Dear Stupid,
Today had scouts.
had dinner with my family.
the end :D
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Today's Day
Dear Stupid,
today was a (insert whatever word you want here) day. Started off with the cohort run which was retarded. then after cohort run went back to class for chem and haeffner spotted a snake near his table there. lol. not that kind of anaconda, viper, cobra. no. just a boring old tree black snake. but the girls were like screaming especially beaver mcbitch. so mr ong was like telling everyone to get out of the class, but nobody cared. in fact, some 3e3 people heard the shoutings and came in and then some 2e1'08 bitch (i won't say who) shouted in my ear and i was like kanina.
so in the end the cleaner hero came and sort of killed it. lols. it kept making hissing sounds. the snake not the cleaner don't get me mistaken. lol.
after that had boring chem.
then had fun a maths.
then had p.e which was rugby retardedness and darren's naruto run LOL that was super hilarious
then had recess ate bread
then had double english which was full of 'yeeees' and 'noooo' and 'ke ha ke ha kehakeha" from the beaver mcbitch. and theraj told us a nc16 story about some two brothers and what shit autograph and the 100 dollar us note and who wants to be a millionaire nonsense and argh whatever it was pure crap.
then had chinese test. lol not really confident for the 1st part on the meaning of the words but otherwise okay lar lol. then went home with tb.
Monday got his elect test, tuesday a maths, wednesday lit during lesson time and physics, thursday e maths and no more! and I can look forward to the march holidays after that :) I deserve a well deserved 1 week break
From,
P.J.K
Took this from my another cousin LOL its damn long.
Retarded Retard Test
Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (lol tried to look through it and then.. shit i can't take my head out)
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (i'm not fat the chair was broken before i even sat on it)
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (A-C- PHLEGM)
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 7
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (lol you have no idea)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (sheng siong)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (cannot play barefooted meh)
Running total: 11
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (lol when I was 6 years old)
24. [x] Got tripped by someone before and fell face flat (damn jie ming, tengboon, a lot of people)
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (i tripped on someone's butt crack too)
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 15
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside ( i don't get this one LOL but who cares)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (lol spongebob the caveman episode)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on (yeah because i realise I had no more new clothes to change into -.-)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (lol stupid phone charging wire)
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole (I remembered this so vividly.. i was at the playground near my house when i was around 7 to 8 years old with my sisters and cousins and we were playing catching and I thought I was being chased by my sister and ran forward but looking backwards and when I looked forward I banged into a pole and bled =P)
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident (lol not only shoes, SOCKS also)
Running total: 22
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realising it (lol not only me, sc also i got a picture of it LOL)
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (I AM BLIND not gay.)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (lol and my father scolded me and had to use soap to get it out)
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it !
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye ( don't ask.. my eye was itchy)
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 29
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test (what am I doing now dumbass?)
52. [x] Staplered yourself by accident (lol and I rmb wei shen helped me pull it out -.- it stabbed by middle finger LOL)
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (tng tng tng tng.. take a breathe)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Got carried by someone unexpectedly (duh, tengboon, qing tuck etc)
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (lol who hasn't?)
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (hello my new number is 91177334)
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (yeah, my own joke LOL)
Running total: 37
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said "funner" then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (lol history mid year exam in sec 1 zz)
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I never saw my first milk tooth again)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 44
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (owch)
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Got stuck in the toilet cubicle (lol when i was p3, and I had to CRAWL out from the small opening between the cubicle and the floor)
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 49
81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (WIN YOU!)
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Spilled any liquid on your pants before
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 52
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (i have a deprived hand)
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (why do you think I need braces?)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (once upon a time..)
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before (that time I wrote ponyboy as my name for lit test last year wtf)
98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (9ay-fa990+)
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth (well when I tried to blow the balloon i sucked it in instead)
Running Total : 58
i am 58% retarded.
