazy, cause babys' first words are usually " mama " or " papa " , but believe it or not those words were never in my dictionary ;) Now to my mum ! Why do I call her " Fats " ? for obvious reasons of course ;) She's reeeeeeeeeeeallllly fat. you guys might think I'm insulting her, but she calls me " Thin " or " Son-Mo " I know its crazy, but all parents like to call you a nickname, instead of them calling you " AH BOY " or you calling them " Pa " or " Ma ". It ain't tuff. My mum's dream is to lose 10kg and I must help her by sitting on her legs while she does 10, yes, TEN sit-ups everyday. I told her it won't work, as she keeps giving up when she reaches 6 or 7. lol. Hardly anyone blogs about their parents, I personally feel that your parents should be honoured by you, at least noticed by you online :D So they will know you love them.
Sarah jie jie, when you see this, please tag :D
I'm glad you've read so long and tolerated my sense for so long. I've got to go and sleep soon, DUDE is yellin' at me, while my FATS is still playing mahjong. Goodnight all !
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S , Tonight's quote is ,
" It ends tonight, just a little insight, will make this right. "
Ok thats not a quote, thats part of the lyrics of an All American Rejects song - It Ends Tonight.
Go listen to it, it made Joel CRY ! haha. Goodnight all. It Ends Tonight.

Another Day

Dear Stupid,
Wow I sure am posting alot nowadays. I'm almost reaching my 100th post =) Anyway, I heard from Nattapon earlier on through sms that Keith and I are in the Guard Of Honour. Thats so great ! Guard of Honour is an honour to me ! I'm gonna have fish ball noodles for lunch later and I'm gonna go cycling after that. Not much happened this morning cause I didn't go to school. I've got rehersal next thursday, one day before the actual sports day contigent. Wish me luck, hope I don't screw up =(

By the way, I haven't told you guys who are also APLs, well here I go!
Me
Ian
Haeffner
Keith
Liang Min
Nattapon

YAY ! I'm glad thats over with. Gonna become admin head soon , I can't wait ! Anyway, got a CCA Hike 2 days 1 night in June. Can't wait for that too !!!!!
Talking to my sis on msn. she's not replying =/
Well I guess thats about it. See you next time!

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Today's Quote is:
" The best place to be is home. "

Friday, March 28, 2008

Maths Specialist & A Close Shave

Dear Stupid,
Today was another typical Friday except there wasn't official Scouts meeting. Oh yeah, today wasn't ordinary as much as it seems. Keith sat beside ahem today. Now I have royson as my side partner. He's really quiet. But he'll interact =) Sheng Cong kept saying that I was jealous but I ain't. Me and Keith are super even. The chances are 50/50.

I went to eat opposite school with The Greaser Gang. I ate instant noodles with slurpee. Not the most healthy combonation but you gotta love good old junk food. After that we went back to school. Suddenly, I noticed this banner that was in front of the school that was advertising about a Maths Tutor that can help you get A and with the " Reading this banner will not help you get good Maths Marks " and there was even his phone number and payment charges included. I was quite crazy and that time so I started kicking and punching the picture of his face. I've got 3 videoes of me doing so and one of them I was seen by a teacher in the taxi opposite school and she was staring ! Luckily Shin Yan dragged me away, but I still fear for my clean record.


On another note, almost got banged down by a bus in school when I was about to go home. Thanks to Ian and Clarence I would be dead by now. I will not elaborate further but my mum saw the whole thing !! So embarrassing.
Well I'm done. Gotta go eat dinner.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S , Today's quote is:
" Majority isn't quality, minority isn't quantity. "




Thursday, March 27, 2008

Well its another day

Dear Stupid,
Today was a day I think I'll never forget for 6 months. Keith changed place with Royson today and got to sit with ahem. I guess I lost. Yeah. Darn Keith... but never mind about that... MIND ! sorry. fits of anger.

2 periods of maths and 2 periods of english was enough to kill me. at the end of the day I was pretty darn dead. Luckily I was looking forward to contigent. I don't know why but in scouts I preferred footdrill, the thrilling feeling of your foot performing neat and orderly gestures, the significance of your elite footdrill skills, and not to mention the correction of another to make everything prim and proper. I felt lively after the contigent. I don't know why but I like footdrill. I like standing still , so still that it was considered a skill. Not moving was the best part. I like solitude. Ponyboy feels that without solitude Johnny wouldn't be my friend.

