Dear Stupid,
Today had sports day YAY. Everyone in our class so pro =) Before we went to J8 before going to Bishan Stadium, it was history lesson ZzzZ. I forgot to bring my history textbook, but actually i deliberately do that because my bag was loaded with things including a bulky dictionary. Later on we ate Mcdonalds at J8 shared it with my kor Fabian and in the end we could not finish the Fries! Later went to take neoprints. My first time =) SO FUN! But I can't post the pictures because my scanner spoil. Tmr Sheng Cong,Fabian,Teng Boon coming my house for Eng Project me can't wait!!!
Signing off,
Joshua
Friday, March 30, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Today's life =)
Dear Stupid,
Teng Boon came my house today for HE project. Tmr sports day YAY =) Go All Paticipants in our class =) Miss Tan taught us SBQ today..at least i learned abit. The science teacher was prompting teng boon to do his magic as she kept saying milk... TENG BOON STOP BEING SICK! I ate a chocolate donut during recess and a milo Yays. Had fishball noodles for lunch and fish and rice for dinner. YAY. I can't wait for Penple to come out! =) I'll be very very $$ if the game is a success. If not, at least my primary school friends had fun playing that game. =) Yesterday Andy said i changed alot since primary school, changed in a bad way. I think he was the one that changed. His msn nick was : Maple is fun josh join back. he kept persuading me by calling, smsing,msning telling me to join back maple. I've got three words for you. GET A LIFE! I admit I've changed a LITTLE, but its because of his constant whining that triggered the death trap in me. This made me think. Who needs friends like them. They're not true friends. A true friend would support another friend's decision and not try and go against it. I don't need a friend like them. I might as well erasemy memory and forget about my Primary School Life as it was spent with the wrong people. Anyway, tmr's my favourite holiday, get ready all, its time to PRANK!
=)
Joshua =)
Teng Boon came my house today for HE project. Tmr sports day YAY =) Go All Paticipants in our class =) Miss Tan taught us SBQ today..at least i learned abit. The science teacher was prompting teng boon to do his magic as she kept saying milk... TENG BOON STOP BEING SICK! I ate a chocolate donut during recess and a milo Yays. Had fishball noodles for lunch and fish and rice for dinner. YAY. I can't wait for Penple to come out! =) I'll be very very $$ if the game is a success. If not, at least my primary school friends had fun playing that game. =) Yesterday Andy said i changed alot since primary school, changed in a bad way. I think he was the one that changed. His msn nick was : Maple is fun josh join back. he kept persuading me by calling, smsing,msning telling me to join back maple. I've got three words for you. GET A LIFE! I admit I've changed a LITTLE, but its because of his constant whining that triggered the death trap in me. This made me think. Who needs friends like them. They're not true friends. A true friend would support another friend's decision and not try and go against it. I don't need a friend like them. I might as well erasemy memory and forget about my Primary School Life as it was spent with the wrong people. Anyway, tmr's my favourite holiday, get ready all, its time to PRANK!
=)
Joshua =)
Quiz By Me =)
Dear Stupid,
Since many are making a quiz, guess I'll make one too, but with my own questions =)
1) Are you male or female?
Let me ask Bernard first since we're of different gender.
2) Whose your best friend?
Spongebob =)
3) What's your favourite holiday?
Who is holiday? Bernard?
4) Would you rather smell Bernard or cow dung?
If Bernard puts perfume, then Bernard.
5) Who would you say is your hero?
Bernard, he saved me the terror of looking at his face
6) KoKo Crunch or Honey Stars?
Where's the milk first?
7) Favourite song?
Bernard had a little lamb
8) Favourite animal?
St. Bernard Dog
9) Favourite subject?
Bernardlogy
10) Ever been to China?
Nah. Bernard isn't there.
11) Ever been thrown out of the window and tossed into a bucket of waste?
I think i did that to Bernard... Sorry.
12) Favourite Hobby?
Prank Calling Bernard!
13) How many people do you think will see this?
As long as Bernard sees it I'm contented.
14) Are you obsessed with Bernard?
Oh so this whole quiz was about Bernard? I must have answered them wrongly then.
15) How many times do you think people would visit your blog a day?
The same amount as Bernard's brain size.
Thanks for reading,
Joshua =)))))))
Since many are making a quiz, guess I'll make one too, but with my own questions =)
1) Are you male or female?
Let me ask Bernard first since we're of different gender.
2) Whose your best friend?
Spongebob =)
3) What's your favourite holiday?
Who is holiday? Bernard?