LOL. How retarded are you :)?
today was a (insert whatever word you want here) day. Started off with the cohort run which was retarded. then after cohort run went back to class for chem and haeffner spotted a snake near his table there. lol. not that kind of anaconda, viper, cobra. no. just a boring old tree black snake. but the girls were like screaming especially beaver mcbitch. so mr ong was like telling everyone to get out of the class, but nobody cared. in fact, some 3e3 people heard the shoutings and came in and then some 2e1'08 bitch (i won't say who) shouted in my ear and i was like kanina.
so in the end the cleaner hero came and sort of killed it. lols. it kept making hissing sounds. the snake not the cleaner don't get me mistaken. lol.
after that had boring chem.
then had fun a maths.
then had p.e which was rugby retardedness and darren's naruto run LOL that was super hilarious
then had recess ate bread
then had double english which was full of 'yeeees' and 'noooo' and 'ke ha ke ha kehakeha" from the beaver mcbitch. and theraj told us a nc16 story about some two brothers and what shit autograph and the 100 dollar us note and who wants to be a millionaire nonsense and argh whatever it was pure crap.
then had chinese test. lol not really confident for the 1st part on the meaning of the words but otherwise okay lar lol. then went home with tb.
Monday got his elect test, tuesday a maths, wednesday lit during lesson time and physics, thursday e maths and no more! and I can look forward to the march holidays after that :) I deserve a well deserved 1 week break
From,
P.J.K
Took this from my another cousin LOL its damn long.
Retarded Retard Test
Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (lol tried to look through it and then.. shit i can't take my head out)
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (i'm not fat the chair was broken before i even sat on it)
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (A-C- PHLEGM)
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 7
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (lol you have no idea)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (sheng siong)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (cannot play barefooted meh)
Running total: 11
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (lol when I was 6 years old)
24. [x] Got tripped by someone before and fell face flat (damn jie ming, tengboon, a lot of people)
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (i tripped on someone's butt crack too)
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 15
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside ( i don't get this one LOL but who cares)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (lol spongebob the caveman episode)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on (yeah because i realise I had no more new clothes to change into -.-)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (lol stupid phone charging wire)
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole (I remembered this so vividly.. i was at the playground near my house when i was around 7 to 8 years old with my sisters and cousins and we were playing catching and I thought I was being chased by my sister and ran forward but looking backwards and when I looked forward I banged into a pole and bled =P)
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident (lol not only shoes, SOCKS also)
Running total: 22
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realising it (lol not only me, sc also i got a picture of it LOL)
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (I AM BLIND not gay.)
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (lol and my father scolded me and had to use soap to get it out)
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it !
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye ( don't ask.. my eye was itchy)
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 29
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test (what am I doing now dumbass?)
52. [x] Staplered yourself by accident (lol and I rmb wei shen helped me pull it out -.- it stabbed by middle finger LOL)
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (tng tng tng tng.. take a breathe)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Got carried by someone unexpectedly (duh, tengboon, qing tuck etc)
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day (lol who hasn't?)
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (hello my new number is 91177334)
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (yeah, my own joke LOL)
Running total: 37
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said "funner" then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (lol history mid year exam in sec 1 zz)
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I never saw my first milk tooth again)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 44
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (owch)
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Got stuck in the toilet cubicle (lol when i was p3, and I had to CRAWL out from the small opening between the cubicle and the floor)
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 49
81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (WIN YOU!)
85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Spilled any liquid on your pants before
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 52
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (i have a deprived hand)
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (why do you think I need braces?)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (once upon a time..)
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before (that time I wrote ponyboy as my name for lit test last year wtf)
98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (9ay-fa990+)
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth (well when I tried to blow the balloon i sucked it in instead)
Running Total : 58
i am 58% retarded.
LOL. How retarded are you :)?
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Guai Kia
lol I took this from my cousin.
[ ]Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test. (the thing is, I wasn't caught xD)
Total: 0
[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. (by my best chinese teacher ever the malaysian fatty)
Total: 3
[x] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.(primary sch when I was sick -.-)
[ ] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes. (for other people -.-)
[x] Threw stuff across the room. (lol staple bullets)
[x] Laughed at the teacher. (who wouldn't?)
Total: 7
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[ ] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school
[ ] Took pictures during school hours.
[ ] Called someone during school hours.
[ ] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class
Total: 7
[x] Threw something at the teacher. (lol staple bullets on the teacher's hair)
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code. (zz i'm the dress code)
[ ] Failed a class. (yeah when my mum's no longer my mum)
[x] Ate food during class.(oheya)
Total: 10
[x] Gotten a call from school. (Hello, this is Mrs R@j, is Joshua there?)
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school. (like who hasn't?)
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. (lol uncountable times, 00n9 h00n9 si0n9, ting ting, etc.)
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. (if they could hear, why am I still going to school?)
Total: 13
[x] Faked your parent's signature. (for those unimportant letters my mum lets me forge her signature)
[x] Slept in class.(history elect, ss, physics.. etc)
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework (yeah like who hasn't?)
Total: 16
Add everything up and multiply by 3
16 x 3 = 48
lol I'm 48% naughty?
-.-
[ ]Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test. (the thing is, I wasn't caught xD)
Total: 0
[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. (by my best chinese teacher ever the malaysian fatty)
Total: 3
[x] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.(primary sch when I was sick -.-)
[ ] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes. (for other people -.-)
[x] Threw stuff across the room. (lol staple bullets)
[x] Laughed at the teacher. (who wouldn't?)
Total: 7
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[ ] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school
[ ] Took pictures during school hours.
[ ] Called someone during school hours.
[ ] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class
Total: 7
[x] Threw something at the teacher. (lol staple bullets on the teacher's hair)
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code. (zz i'm the dress code)
[ ] Failed a class. (yeah when my mum's no longer my mum)
[x] Ate food during class.(oheya)
Total: 10
[x] Gotten a call from school. (Hello, this is Mrs R@j, is Joshua there?)
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school. (like who hasn't?)
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking. (lol uncountable times, 00n9 h00n9 si0n9, ting ting, etc.)
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear. (if they could hear, why am I still going to school?)
Total: 13
[x] Faked your parent's signature. (for those unimportant letters my mum lets me forge her signature)
[x] Slept in class.(history elect, ss, physics.. etc)
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[x] Copied homework (yeah like who hasn't?)
Total: 16
Add everything up and multiply by 3
16 x 3 = 48
lol I'm 48% naughty?
-.-
Sunday, February 22, 2009
My Sister's leaving =(
Dear Stupid,
tomorrow morning my sister's leaving to go back to melbourne =( my parents will be dropping me at school first before sending her to the airport so i can only say my goodbyes in the car =( and the worst part is, she doesn't want to come back during this year's dec holidays, she wants to come back next year when she finishes her studies. which will mean when she comes back, i am already awaiting my o lvl results! damn. hopefully my family can persuade her to come back this december =D
i gotta wake up very early tmr =(
From,
P.J.K
tomorrow morning my sister's leaving to go back to melbourne =( my parents will be dropping me at school first before sending her to the airport so i can only say my goodbyes in the car =( and the worst part is, she doesn't want to come back during this year's dec holidays, she wants to come back next year when she finishes her studies. which will mean when she comes back, i am already awaiting my o lvl results! damn. hopefully my family can persuade her to come back this december =D
i gotta wake up very early tmr =(
From,
P.J.K
Friday, February 20, 2009
Scouts Day
Dear Stupid,
well today was a little screwed. cause jin jie the timer halfway felt like vomiting. oh well guess he was nervous. even i who wasn't the timer then, felt a little nervous even with the three years of experience. so i had to take over him after the baris sedia. yeah and my timing is soft i know. cause my voice..cmi. and i scared i shout my voice zhao xiao. i don't want another whole sch embarrassment again. fuck. but i hope jin jie can be the timer next year. cause i wont be in the parade anymore (hopefully!) woohoo! =P
but the scouts day was ok. better than what i expected :D
well on wednesday cancelled my tuition to teach sec 1 footdrill and knots. I have hope in them they're all quite zai and got a lot of potential :D I finally fully understood liang min's alternate method. when a zai batch teaches a new batch, the new batch becomes zai, and vice versa. finally got the meaning of liang min proverbs.
lol so today after sch went to eat with sc qt and shinyan. shinyan keeps on telling me to shut up lol. then they had geog ssp so i went home alone. had tuition. listened to ALL linkin park songs. nice sia.