Anyway, today Bryan pissed me off. I don't really like Thursdays apart from the nice canteen food on that day. Shouts out : " YONG TAU FOO " ok I'm done. I am gaining more weight nowadays. I wanna get muscles next time so I will no longer be a dumbell ( the weight, not the stupid idiot ) to everyone else anymore. No longer will they carry me and say " Oh my god. how light are you? " or " oh my god so small and cute. can I pinch your cheek? " which was what happened today with the girl guides. I will elaborate on that no further. Woops I'm drifting from the point again. Basically what happened was I took my D & T Spongebob Design made of Jelutong (WOOD) back to class after I left it in the workshop yesterday as I put super glue on both of the legs joint to the main body frame, as it needed 6 hours to dry and stick. After I collected it and went back to class, I proudly placed it on my table. It was admirable. Mei Fang even said that it was nice =) So I admired it for about 5 seconds until Booming Bryan came. He snatched it from my table and said something which I forgot already. I don't really remember irritating people's words. Then he started trying to pull the joints of the legs apart. I tried to stop him by trying to get it back, but he blocked me as I kept shouting at him to return it back to me or stop trying to break it. What followed was he saying " Relax, it won't break, its super glue sticked." And then the snapping of wood was imminent. " PIANG " went the joint. I gazed at it in horror and anger. I swore for a moment and was sick for a minute. " You really killed him huh Johnny Cade ? " lol ok that was in the Outsiders. On with the story... then I was angry. I scolded him and as usual he hurled words I would not use back at me. I guess he's tempermental. After a while I cooled down a bit. He offered to bring it back to the D & T workshop to glue it back for me but something - I don't know what - made me reject his offer flatly. I guess it was anger. I felt I could not let him touch something he destroyed again. You can call it premonition. Well thats my story.

Noticed that I wrote very "cheem" ? Its because I'm trying to write like an author now as in the future I plan to be a freelance writer. Writing is fun especially if you've got the automated writing, the HOLY KEYBOARD. I write books. I'm almost done with The Bernard Ee Series =)

Won't talk much for now. Gonna give my quote now.
" Sometimes treasures are the things that you deem worthless. "

I made that quote up myself. I can't really get the meaning out of it but I can tell it is a reflection.
Well see you tomorrow.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S. Don't make fun of my name anymore.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Another Ponyboy Life

Dear Stupid,
Yep I am posting again. I was just reading my past on my blog. Its really interesting. I think my blog can be made into a best seller. lol just kidding, I won't name it " The Outsiders ".

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, I only had two things in mind. Paul Newman, and a ride home....

So yeah if you guys don't know, the outsiders is a book written about Ponyboy and the greasers, and in the book's ending ponyboy was actually the one writing the book. What a great style of writing ! I salute S.E Hinton.

Ok I'll stop discussing about Ponyboy stuff. Lets discuss Joshua's stuff.

So I had P.E today. Us boys played basketball. Sheng Cong and I agreed that Basketball sucked. You might say that cause we're short, but the game really sucks. I find no point in playing games like these. I'd rather go scuba diving. And my swimming isn't all that. Actually, i must admit, I don't HATE the GAME. I hate the people who play basketball. they never pass to short guys like me. It just ain't a game if there wasn't teamwork. then there was yi seng today. before the game started I tackled him by hugging him cause seriously, if i tackle him upfront I would be killed. then he pushed me on the floor. almost broke my ribs. but Ponyboy is tuff and tough. Afterwards because sheng cong couldn't get the ball and just stayed in one position, Yi seng scolded him when Sheng Cong complained that nobody passed to him. Quotes : You just stand there doing nothing and being useless! What the hell la liddat how to win ?! So yeah. I feel that Yi seng should really lighten up. Its just a game. ok let me continue.

So had d & t today. I am almost done with my spongebob design. hurray. Had aesthetics later. bryan got scolded cause he put glue on yong sheng ( orange ) shirt, lol. I personally feel that my aesthetics, 3D modelling, is a waste of TIME. Yeah i said it. crap. that instructor gets paid too much to come here. i bet the glue and cardboard he brings is from the garbage dump. yeah ! ok so I'm a little mean. I mean, he has a job too. zzz . ok I'll carry on with other stuff.

