Vietnam

Goodbye.

If I die,

I'll give all my possessions to shinyan.

but i have no possessions.

Scouts Sick

Dear Stupid,

Actually just now had scouts, but came bak cuz halfway thru my face started to swell and it had a rash. damn red. like some violent allergic reaction. so i was sent home. zz.

so came home ate my lunch and slept, woke up, damn bored so use com. I MUST NOT FALL SICK. if not tmr cannot go vietnam le. not tt i wanna go though =/

Linkin Park - Leave Out All the Rest



Linkin Park - Bleed it Out



Linkin Park - Given Up



Linkin Park - Crawling

wei shen's house + scouts

Dear Stupid,

nobody tags anymore.

last sunday went to wei shen's house to play and swim. only sheng cong and shin yan went cause joel and his grandfather thing and qing tuck had to buy his overseas stuff.

yesterday had scouts again. got scouts on wednesday again. thursday i'm going overseas till monday. today i've got tuition.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

scouts

today had scouts.

zzz

no mood to post at all..

we're not even inside why the hell must we tie -.- zzz

zz if i'm a helper i'm nt gonna go. wad the fuck do i gain?

zz always thinking i'm admin shit but i'm not always at ur beck and call when u say tt fucked up word everytime zzz. and stop calling me ian. i am not so fuck u. if i'm gonna be stuck doing admin fuck for the rest of my life then screw u. u think i can't tie? _|_

zz its just for a fucking cca point. why the fuck do i care. get blisters on my hand for nothing also not inside why the hell must i help out?

_|_

now i fucking regret like hell

and to u, u wan ian to 'overwrite'? den ok lor. i dont remind le. i dont do admin shit. he can do everything. liddat u happy rite? everytime also act vulgar like u si bei big liddat, but u're nt. u're an asshole. so fucking petty. u should have been aborted. _|_

i cant take this fuck always not recognised like some waste of space liddat, and not even acknowledged. zz. i think no rank or rank also no diff to me nw. zz

come on monday for wad also nt gonna be in the actual thing.. they're suppose to tie, nt us. we're too noob and useless already. its a 8 people thing. zz. and last minute change another person. cant u just leave it as 3 sec 1 3 sec 2? just to let other people feel like shit.

tt time during the practice of tying and running to the end.. zz. wad kind of crap was tt. like we'll have to run with poles that are tied during the actual thing..

some bastards will probably show off their shirt and badge to us, but i dun give a fuck when tt happens. cuz it doesnt affect me anymore. all this thing, like it'll help in ur future. its only for another stupid 'subject' for ur o lvls.

kanina la.

soccer

Dear Stupid,

today went to play soccer lols :D

first one who reached there.. lols wore class tee =D

den shinyan came, changed into his class tee when he came. lols too pai seh to wear in the bus le =X

den bryan came as shinyan was changing LOLS in the toilet lar. bryan wore class tee here lols same as me =D we're not pai seh LOLS

den seng and tb came after tt lols both of them never wear class tee zz.

den we played for a while, saw sc going to interchange cuz he just bought his textbooks and he's gonna buy long pants LOLS shinyan sprained his leg too LOLS

den went eat mac. fooled around. lols

go bak play soccer again lols.. den seng went bak. the rest of us fooled around. den went to rest at the cc shop there.

den i drank ice lemon tea. den drank chrysanthenum tea. I almost vomitted. zz. I really hate chrysanthenum tea now. Chrysanthenumteaphobia.

den rest for quite long

den shinyan had to go to sch for CO.

den bryan tb and I went home.

den saw tt the interchange counter closed so went to mrt station to top up. came bak, saw tt the counter opened zzz -.- lols i'm so happy tt tb and bryan actually waited for me lols =D den went bak. lols. bathe. now i'm here. LOLS

ok bye.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is "2e3'08 is bringing sexy back.

den

lols

Dear Stupid,

Guess who's pm is this :
[AEROSPACE] with yi seng in 3e1? Wth-.-"

if u dunno u must be damn dumb like shin yan.

LOLS

zzz damn bored at home. actually looked forward to playing soccer today wan but keith couldn't make it and bryan didn't feel like playing so, oh well =/ not really fond of bowling and also bo lui to play but will find a way to play bah if ppl are going bowling.

lols later got tuition at 3.30pm zz i havent do any hmk yet, and i don't intent to do at all. ok maybe i'll do maths, but i doubt i'll have the mood to do chinese. and there's lots of chinese homework =(

okay like tt stupid black and white clouds i'm gonna post music too :D

Seconhand Serenade - Its Not Over


Simple Plan - Save You


Linkin Park - Nobody's Listening

Secondhand Serenade

lols for those ppl like shinyan who is dumb,

Secondhand Serenade got its name cause,

John Vesley actually sang all those songs to his wife before he made an album.

so we hear the songs second hand,

and its a serenade cause its for his wife.