tmr got scouts again. then after tt must rush to ws house. wah busy sia :D
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
well today was a little screwed. cause jin jie the timer halfway felt like vomiting. oh well guess he was nervous. even i who wasn't the timer then, felt a little nervous even with the three years of experience. so i had to take over him after the baris sedia. yeah and my timing is soft i know. cause my voice..cmi. and i scared i shout my voice zhao xiao. i don't want another whole sch embarrassment again. fuck. but i hope jin jie can be the timer next year. cause i wont be in the parade anymore (hopefully!) woohoo! =P
but the scouts day was ok. better than what i expected :D
well on wednesday cancelled my tuition to teach sec 1 footdrill and knots. I have hope in them they're all quite zai and got a lot of potential :D I finally fully understood liang min's alternate method. when a zai batch teaches a new batch, the new batch becomes zai, and vice versa. finally got the meaning of liang min proverbs.
lol so today after sch went to eat with sc qt and shinyan. shinyan keeps on telling me to shut up lol. then they had geog ssp so i went home alone. had tuition. listened to ALL linkin park songs. nice sia.
tmr got scouts again. then after tt must rush to ws house. wah busy sia :D
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Reflect
Dear Stupid,
well thinking back about my sec 2 life i start to think that it was the worst year of my life.
it started out with straining my friendship with many people, and until now, one of them is still strained. well thats one big thing i really wish i hadn't done..
if there were words i could describe myself last year, they would be fucking cunt, guai lan kia and so on. and I think if I were to meet the sec 2 me now, I would have insulted him this way.
Sec 2 was the worst year in my life, not cause others ruined it, I ruined it myself.. If I had a choice, I would have pointed middle finger at lau ah po for asking me to take that picture.. if I had a choice, I wouldn't have done that thing during job week.. if I had a choice, I wouldn't have represented scouts for that fuck poster. if i had a choice, I wouldn't have wrote that on my blog...
Sian.
My sec 2 year was full of regrets.. but now i'm willing to change and start anew, maybe even solve the problems i had before. But sometimes things are not up to me to control. oh well. I'd rather change later than never. I'm gonna be a carefree bastard who doesn't give a fuck and i'm not gonna be some guai kia shit anymore. no. I can't stand it.
From,
PJK
well thinking back about my sec 2 life i start to think that it was the worst year of my life.
it started out with straining my friendship with many people, and until now, one of them is still strained. well thats one big thing i really wish i hadn't done..
if there were words i could describe myself last year, they would be fucking cunt, guai lan kia and so on. and I think if I were to meet the sec 2 me now, I would have insulted him this way.
Sec 2 was the worst year in my life, not cause others ruined it, I ruined it myself.. If I had a choice, I would have pointed middle finger at lau ah po for asking me to take that picture.. if I had a choice, I wouldn't have done that thing during job week.. if I had a choice, I wouldn't have represented scouts for that fuck poster. if i had a choice, I wouldn't have wrote that on my blog...
Sian.
My sec 2 year was full of regrets.. but now i'm willing to change and start anew, maybe even solve the problems i had before. But sometimes things are not up to me to control. oh well. I'd rather change later than never. I'm gonna be a carefree bastard who doesn't give a fuck and i'm not gonna be some guai kia shit anymore. no. I can't stand it.
From,
PJK
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Scouts lols
Dear Stupid,
today was a fun day lols. went for the district thingy at serangoon sec for scouts lols..
i was in the scarf relay thing.. screwed a little but ok la we got 2nd LOLS. and we got 2nd for sourgrapes by default cause the other two teams tot the sourgrapes ended when the 1st team finishes LOLS.
er the whole thing was fun la. got the badge but not allowed to sew it on -.-
den went home tt time royce kana beaten up by one of his ex primary sch rival from h01y inn0(en+ sc0u+s and he almost kana langa by car. zzz. sometimes i wonder why god brought some people on earth. i can't believe i just said tt o.O
then went home. took 136. ez link card no money. no more coins. had to walk home from quite far. ok make it damn far. had to walk about 4 bus stops and down a long winding road to my house just to save money on taking another bus cause i got no coins left and i'm not paying two dollars to take a bus for 4 stops -.- parents couldnt pick me cause they didn't have the car. my mum scolded me for not taking a taxi. but wad could i do? run back to the bus stop and flag for a taxi and take it home? zzz -.-
ok see ya. off to DOTA.
From
P.J.K
today was a fun day lols. went for the district thingy at serangoon sec for scouts lols..
i was in the scarf relay thing.. screwed a little but ok la we got 2nd LOLS. and we got 2nd for sourgrapes by default cause the other two teams tot the sourgrapes ended when the 1st team finishes LOLS.
er the whole thing was fun la. got the badge but not allowed to sew it on -.-
den went home tt time royce kana beaten up by one of his ex primary sch rival from h01y inn0(en+ sc0u+s and he almost kana langa by car. zzz. sometimes i wonder why god brought some people on earth. i can't believe i just said tt o.O
then went home. took 136. ez link card no money. no more coins. had to walk home from quite far. ok make it damn far. had to walk about 4 bus stops and down a long winding road to my house just to save money on taking another bus cause i got no coins left and i'm not paying two dollars to take a bus for 4 stops -.- parents couldnt pick me cause they didn't have the car. my mum scolded me for not taking a taxi. but wad could i do? run back to the bus stop and flag for a taxi and take it home? zzz -.-
ok see ya. off to DOTA.
From
P.J.K
Friday, February 13, 2009
Scouts
Dear Stupid,
well today had scouts was okay.
tmr got scouts AGAIN. got some competition in the serangoon sec. anyway i lost my woggle but ian lent me his new one. damn it dunno why my sour grape so shitty now.
From,
P.J.K
well today had scouts was okay.
tmr got scouts AGAIN. got some competition in the serangoon sec. anyway i lost my woggle but ian lent me his new one. damn it dunno why my sour grape so shitty now.
From,
P.J.K
Thursday, February 12, 2009
LOL
Dear Stupid,
today was a stupid day.
firstly,there was 3 periods of sharkfin/hi chew/ha chew/spaniel whatever. and he honored me in his nice guide on how NOT to stand up to greet a teacher. You do not hit two pens together. I learnt a lot from him. Is that never ever play with your penis.
lols ok that was weird.
er... moving on. Today's lessons were ok. ssp i went made again cause whenever i do maths and find out the answer my retard bar will go up by 20% and level up after i do 5 questions. and there were 5 questions. wtf is wrong with me sia.
and i wonder if people are laughing at me or with me o.O?
er lets see.. had some fun with tengboon today as he twisted my arms and injured me like siao. er then talked to sc and the dao thing and dunno wad joel this and yi seng that and whatever.
tomorrow got scouts rehearsal, full dress. why must there be scouts this sat =(
From,
P.J.K
today was a stupid day.
firstly,there was 3 periods of sharkfin/hi chew/ha chew/spaniel whatever. and he honored me in his nice guide on how NOT to stand up to greet a teacher. You do not hit two pens together. I learnt a lot from him. Is that never ever play with your pen
lols ok that was weird.
er... moving on. Today's lessons were ok. ssp i went made again cause whenever i do maths and find out the answer my retard bar will go up by 20% and level up after i do 5 questions. and there were 5 questions. wtf is wrong with me sia.
and i wonder if people are laughing at me or with me o.O?
er lets see.. had some fun with tengboon today as he twisted my arms and injured me like siao. er then talked to sc and the dao thing and dunno wad joel this and yi seng that and whatever.
tomorrow got scouts rehearsal, full dress. why must there be scouts this sat =(
From,
P.J.K
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Senglish Version 3E1 China Scholar Edition
Senglish V3e1CSE (CHINA SCHOLAR EDITION)
第一 : 有一个人叫你做任何事, 你回答 "不要leh＂ 这是一个怪懒的行为.
第二：比如有人说你肥,你一定不喜欢吧，但你回答"我喜欢leh＂这是个下懒的行为.
第三:例如有人问你为何吃很多食物，显然很胖，而你就回答＂不可以啊？＂
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SO HURRY! Go purchase it! if not you'll feel left out in 3e1. By the way, did you understand a single english word i just said? o.O
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第二：比如有人说你肥,你一定不喜欢吧，但你回答"我喜欢leh＂这是个下懒的行为.
第三:例如有人问你为何吃很多食物，显然很胖，而你就回答＂不可以啊？＂
Note, the above was only a free preview. To see the entire Version, please purchase it at www.iwanttobuyfatasses.com for 100 ren ming bi.
(the real reason is that i can't stand typing chinese -.-)
SO HURRY! Go purchase it! if not you'll feel left out in 3e1. By the way, did you understand a single english word i just said? o.O
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Tests
Dear Stupid,
Well currently the tests are stupid. I didn't score so well.
I told my mum my e maths marks today. 28/30
then she was like
you could have gotten full marks!
then i was like there was a bonus question worth 5 marks.
then she said
you could have gotten 35 marks!
-.-
imagine when i tell her the B3s B4s and C5s. Woots.
Ok. er sc came over to do the lit project, in the end he screwed it as i dunno wad he pressed but he exitted the thing without saving -.- so had to redo that part again knn.
Er.. ok so school life's pretty ok ever since i quitted chinese tuition, i feel more free now. lols. err, you're wondering why i'm online? well cause i sneak mah. cannot issit?
ok nothing much.. lols. life is great sitting near joel, sc, yong sheng, tengboon, nattapon and another fattarded fat ass girl whose name i will not say cause she told me to call her fat ass.
SEE YI SENG, EVEN GIRLS ARE MORE COOPERATIVE THAN YOU
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Anybody wants to see Senglish Version 3E1 China Scholar Edition? >:D
Well currently the tests are stupid. I didn't score so well.
I told my mum my e maths marks today. 28/30
then she was like
you could have gotten full marks!
then i was like there was a bonus question worth 5 marks.
then she said
you could have gotten 35 marks!
-.-
imagine when i tell her the B3s B4s and C5s. Woots.
Ok. er sc came over to do the lit project, in the end he screwed it as i dunno wad he pressed but he exitted the thing without saving -.- so had to redo that part again knn.
Er.. ok so school life's pretty ok ever since i quitted chinese tuition, i feel more free now. lols. err, you're wondering why i'm online? well cause i sneak mah. cannot issit?
ok nothing much.. lols. life is great sitting near joel, sc, yong sheng, tengboon, nattapon and another fattarded fat ass girl whose name i will not say cause she told me to call her fat ass.
SEE YI SENG, EVEN GIRLS ARE MORE COOPERATIVE THAN YOU
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Anybody wants to see Senglish Version 3E1 China Scholar Edition? >:D
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Scouts
Dear Stupid,
Today scouts was 0kay. did drills for the founders day. sec 1s look promising.
it was okay except that octopussy gave me a detention for being late for 1 MIN. yes ONE MINUTE. Scouts actually started at 8.30am as said by ang, but then dunno why today was 8am. fine 8am. he said give 15 mins grace. i came at 8.16. CANNOT ISIT? And i tot he'll give demerit. So i wrote demerit on the form. I was okay with the demerit. Then he asked me why i write one demerit, then I said cause i was late, then he say give him the paper, and expect something on monday. then i asked wad he say dentention. FUCK LA. So many people always pon, never tio detention, I come LATE, yes LATE nia, not PON leh, LATE, and i got detention. FUCK LA. you know wad? sometimes adults don't understand how i really feel. like tt stupid mahjong aunty and octopussy. My life is already in a mess, and they made it messier. You know some times I cry for no reason at all? I know thats abit stupid la, but its cos it hurts you know? That being a kid i can't talk back to them. Sometimes I wish I could just tear that dentention form, or hurl my fork at that mahjong aunty. but i can't. I'm forced by being the younger generation. So let me say something now, and i hope you see this.
FUCK YOU 0tt0 tham
gonna change my phone later. adults really ruin my day. fuck them all. these kind of people dont deserve to live.
for once, just leave me alone and stfu ok? I've got enough cow dung in my life and I don't need you to shit on it more.
From,
P.J.K
P.S, look at my new wishlist.
Today scouts was 0kay. did drills for the founders day. sec 1s look promising.
it was okay except that octopussy gave me a detention for being late for 1 MIN. yes ONE MINUTE. Scouts actually started at 8.30am as said by ang, but then dunno why today was 8am. fine 8am. he said give 15 mins grace. i came at 8.16. CANNOT ISIT? And i tot he'll give demerit. So i wrote demerit on the form. I was okay with the demerit. Then he asked me why i write one demerit, then I said cause i was late, then he say give him the paper, and expect something on monday. then i asked wad he say dentention. FUCK LA. So many people always pon, never tio detention, I come LATE, yes LATE nia, not PON leh, LATE, and i got detention. FUCK LA. you know wad? sometimes adults don't understand how i really feel. like tt stupid mahjong aunty and octopussy. My life is already in a mess, and they made it messier. You know some times I cry for no reason at all? I know thats abit stupid la, but its cos it hurts you know? That being a kid i can't talk back to them. Sometimes I wish I could just tear that dentention form, or hurl my fork at that mahjong aunty. but i can't. I'm forced by being the younger generation. So let me say something now, and i hope you see this.
FUCK YOU 0tt0 tham
gonna change my phone later. adults really ruin my day. fuck them all. these kind of people dont deserve to live.
for once, just leave me alone and stfu ok? I've got enough cow dung in my life and I don't need you to shit on it more.
From,
P.J.K
P.S, look at my new wishlist.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Good Day, ruined at the end.
Dear Stupid,
Well the day started well. Lessons were kinda fun. Didn't get back any tests zzz. er, then after sch went mac, played soccer, went back sch for chinese test. quite confident, maybe can get 38/50. lols :D
then after that went for scouts, rehearsal for the founder's day. then after everything was done played soccer. was fun. then played till very late then went home.
the day was great. only to be ruined at home.
firstly, my grandparents came to my house and quarrelled (cause they picked me up from sch and always came my house for dinner - no wonder they were so quiet in the car)
then, when one of my mum's mahjong auntie came to, obviously, play mahjong, i greeted her. then she said i was skinny. Then I say yeah. Wasn't really affected cause i get that a lot of time. Then i sat down at the dining table for my dinner. Then the auntie asked me I primary wad. _l_
ok wasnt really pissed by tt, get that a lot too. but they asked secondary wad, not PRIMARY. like fuck you are you blind or something? I may be skinny but I am THAT short -.- Then after that she starts crapping about eating this stupid capsule that would make me pui, and all wad my parents didn't take care of me properly and i never eat enough. FUCK YOU. She kept crapping while i was eating. DAMN IT. Then she keep asking me to eat more of that, eat more of this, FUCK YOU LA. YOU'RE NOT MY MOUTH, NEITHER ARE YOU MY MUM SO STFU. Fucking old hag. She likes people to be fat right? why dont she go eat her fuck capsule and fuck her father before she fucking die in her fucking rubbish bin? FUCK LA. CHEEBYE. So my mum came down and that fucker still kept ranting. Then I couldn't take it. I threw my spoon on the table, and my mum shouted " DONT SHOW ATTITUDE HOR" But i don't give a fucking care. Went into the kitchen, took a yakult and went upstairs to use the com. Then my mum shouted asking why i'm not eating and I said no appetite because there's a bitch downstairs. I really hate it when people comment on my size. I AM NOT BLIND U KNOW? U THINK I DUNNO I AM SMALL? NEED YOU TO REMIND ME? NO. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK YOUR FATHER'S DOG BITCH.
ok i'm done. they're playing majong now. Hope my mum accidentally throws a tile too hard and hits that auntie and she drops dead and die.