Talking to my Scout Penpal from another scouts group in singapore. told him I got promoted. oh yeah did i tell you, I got promoted in the camp ? looks down. Oh yeah I did. hehe. so he complained that my scouts group is slack. I disagree >:( Ok I've got nothing else to share, for now. I've got contigent practice tomorrow. APLs have a privelege =) Gonna go eat my dinner now. I've linked some new people =) And updated ahem's link. lol try to find out for yourself. I'll end today's post with a quote.

Adapted from Ian Yip Shao Hern, Sec 2E1 , Zhonghua Secondary School.
" If you give a beggar food, you will get good luck. "

Haha, so I'll give all of you food so I can get good luck. lol. ok bye for now. I think I'll quote for every post. See ya.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Stay Gold.

Monday, March 24, 2008

I'm back from CAMP !

Dear Stupid,
I'm back from Camp ! Let me tell you the good news and the bad news. Well, the good news is that I got PROMOTED to APL ! I would like to thank my seniors for the guidance and the sec 1s who let me lead them in the camp. The rest who were promoted were Keith, Haeffner, Liang Min ( whom this three were the ones in the LAN Gaming Team ) , Ian, and surprisingly, NATTAPON =) Or should I say Wafflepon ? lol. I also got my Advanced Scout Standard, even though all the sec 2s got it , but some of them failed part of the badge's test. But I passed all with flying colours =P well actually no. I failed my Evacuation test for First Aid as I couldn't carry Keith ( No Strength ) luckily venture aslam let me retake the test with JORDAN, and I almost broke my back. but i passed. Next, because last year Zhonghua Scouts Group got Gold Award for Frank Cooper Sands, every Scout ( excluding sec 4 ventures, sadly, cause they were the ones who deserved this badge ) got the Gold Unit Award Badge! However, I felt the Sec 1s shouldn't have it as they weren't even there last year. But never mind. they have to have that sense of belonging. The Best Camper for Sec 2 was Keith. I couldn't agree more. Ian and I were the MCs for the Investiture, and it was quite hard to be the host as we had to improvise with cheers and what to say next. Luckily, Sir came to the rescue at the last minute and sang a song that everyone was laughing. It inculded shaking your butt. Even the parents who came joined it. It was enjoyable.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S. I didn't go to school today cause camp ended yesterday at 2pm and I came back, ate my lunch, and slept at 3pm, all the way till the next morning at 6am and I skipped dinner, so when I woke up I had this extremely bad sore throat and a slight fever, adding on to that was a gruesome stomachache. I hope the other Scouts are doing fine. I slept for 15 hours last night, cause during the camp I only had 5 hours of sleep. So did the other Scouts. But I feel that the ventures are even more pitiful, the couldn't sleep at all for 4 days and 3 nights. I would probably collapse. Well, gotta go, see you when I recover. They're selling Fried Fish Noodles Tomorrow and I can't miss it for the world !

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I lied to myself - AGAIN

Dear Stupid,
Well, I lied. I told you I would blog after the camp right ? so sorry. can't help but post. Well the stupid Scouts LAN thing is pretty pissing me cause many 2E1 people are ignoring me. I don't really care though. Ponyboy doesn't give a woofin' bout nothin'. So the camp is coming up - I am hoping it would be fun, and that I'll get to get some respect from some sec 1s =) Like i said, I have respect from them, don't think as if I don't have ok? I haven't collected all the twigs for the one bag of twigs for my Elite Eagle Patrol, so I pray tomorrow afternoon would not rain. Had fun with Yi Seng today. Kept calling Bernard a nerd with him and played baseball with bryan, teng boon and yi seng , who were pitching, and me who was batting with a rolled up newspaper, with regards to wei shen. scored retarded home runs and ran around the classroom like a retard. ok, so maybe it wasn't really a home run. but if you try to hit Bryan's bottle cap is impossible. he can make it swerve. its like the REFRACTION of light. Was kinda bored today. went to the museum only to be talking to keith about ahem. Keith said it was all my fault if the three of them don't get promoted in the camp since I told on them, but like I said, if you can't take the time, don't do the crime. ok that was a spongebob quote. but come on, joshua-spongebob.blogspot.com. HA ! Wow I write so much nowadays. you must really be retarded if you read to this point. IF YOU HAVE READ TO THIS POINT TAG ON MY TAGBOARD : I HAVE READ TO THIS POINT.