LOLS

i read it at wikipedia cause i was bored :DD

Blue - One Love ; Blue - Make Me Wanna

lols I still rmb this two songs which i heard when i was like, 8 years old? o_O my cousin was playing it lols den i could still rmb tt he liked that song a lot so it was like etched in my mind? so i sort of looked for the song :D its damn old but nice.

Blue - One Love



Blue - You Make Me Wanna



lols i know the songs are damn old -.-

argh damn bored at home zzz. gonna play soccer tmr :D finally something i can do -.-

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

wei shen's house yesterday

Dear Stupid,

what the hell keith got a blog. and its pink. PINK.

ok just woke up only o.O was tired cuz yesterday went wei shen's house.

so we were dotaing/haloing while waiting for the rain to stop. den when the rain stopped we went to swim.

came back ate dinner, played again, joel went off first, den around 9+ shin yan qing tuck sheng cong and I left. well it was like any other typical day o.O wei shen's going overseas today to thursday, so most likely we're going again on sunday o.O we're damn bored at home. =( and I suck and 5v5 zzz

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Senglish V0.3341

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It is a sub art of Senglish known as kao bei.
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Scouts

Dear Stupid,

Today's scouts was fun :DD

first i took bus to sch cause no one could pick me. den went bak sch put my bag at the scout den, saw keith and liang min playing basketball/soccer. den went to mac. saw shin yan along the way. met jiun hon at mac. den we ate. LOL

den later we talk cock den went back sch. den played soccer. rain. then scouts started

open house thing o.o 7 of us need build the catapult. lols in 5 MINUTES. LOLS prob is the open house is on 22nd nov, but i going vietnam(family overseas trip) from 20th to 24th den i told my cousin to tell my aunt if can cancel my ticket cause i am damn scared of my aunt but i expect a scolding pretty soon. i'd rather choose scouts than overseas trip. i mean, i don't go overseas much anyway -.- den i consulted my father. he said go family. den i said, since he used to be a scout, that'll he choose scouts first. den he said that money was spent buying my ticket, and money's more important. ah whatever. if my aunt cancels then theres a cancellation fee i'll save up to pay her back. haiz. dileema. den the scouts overseas trip, 11th dec to 14th dec, nt sure if tentative. means on 14th dec i come bak, next day 15th i going malacca with him family. WOOHOO. nice. no need sleep le.

ok enough crap. after tt we went back, taught some retarded footdrill to sec 1s, fall in and was dismissed. after tt me shin yan keith ian went opp to eat but only keith eat LOLS

aft tt was the last one to go home. den my grandfather was coughing badly 0.o felt worried for him in the car. den went home ate dinner, went for a walk with my father, heard tt dbs bank fired 900 ppl O.O financial crisis now is crazy.

anyway today i learnt a lot of things. lols

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

lols

Dear Stupid,

lols havent update for quite a while (2days)

well yesterday went to clarence house with liang min to come out with our scouts t shirt design and scarf o.o end up insulting his brother who is deprived and playing xbox.

then after that went amk hub with liang min, then went home. zz i took the wrong direction bus home. then 165 went all the way to clementi zz.

then came bak. my mum scolded me abt the streaming and coming bak late as usual.

today bought my uniform and my books. i look retarded in long pants. yes laugh at me all u want next year. only havent buy the lit, e maths and the chinese book yet lols..

as usual my mum scolded me cause of my streaming results and cause of my inner turmoil. then my sister rubbed it in for not going into triple.

i guess everyone thinks i'm a loser. but i'm not. i got into a class i wanted and thats all i ever wanted.

and stop calling me that shin -.-

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

3e4

I GOT INTO 3e4 :D

Double science + lit

even though i didn't go into triple, I'm still happy ;D

well hope those ppl who didn't go into their desire class appeal well ._.

- P.J.K

Wei Shen's house again

Dear Stupid,

yest went wei shen's house with qt, joel, and sc.

we swam but halfway thru it rained

then bathe

lols went back his house, dota and halo o.O

shin yan nvr come zz. joel got a big ulcer :D

then i went home at 8

damn tired, so slept early.

and my father's really pissed off.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis