Labour Day

Dear Stupid,
Tomorrow's Labour Day! Well, I'm gonna watch Spiderman-3 with my dad =) I can't wait! Well, let me tell you today's life. While walking to the street soccer court near the Serangoon Interchange, at the traffic light got an accident. A taxi bang a car then police come, then was red man lar. Some irritating ass holes act big go and step on the road(jaywalking) in front of the policemen. Teng Boon also lor... Lamer... Anyway, a policeman approached those boys lar (except teng boon because they sure lose if fight him) and then the boys thought they gonna die liao. But they dunno that the policeman was scolding a girl for taking a picture of the accident then ask her to delete it now. LOL so funny. Anyway played soccer bout 30mins b4 heading home. One guy went to ramp my foot cause I was trying to defend the ball. Still hurts sia. And Teng Boon is a sicko, just a reminder... Another weird thing happened to me today. When I was crossing the road to the front of my house there was a mad guy in a red car looking at me and pointing the middle finger at me, rolling his tongue and the same time (a.k.a an example of Teng Boon) Then there was also a woman in the car and she kept laughing like a maniac while he was doing that disgusting act... To make matters worse, while walking home on the road got this student from dunno wad school lar. He's a retard can tell. He kept talking to himself and saying "Hi" to me. (a.k.a an example of Bernard) I was totally freaked and ran as fast as I could (which was slow) and that fat boy kept talking to himself. When I reached the doorstep, I keep banging the friggin' gate begging my maid to open the damn door. When she finally opened it I literally jumped in and landed on my chest. I quickly grabbed the keys from her and lock the barrier separating me from a horrible death to safety. I am crapping now haha.. But it was true sia...Haiz... I've got a failure life.
Yours sincerely,
Joshua Tag Me PLEASE

Another Dumb Day

Dear Stupid,
Yeah. Today was dull. Got caught in the stinking rain and my umbrella broke. Don't know why when i saw the lightning i was freaked out. Extreme volts... imagine if human beings can sustain this power.. I'm sure 1 bolt of lightning can support one week of the world's electricity. I wanna harness its power... Ok talking like a friggin' retard. Got nothing better to do. Think I'll do my homework tmr... thinking about it makes me feel sick.Anyway haven't been online lately. Facing headaches and stress =) gtg bb.
Signing off,
Joshua the only guy that ever writes in this world.

Today's Dull Life

Dear Stupid,
Haven't been posting much lately. Life is dull and boring. Anyway, examinations are coming round the corner and I'm ready deady! =) Sheng Cong Fabian Teng Boon came my house for Audio News Report today. If it wasn't for Teng Boon's constant irritating middle finger pointing we could have finished it hours ago. Went to see them off because wanted to buy bubble-tea XD The article was also about bubble tea. =) I found out quite a number of people hate me in class =( And they're starting a rebellion! =( I just wished I had no enemies. That person said that he/she will consider to tell me then reason why they hate me and becoming classmates instead of enemies. He/she is really mentally torturing me. Anyway Stupid, talked to my sister just now along with my Dude( i mean dad!) XD =) Well, I gtg hit the hay. See ya when I'm back.
Yawns,
Joshua

Another Day another dollar =)

Dear Stupid,
Had my English and Chinese Paper 1 Exam. Special Thanks to: Paul Aman Singh Sambhi for the inspiration I had for the Chinese Paper and Bernard Ee Yong Chun for the English Paper. Thank You LOADS! =)

Went to J8 after that and ate lunch roti prata. Took neoprints but got sponsered XD I am a free loader =)

Anyway, can anyone tag on my blog make my blog more lively leh...

Yours only,
Joshua

VERY VERY BORED!

Dear Stupid,
Today was quite boring. Went for Scouts, then went to Andy's school for his carnival thing. I was rotting away there. Before I went had Wanton Mee for lunch and watermelon juice. Wrong choice. The watermelon juice was cold and the wanton mee was hot. So paul keep asking me to faster, then in the process i had stomachache and had to go shit. Also went to bond with my father after the whole carnival. And seriously, Hui Min can really make a person very guilty(No offence) XD Well thanks for your patience and understanding you lifeless diary.
Lala,
Joshua

History Test - You can't live without them

Dear Stupid,
Had History test today. I sure fail one. Haha. Teng Boon so pro lor during the test he chiongster. Haha. Had 2.4 yesterday and I can't believe i lost to Bernard. :( Haha. Right now I got nothing better to so just posting. Been long since I posted. =) Fabian's hamster's are so CUTE! Haha =) I am crapping like siao haha ha ha ha ha bla boom bah boo boo la la ta fa la ti do haha bla bu ga.
Crapping,
Joshua

KCC

Dear Stupid,
Founded a club a few days ago. Its called the KCC- Kompany Companions Clique. There are 8 members including me now. Our Clique investigates mysteries, and so far we've got many mysteries to solve, some of which we will not reveal to protect people's dignity. Fellow KCC-ians, check your sharing folder, I've got something to share with you that concerns our Mystery Rank 1. Thank You Fellow KCC-ians. -Salute Out-

KCC Captain,
Joshua

Friggin Mahjong Auntie

Dear Stupid,
My mother has been playing mahjong for more than 5 times this week now and her addiction is getting on my nerves. Not only do the Mahjong Aunties that come to our house eat all our dinner and leave us with only bones, but today one of them literally triggered the Joshua bomb planted inside me. After eating biscuits and drinking soya bean, i headed for the kitchen to wash my utensils. The Mahjong Aunties including my mother came out of the room to eat stuff again cause they're bubbling fat asses(excluding my mother) One of the aunties came in, and she was a new auntie at my house. She asked me how old I am and I told her Sec 1. She said this which made me piffed. " Aiyo, Sec 1 still so small sized!" She shaked her head, and walked out, talked to my mother in Cantonese about my size and then they continued to feast. I was pissed off. I wanted to say to that auntie " Nobody asked for your comments you bitch." But my mother was there and if i said it I'm in for deep shit. Well,
Angrily,
Joshua

I helped someone! One good deed =)

Dear Stupid,
I helped someone today with their relationship! All I gotta do now is to get that person's singnature and its 1 official good deed! Hurrah!

1 out of 500,
Joshua

I am bored =)

Dear Stupid,
I am really very bored now. Today's Good Friday! Yay! Listening to some music now and feeling pretty down in the dumps. Can't blame myself, I feel like going to school all of the sudden. Secondary School is so much different than Primary School. In Secondary School I got MORE true friends in Primary School. Those fake friends of mine, i won't reveal their names because I think they know who they are. I'm still missing my oldest sister alot, but she's coming back on 30th July for a short visit. I can't wait! Anyway, I can't believe I feel like going to school now. Maybe I'll bond with my father today! Yay!
Bored,
Joshua =)

NAFA TEST YAY

Dear Stupid,
Today was our NAFA test! I got 20 points nia just one point away to gold thanks to my stupid standing broad jump miss grade C by 1cm! WA LAO EH 1cm nia. Nvm. Amazingly, Bernard jumped 19+ SIA! OMG. I did 29 inclines, 11.92secs for shuttle run (lan), standing broad jump 175cm..., hmmm got what else ahh.. oh yah sit up i do 48 and sit and reach only 34 *sob* I am such a L. Well, thats about it. Now must do secretary work sia. Bye bye Stupid!
Sian,
Joshua