Ok I gotta go now. Gonna change my blog song to a nicer one. Top Of the World sounds like a greedy man's song. Next song : Dance Inside. Hurray ! And I like Deep Fried Fish Noodles and Deep Fried Eggs. Credits to Joel the history FAT BOY. Oh and by the way, Sodapop just got his switchblade yesterday. Can't wait till the whole Greaser gang gets one. LOL. Johnny says I am mad for being so Outsiderly. But at least I'll score well for my Literature. Right ? Right ? * THREATENS WITH SWITCHBLADE ! *

Ok bye for now. see you after camp. or maybe when I come back from school on thursday before leaving in the evening for camp. See ya !

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S I use switchblades to hit bottle caps thrown by Tim Shepard.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

HoliDEATH.

Dear Stupid,
This dumb holiday is ending tomorrow. Left a few bits of homework here and there. gonna burn midnight oil if I have to. Johnny says I'm better off than Dally, for he hardly does his homework. Have to help Yi Sen the uber PL with the NRIC and the Total Defence thing for scouts. Had an engaging sms coversation with Ian about stupid job week. I only managed to raise 62 dollars ... target is 100 dollars by tomorrow. I hope money will drop from the sky ... or maybe when I'm watching sunsets.
I'm procrastinating like mad here. I ain't suppose to be blogging , if my folks find out, I'm gonna be sent to the electric chair for sure. I'm pretty bored right now. Gonna have Scouts camp on thursday from 6pm to sunday 10am. Yeah. its on good friday. Praise the lord ! I am looking forward to camp, hopefully I can gain more respect from the sec 1s in the camp. And, they respect me now. probably because I call them every thursday night for scouts events and sound serious. lol. who knows? I pity Nattapon - He has THREE CAMPS in THREE WEEKS. Poor guy. Ok so now I'm just waitin' for school to come to thursday. yeah. By the way, i think art's a drag. I don't give a woofin' bout art no more. it aint great. i mean when i was a kid, I knew the score. art was cool, drawing was fun, but now it has become a chore. I don't care no more. I would holler at myself for giving up on stupid subjects like these. but i can't help but do the work. ignore that damn crap i just wrote.

So I decided to show you a list of people of THE OUTSIDERS
(GREASERS) :
Ponyboy - ME ( I LIE TO MYSELF ALL THE TIME )
Johnny - Sheng Cong ( PUPPY KICKED TOO MANY TIMES )
Darry - Qing Tuck ( SERIOUS AND DOES NOT ACT HIS AGE )
Sodapop - Shin Yan ( MOVIE STAR HANDSOME )
Dally - Joel ( VIOLENT AND MEAN, NOT TO MENTION SUPER UGLY AND FAT )
Steve - Yi Seng ( NEVER FIGHTS WITH SODAPOP AND FIGHTS COOLY )
Two-Bit - Keith ( TWO-BIT'S REAL NAME IS KEITH )
Tim Shepard - Bryan ( EXTREMELY VIOLENT AND VULGAR )
Sandy - Annabel ( SHE'S SANDY BECAUSE SHE LIKES SODAPOP HEHE )
(SOCS) :
Bob - Bernard ( SINCE BOB DIED IN THE END, AND I HATE BERNARD , SO YEAH.. )
Randy - Wei Shen ( HATES FIGHTING AND GRADE SCHOOL BUDDIES WITH BOB )
Cherry - Samantha ( LOL EVEN I DONT KNOW WHY )
Marcia - Amanda ( THIS I ALSO DUNNO WHY )

Ok relatives are here. gonna try to get some money from them for job week. see you after camp man. Goodbye.