4) Would you rather smell Bernard or cow dung?
If Bernard puts perfume, then Bernard.
5) Who would you say is your hero?
Bernard, he saved me the terror of looking at his face
6) KoKo Crunch or Honey Stars?
Where's the milk first?
7) Favourite song?
Bernard had a little lamb
8) Favourite animal?
St. Bernard Dog
9) Favourite subject?
Bernardlogy
10) Ever been to China?
Nah. Bernard isn't there.
11) Ever been thrown out of the window and tossed into a bucket of waste?
I think i did that to Bernard... Sorry.
12) Favourite Hobby?
Prank Calling Bernard!
13) How many people do you think will see this?
As long as Bernard sees it I'm contented.
14) Are you obsessed with Bernard?
Oh so this whole quiz was about Bernard? I must have answered them wrongly then.
15) How many times do you think people would visit your blog a day?
The same amount as Bernard's brain size.
Thanks for reading,
Joshua =)))))))
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Back from School!
Dear Stupid,
back from school =) Wei Shen's father picked me back and the dogs licked me. Haha.Anway I'll tell you wad happened today. It rocked! =) I helped Fabian kor with his love life. Haha. And today we had a new science teacher, and she teaches quite well =) And Wei Shen's father was really kind to give me a lift home =) YAY WEI SHEN! Well, today was quite a fun day. Oh, and Hui Min stop being emo it ain't fun. Frowning actually causes you to lose 5 mins of your life (fake). We should all give a big BIG HUGE MONUMENTAL SMILE! =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Happily,
Joshua =)
back from school =) Wei Shen's father picked me back and the dogs licked me. Haha.Anway I'll tell you wad happened today. It rocked! =) I helped Fabian kor with his love life. Haha. And today we had a new science teacher, and she teaches quite well =) And Wei Shen's father was really kind to give me a lift home =) YAY WEI SHEN! Well, today was quite a fun day. Oh, and Hui Min stop being emo it ain't fun. Frowning actually causes you to lose 5 mins of your life (fake). We should all give a big BIG HUGE MONUMENTAL SMILE! =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Happily,
Joshua =)
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
My "Family"
Dear Stupid,
I'm gonna write about my "Family", as in you know, a godsister, godbrother all this lah in school.
Lets start with my kor, Fabian
He's 13 years old, about my size, (no offence), but ultimately he's a really nice and friendly guy and even though he's emo rank 1, means he only feels depressed, he never fails to perk the class up with his funny laughs. He's still single but crushing on someone =P
2nd, my jie, Quinie
She's 13 years old, ALOT taller and bigger sized than me (how embarrassing!) She's very friendly and kind, although sometimes she might be angry because of Ng Teng Boon. She treats everyone very well, and never fails to make us happy =) She's taken by Joshua Liew, my good clone/ bro-in-law, No Offence _ _ _ _ _ <--- Name disclosed by author =/
3rd, my jie, Annabel
She's 13 years old, ALOT taller and bigger sized than me(even more embarrassing!) She's very lively, never fails to smile and is similiar to a ball of sunshine. She also might get angry sometimes because of Ng Teng Boon. She is very sociable, and is the oldest in the "family". I'm not sure if she's single hehe so try your luck guys =/
4th, my kor, Royson
He's 13 years old, abit taller than me as boys in my "family"are small sized =( Although he might be quiet as times but he's very lively. The first person i talked to in class, i could tell he was very sociable. This brother of mine is also very cool. He has a dream girl in his primary school, but he's looking for a new one hehe good luck gals =/
5th, ,my imaginary friend, Stupid
Need i talk about you! I already am you stupid.
Rankings, Oldest to Youngest
1st Annabel jie
2nd Fabian kor
3rd Quinie jie
4th Royson kor
5th Me, the baby =)
6th Stupid, he was created by me and was born on 17th Feb 2007
My "Family" Tree
2nd Mummy: Yi Seng
1st Mummy: Wan Hua (We all came from this mummy!)
Daddy: Bernard (Daddy 2 Timer!)
1st Kor: Fabian
2nd Kor:Royson
1st Jie: Annabel
2nd Jie: Quinie
Forever a Di Di: Joshua,Me,Myself,Mine
Well, thats my "Family", hope you enjoyed it!
Happily,
Joshua =)
I'm gonna write about my "Family", as in you know, a godsister, godbrother all this lah in school.