From,
P.J.K
Well the day started well. Lessons were kinda fun. Didn't get back any tests zzz. er, then after sch went mac, played soccer, went back sch for chinese test. quite confident, maybe can get 38/50. lols :D
then after that went for scouts, rehearsal for the founder's day. then after everything was done played soccer. was fun. then played till very late then went home.
the day was great. only to be ruined at home.
firstly, my grandparents came to my house and quarrelled (cause they picked me up from sch and always came my house for dinner - no wonder they were so quiet in the car)
then, when one of my mum's mahjong auntie came to, obviously, play mahjong, i greeted her. then she said i was skinny. Then I say yeah. Wasn't really affected cause i get that a lot of time. Then i sat down at the dining table for my dinner. Then the auntie asked me I primary wad. _l_
ok wasnt really pissed by tt, get that a lot too. but they asked secondary wad, not PRIMARY. like fuck you are you blind or something? I may be skinny but I am THAT short -.- Then after that she starts crapping about eating this stupid capsule that would make me pui, and all wad my parents didn't take care of me properly and i never eat enough. FUCK YOU. She kept crapping while i was eating. DAMN IT. Then she keep asking me to eat more of that, eat more of this, FUCK YOU LA. YOU'RE NOT MY MOUTH, NEITHER ARE YOU MY MUM SO STFU. Fucking old hag. She likes people to be fat right? why dont she go eat her fuck capsule and fuck her father before she fucking die in her fucking rubbish bin? FUCK LA. CHEEBYE. So my mum came down and that fucker still kept ranting. Then I couldn't take it. I threw my spoon on the table, and my mum shouted " DONT SHOW ATTITUDE HOR" But i don't give a fucking care. Went into the kitchen, took a yakult and went upstairs to use the com. Then my mum shouted asking why i'm not eating and I said no appetite because there's a bitch downstairs. I really hate it when people comment on my size. I AM NOT BLIND U KNOW? U THINK I DUNNO I AM SMALL? NEED YOU TO REMIND ME? NO. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK YOUR FATHER'S DOG BITCH.
ok i'm done. they're playing majong now. Hope my mum accidentally throws a tile too hard and hits that auntie and she drops dead and die.
From,
P.J.K
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
retarded
Dear Stupid,
secretly posting. I cant take it anymore the stress is overpowering. and theres so many things i gotta do. zzz. i wanna fucking quit chinese tuition but my mum wont let me. I WANT TO FUCKING DIE. tests ssp tuition kanina la.
and everyday stepping into class is like hell. hiding my emotions though i wanna scream out till my lungs die! and all the problems i ever faced, i just want to let them overwhelm me. i cant solve them. i try my best but nothing can be done. I SCREWED OK? I FUCKING SCREWED.
If you thought i was really angry, i wasn't. lols. was trying out my anger ranting.
well these few days were retardedly filled with tests. shinyan and i smsing about "if i could turn back time" and once he said... lols nth :D then me and shengcong keep smsing about lame stuff lols. realise that everyday these are the only three ppl that sms me, shengcong, shinyan and liangmin. lols. True friends? i'm sure.
oh yeah i wanna quit chinese tuition.
oh shit my mum's coming upstairs! gonna fuck off now bye.
From
P.J.K
secretly posting. I cant take it anymore the stress is overpowering. and theres so many things i gotta do. zzz. i wanna fucking quit chinese tuition but my mum wont let me. I WANT TO FUCKING DIE. tests ssp tuition kanina la.
and everyday stepping into class is like hell. hiding my emotions though i wanna scream out till my lungs die! and all the problems i ever faced, i just want to let them overwhelm me. i cant solve them. i try my best but nothing can be done. I SCREWED OK? I FUCKING SCREWED.
If you thought i was really angry, i wasn't. lols. was trying out my anger ranting.
well these few days were retardedly filled with tests. shinyan and i smsing about "if i could turn back time" and once he said... lols nth :D then me and shengcong keep smsing about lame stuff lols. realise that everyday these are the only three ppl that sms me, shengcong, shinyan and liangmin. lols. True friends? i'm sure.
oh yeah i wanna quit chinese tuition.
oh shit my mum's coming upstairs! gonna fuck off now bye.
From
P.J.K
Sunday, February 1, 2009
lols
Dear Stupid,
Wow! Its the 1st of Feb! 1 Month passes so fast.
just came back frm church. need to go do homework and study for the tests. NOOO
From,
P.J.K
Wow! Its the 1st of Feb! 1 Month passes so fast.
just came back frm church. need to go do homework and study for the tests. NOOO
From,
P.J.K
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