Regards,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis, your friendly neighbourhood Greaser.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Whatever

Dear Stupid,
So fine, you guys are angry with me. Sorry for insulting you on my blog ok? And Sorry for telling on you about the LAN thing. I just hope we can be friends again. People make mistakes ok ? let it go. it ain't a woofin' So if you guys jump me tomorrow i don't care. I'll take a weed before I get my rumble. But just leave me alone after that. I don't give a heck if you guys hate me anymore. Damn. I'm getting too Ponyboyish. In short, you can attack me tomorrow, or threaten me, but it ain't partly my fault. so live with it. and your vulgarities are just salt in the fries, they mean no harm to me. call me a fuck face, a LJ, a CB, whatever. Your pitiful insults don't affect me at all. I got a job to do so don't friggin' piss me no more you dig ?
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis, OUT

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Today's stupid life

Dear Stupid,
Had job week today. not gonna explain to you what it is cause my fingers hurt. anyway, its about going to people's house to do chores for them and earn money for the scouts fund. Yeah its something for scouts. didn't earn much. worked my ass off for about 12 hours but only earned 18 bucks. screw that. anyway, went with samuel to this house to wash a car, and after that, the auntie gave us $2 each. wtf. ok, so maybe i am quite greedy, but give a fair amount, PLEASE. somemore they live in a terrace house lar. logic ? no. not at all.

battery went low. got alot of trouble as my phone kept pissing me off by shutting down by itself. made my specs tighten near samuel's house. cause of my dumb phone, couldn't call important people like sir, other scouts and ahem. or sms , for that matter. so had to use samuel's phone to call/sms those people. esp. ahem. ahem.

Going for project work tomorrow at qing tuck's house. meeting at j8 first at 12.30. btw, the camp was ok. nothing much to say except junkyard race, abseiling, bla. the usual. it was a whatever camp la. so can't go job week tomorrow. must raise $120 by this friday. Lets do some maths !

$18 per 12 hours
$120 per ______ hours ?
$18 / 12 hours = $1.50 per hour
$120 / $1.50 = 80 hours.
so , hmm, i gotta work 80 hours to get the target, lets calculate how much time I have left to complete this task.
24 hours per day,
In total I have 4 days to complete it.
so take 4 x 24 = 96 hours.
so , if I only sleep 4 hours per day, I can finish the job week ! Hurray.
* Note , the above calculation pisses me off. seriously.
some idiots went to LAN to play during job week when I was working my F***ing ass off in the rain asking stupid snobs if they got any jobs or to make a donation only to get rejected for a whole pissing 12 friggin' HOURS !!!!!!! Those people that are ass holes that went LAN,
Keith
Liang Min
Jiun Hon
Yong Sheng
Hong Ye
Haeffner
Congratulations !
You have been insulted on my blog for being a complete ass hole.
Even though keith and liang min went LAN for 1 hour, they made $30+ dollars after that for job week? and what did i get after 12 hours of non stop door bells? $18 to take taxi DAMN IT.

The rest of them got $0 and it was fun telling Sir that they went LAN and did nothing at the end of the day. I think they're gonna jump me when they find out I told on them, but I've got Scouts on my side, SO BRING IT. Hope they don't know my blog URL =)

Well, getting tired. loads of homework. you never understand my life, stupid. see you in another day. hope bob is still alive since johnny stabbed him in chapter 4. good night.

Horsing off,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
May you lie to yourself, everyday.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Ponyboy LOL

Dear Stupid,
I have decided to name myself Ponyboy. lol. don't ask. it just seems like I'm really him =) Ok so today came back home alone cause stayed back for scouts to fix some tents. took bus 103 and something amazing happened. i tried to run for the bus and i made it, i said thanks to the bus captain about 3 times yet he scolded me , " Tan MA DE ! everytime run run run make me wait. hmph. " so i was quite pissed. later when he reached another bus stop , a st andrew secondary boy came up the bus, and he ran for the bus too. the uncle scold him also. he sat beside me, and i smiled to him to tell him indirectly, " Hey, you're not alone. " so later the uncle keep looking in the rear mirror to see our pretty faces. he pointed middle finger after that. poor bus captain, i think he's probably divorced or one of his relatives' passed away or he lost love. HAHA. lol. so yeah. at least he brought me to my destination. it was good enough for me.

So I have finally finished all my test today. Yay. Scored well for my history, but my other subjects are oh so terrifying. Looking forward to my sec 2 and scouts camp. Well see you soon, on 11th March i will return from camp. Stay AAR. Mum has to use now. she wants to watch her cantonese dramas. see ya.

With a switchblade,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Greaser who likes to read books and watch sunsets.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Test and test and more tests !

Dear Stupid,
I'm getting sick of tests nowadays. luckily, i only left 2 of them - literature and science. I hope i can do well, but at the same time, i wish i could get over with it. Going to wei shen's house soon. talk to you later, mum wants to do her work on the com. Bye.