Lets start with my kor, Fabian
He's 13 years old, about my size, (no offence), but ultimately he's a really nice and friendly guy and even though he's emo rank 1, means he only feels depressed, he never fails to perk the class up with his funny laughs. He's still single but crushing on someone =P
2nd, my jie, Quinie
She's 13 years old, ALOT taller and bigger sized than me (how embarrassing!) She's very friendly and kind, although sometimes she might be angry because of Ng Teng Boon. She treats everyone very well, and never fails to make us happy =) She's taken by Joshua Liew, my good clone/ bro-in-law, No Offence _ _ _ _ _ <--- Name disclosed by author =/
3rd, my jie, Annabel
She's 13 years old, ALOT taller and bigger sized than me(even more embarrassing!) She's very lively, never fails to smile and is similiar to a ball of sunshine. She also might get angry sometimes because of Ng Teng Boon. She is very sociable, and is the oldest in the "family". I'm not sure if she's single hehe so try your luck guys =/
4th, my kor, Royson
He's 13 years old, abit taller than me as boys in my "family"are small sized =( Although he might be quiet as times but he's very lively. The first person i talked to in class, i could tell he was very sociable. This brother of mine is also very cool. He has a dream girl in his primary school, but he's looking for a new one hehe good luck gals =/
5th, ,my imaginary friend, Stupid
Need i talk about you! I already am you stupid.
Rankings, Oldest to Youngest
1st Annabel jie
2nd Fabian kor
3rd Quinie jie
4th Royson kor
5th Me, the baby =)
6th Stupid, he was created by me and was born on 17th Feb 2007
My "Family" Tree
2nd Mummy: Yi Seng
1st Mummy: Wan Hua (We all came from this mummy!)
Daddy: Bernard (Daddy 2 Timer!)
1st Kor: Fabian
2nd Kor:Royson
1st Jie: Annabel
2nd Jie: Quinie
Forever a Di Di: Joshua,Me,Myself,Mine
Well, thats my "Family", hope you enjoyed it!
Happily,
Joshua =)
Just Posting
Dear Stupid,
Nothing much happened today except for leadership training and a new art teacher. Goodbye Stupid, forever an empty vessel.
From,
Joshua
Nothing much happened today except for leadership training and a new art teacher. Goodbye Stupid, forever an empty vessel.
From,
Joshua
Monday, March 26, 2007
Homework Time!
Dear Stupid,
Yay today got alot of homework and I ponteng today's scouts haha i'm a hardcore slacker! Well, not really. This the 2nd time i ponteng though. Hehe. Feel so naughty =/ Anyways i was being retarted about yaying for homework. Nobody likes it except Bernard. Well, life's tough but I'm still alive =) Awww my poor kor kor Fabian =) You rock! See this Fabian haha
Alive and kicking,
Joshua
Yay today got alot of homework and I ponteng today's scouts haha i'm a hardcore slacker! Well, not really. This the 2nd time i ponteng though. Hehe. Feel so naughty =/ Anyways i was being retarted about yaying for homework. Nobody likes it except Bernard. Well, life's tough but I'm still alive =) Awww my poor kor kor Fabian =) You rock! See this Fabian haha
Alive and kicking,
Joshua
Sunday, March 25, 2007
1 Week to April Fools!
Dear Stupid,
Early April Fools! April Fools is coming in 2 weeks! Haha... April Fools! Its coming in 1 week! Its one of my favourite holidays. On that day, I will KILL! April Fools! Nah i will irritate people and prank people more than i do on a normal day Haha. You might not believe it my dear reader, but your name might be on my pranking list right now MWAHAHAHAHA!
Laughs,
Joshua
Early April Fools! April Fools is coming in 2 weeks! Haha... April Fools! Its coming in 1 week! Its one of my favourite holidays. On that day, I will KILL! April Fools! Nah i will irritate people and prank people more than i do on a normal day Haha. You might not believe it my dear reader, but your name might be on my pranking list right now MWAHAHAHAHA!
Laughs,
Joshua
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Pulau Ubin Scouts Field Trip
Dear Stupid,
so fun! So many Scouts there. The bumboat was so bumpy haha hence the name =) However i got sunburned Owchy! I look like a total banglah now. No offence =) Yay. So much waste in the Pulau Ubin Sea. Hope the PM will clear it like the Singapore River. Oh yeah 2 days ago also got learning carnival and the catapult fire as far and high as Bernard's rear! Thats HIGH =) And we went to Singapore River, China Town and in China Town Bernard left his bag near the prostitute room haha!!! Because we went to the heritage then they say that prostitution was one of the 4 evils mah i not sick ok if you want to know whats sick go ask teng boon. And we also learn about medical science and Bernard kept answering the questions cause he's a nerd and his brain is so big that his head needed extra space =) Bernard, THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT! Well thats about my life for this 3 days hope that nicer and better things happen to me =)
Sincerely,
Joshua
so fun! So many Scouts there. The bumboat was so bumpy haha hence the name =) However i got sunburned Owchy! I look like a total banglah now. No offence =) Yay. So much waste in the Pulau Ubin Sea. Hope the PM will clear it like the Singapore River. Oh yeah 2 days ago also got learning carnival and the catapult fire as far and high as Bernard's rear! Thats HIGH =) And we went to Singapore River, China Town and in China Town Bernard left his bag near the prostitute room haha!!! Because we went to the heritage then they say that prostitution was one of the 4 evils mah i not sick ok if you want to know whats sick go ask teng boon. And we also learn about medical science and Bernard kept answering the questions cause he's a nerd and his brain is so big that his head needed extra space =) Bernard, THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT! Well thats about my life for this 3 days hope that nicer and better things happen to me =)
Sincerely,
Joshua
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Boring Days
Dear Stupid,
Well today was pretty boring nothing much happened my life is filled with boredom. I'll try and do some fun stuff tomorrow to write about. The only fun thing that happened today was the Art teacher came today and Andrique "cried". Well,
Signing off,
Joshua
Well today was pretty boring nothing much happened my life is filled with boredom. I'll try and do some fun stuff tomorrow to write about. The only fun thing that happened today was the Art teacher came today and Andrique "cried". Well,
Signing off,
Joshua
Monday, March 19, 2007
How Embarrassing!
Dear Stupid,
Well the situation is like this. I was at the bus stop waiting for my grandpa to come and pick me up. My grandfather drove a big black car and he just got it. Suddenly, a big black car came and i thought it was my grandpa. I stood up and headed for the car. I held the car handle, ready to release and open the door. Suddenly, another student walked up, smacked my hand away, said, " Wrong car lar basket" Then the car drove off... I was like WTH! Then I turned around, everyone was looking at me, and worse still one of my classmates was there! I bent my head, and went back to my seat with apple red cheeks. How embarrassing! And worse still, when my grandpa REALLY came, he tried to drive off and a car was blocking him so he horned right in front of EVERYONE at the bus stop! =X And of course my grandpa was pissed because I spent so long in school because of Scouts but hey there's sports contigent. Thats why my cousin Roy tagged " Scouts will drive you nuts" =X
Embarrassingly,
Joshua, AM I THE ONLY MORON THAT WRITES HERE!
Well the situation is like this. I was at the bus stop waiting for my grandpa to come and pick me up. My grandfather drove a big black car and he just got it. Suddenly, a big black car came and i thought it was my grandpa. I stood up and headed for the car. I held the car handle, ready to release and open the door. Suddenly, another student walked up, smacked my hand away, said, " Wrong car lar basket" Then the car drove off... I was like WTH! Then I turned around, everyone was looking at me, and worse still one of my classmates was there! I bent my head, and went back to my seat with apple red cheeks. How embarrassing! And worse still, when my grandpa REALLY came, he tried to drive off and a car was blocking him so he horned right in front of EVERYONE at the bus stop! =X And of course my grandpa was pissed because I spent so long in school because of Scouts but hey there's sports contigent. Thats why my cousin Roy tagged " Scouts will drive you nuts" =X
Embarrassingly,
Joshua, AM I THE ONLY MORON THAT WRITES HERE!
Saturday, March 17, 2007
hello is this pizza hut?
Dear Stupid,
For entertainment, I pranked call two of my friends. I wont reveal their names though hehe. It was fun. Dial the number, di di di di di di di... then, you wait... Ok here it was... My 1st unsuspected victim. I used a Ang Mor voice =) Conversation:
Me: Hello is this pizza hut?
Friend: No... who are you?
Me: Yes, i would like one chilli sauce, one tomato sauce, deliver it to this adress...
Friend: Oi who are you?
Me: What kind of service is this? I want to speak to the manager!
Friend: Hangs up...
HAHA sorry didn't meant to prank you
I called my friend back and told him who i was he had no idea it was me XD
2nd unsuspected victim i used a Ang Mor voice =) Conversation:
Me: Hello is this pizza hut?
Friend: Who are you?
Me: Yes this is Joshua
Friend: Sorry you got the wrong number
Me: I would like one chilli sauce and one tomato sauce deliver it to this address...
Friend: Sorry you got the wrong number
Me: I know is this Joel's Pizza Hut? yes I would like one chilli sauce and one tomato sauce deliver it to this address...
Friend's Cousin!: Who are you and what's your problem!
Me: (thinking): Omg didn't know there was a second party!
Me: Hangs up.......
Friend called me back cause friend got caller id and I told friend who i was hehe
Hope you enjoyed my Prank Calling Session cause you're my next victim!
( I know watcha thinking... I am lame YES you're absolutely right thank you =)
For entertainment, I pranked call two of my friends. I wont reveal their names though hehe. It was fun. Dial the number, di di di di di di di... then, you wait... Ok here it was... My 1st unsuspected victim. I used a Ang Mor voice =) Conversation:
Me: Hello is this pizza hut?
Friend: No... who are you?
Me: Yes, i would like one chilli sauce, one tomato sauce, deliver it to this adress...
Friend: Oi who are you?
Me: What kind of service is this? I want to speak to the manager!
Friend: Hangs up...
HAHA sorry didn't meant to prank you
I called my friend back and told him who i was he had no idea it was me XD
2nd unsuspected victim i used a Ang Mor voice =) Conversation:
Me: Hello is this pizza hut?
Friend: Who are you?
Me: Yes this is Joshua
Friend: Sorry you got the wrong number
Me: I would like one chilli sauce and one tomato sauce deliver it to this address...
Friend: Sorry you got the wrong number
Me: I know is this Joel's Pizza Hut? yes I would like one chilli sauce and one tomato sauce deliver it to this address...
Friend's Cousin!: Who are you and what's your problem!
Me: (thinking): Omg didn't know there was a second party!
Me: Hangs up.......
Friend called me back cause friend got caller id and I told friend who i was hehe
Hope you enjoyed my Prank Calling Session cause you're my next victim!
( I know watcha thinking... I am lame YES you're absolutely right thank you =)
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Troubled like Shiet
Dear Stupid,
I am extremely troubled... Am i fated to know so many secrets that may lead to my death? Am i meant to die at the age of 12+? Am i suppose to find out about all these secrets? Is my destiny to die because of secrets? Let me tell you a secret about secrets.
1) They endanger you with the truth and the truth itself.
2) They tempt you to spill the beans.
3) They make you carry a heavy burden with you.
4) They cause you to go worried.
5) they make you think till you go berserk.
Not only do i know about the secret i mentioned in my earlier posts, but now only I know a secret, yes only I know that secret and once it is revealed, like the other secret, my life is in danger...AGAIN. This time, this secret, is a secret i only know of. Mind you I'm not lying seriously if this secret has been heard i'll only endanger others, so i will NOT tell anyone, not even my own mind.
God Bless Me,
Joshua
I am extremely troubled... Am i fated to know so many secrets that may lead to my death? Am i meant to die at the age of 12+? Am i suppose to find out about all these secrets? Is my destiny to die because of secrets? Let me tell you a secret about secrets.
1) They endanger you with the truth and the truth itself.
2) They tempt you to spill the beans.
3) They make you carry a heavy burden with you.
4) They cause you to go worried.
5) they make you think till you go berserk.
Not only do i know about the secret i mentioned in my earlier posts, but now only I know a secret, yes only I know that secret and once it is revealed, like the other secret, my life is in danger...AGAIN. This time, this secret, is a secret i only know of. Mind you I'm not lying seriously if this secret has been heard i'll only endanger others, so i will NOT tell anyone, not even my own mind.
God Bless Me,
Joshua
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
How well do you know me?
Hi all my unadoring fans... Guess wad? I'm making a quiz so you all you little people can stand a chance to win a prize! Ok here's the quiz...
Question 1) What is my diary's name?
Question 2) Name me the animal from my blog that describes my sister, Rachel
Question 3) How many underwear am i wearing?( Its a hard one!)
Question 4) Wad time did i post the entry about " The Fight"?
Question 5) Name me at least 6 MAIN characters in Spongebob Squarepants. ( i want their full name)
To answer, go to my tagbox, write your name and answer like this:
eg. Joshua: (1) Idiot
This means, that Joshua, answer question 1 with the answer idiot...
Ok Quick, get your brains cracking to win the mystery prize!
( I wont take spamming answers and answers written wrongly)
First Person to guess all 5 questions wins!
Question 1) What is my diary's name?
Question 2) Name me the animal from my blog that describes my sister, Rachel
Question 3) How many underwear am i wearing?( Its a hard one!)
Question 4) Wad time did i post the entry about " The Fight"?
Question 5) Name me at least 6 MAIN characters in Spongebob Squarepants. ( i want their full name)
To answer, go to my tagbox, write your name and answer like this:
eg. Joshua: (1) Idiot
This means, that Joshua, answer question 1 with the answer idiot...
Ok Quick, get your brains cracking to win the mystery prize!
( I wont take spamming answers and answers written wrongly)
First Person to guess all 5 questions wins!
Once again i am posting..again..
Dear Stupid,
I have currently done NO good deeds yet. You see i want to do 500 good deeds in my life to redeem the bad deeds i have done. In order to do a good deed, I must get a singnature from the person i helped. So i gotta go make a booklet now... And, i got alot of homework and i only did the ace learning maths... Sad ='( Not sure if i can do my homework on time... ='(
Sadly,
Joshua, the only person with crazy ideas
Dear Stupid,
I have currently done NO good deeds yet. You see i want to do 500 good deeds in my life to redeem the bad deeds i have done. In order to do a good deed, I must get a singnature from the person i helped. So i gotta go make a booklet now... And, i got alot of homework and i only did the ace learning maths... Sad ='( Not sure if i can do my homework on time... ='(
Sadly,
Joshua, the only person with crazy ideas
Monday, March 12, 2007
Important you must READ!
Ok everyone has been asking me about this secret. I really feel tempted to tell. Sorry all, but i cannot spit it out, as if i do and it spreads like wild fire and the person finds out the person will MURDER ME. Very sorry, i wish to tell but i cannot... the pact has been sealed with blood ( well, no...) Thus i cannot.. Cannot tell anyone, except the other 4 who know about this...
Sunday, March 11, 2007
The SCAMMING FRIGGING UNCLE
Hi Stupid,
Just came back from job week for scouts. Its like going to ppl house and ask them for chores then they give you $$. Ok here's wad happened. Went to some private estate dunno wad name but the house number was 108D. The Uncle asked me and Keith ( my friend) to wash the car. Later he ask us to water the plants. Then also must vacuum the seats, the floor, sun the mats, spray the !@#$ car... So much damn it. Then when we finished, of course, we expected for the best $. Then the friggin idiot gave both of us $5 each. I know as a scout i cant complain, but i spent friggin 2hrs and 30mins there. I could get like $20 in that sort of time... What has the world gone to? Is anyone ever reasonable... Even though he is poor he should be more considerate... People come all the way here just to help and raise funds yet the person doesn't give a friggin' damn. Haiz.. Guess the world is coming to an end. Yesterday in the bus to toa payoh for job week also same thing... 4 young women sat down in the 2 double sitter seat. Then the bus very cramped because of all the scouts ( Cant blame us aha) Then later got alot of old folks boarded the bus then they all look away when they stand beside them... HAiz... I even said loudly," People nowadays are so cruel..." Yet they dont even budge. I really hate this kind of people. Dont they have a heart? How would they feel if that was them? HUH? Ask yourself. Search your soul. Learn from your mistake. If you have been doing wrong i suggest you stop and think about it.... Why are you doing this? How will it affect others? What do i stand to gain? HUH THINK ABOUT THIS STUPID AND STUPID ARE THOSE WHO PRACTICE THIS NOT MY DIARY'S NAME!
Angrily,
Joshua GRRRR
Just came back from job week for scouts. Its like going to ppl house and ask them for chores then they give you $$. Ok here's wad happened. Went to some private estate dunno wad name but the house number was 108D. The Uncle asked me and Keith ( my friend) to wash the car. Later he ask us to water the plants. Then also must vacuum the seats, the floor, sun the mats, spray the !@#$ car... So much damn it. Then when we finished, of course, we expected for the best $. Then the friggin idiot gave both of us $5 each. I know as a scout i cant complain, but i spent friggin 2hrs and 30mins there. I could get like $20 in that sort of time... What has the world gone to? Is anyone ever reasonable... Even though he is poor he should be more considerate... People come all the way here just to help and raise funds yet the person doesn't give a friggin' damn. Haiz.. Guess the world is coming to an end. Yesterday in the bus to toa payoh for job week also same thing... 4 young women sat down in the 2 double sitter seat. Then the bus very cramped because of all the scouts ( Cant blame us aha) Then later got alot of old folks boarded the bus then they all look away when they stand beside them... HAiz... I even said loudly," People nowadays are so cruel..." Yet they dont even budge. I really hate this kind of people. Dont they have a heart? How would they feel if that was them? HUH? Ask yourself. Search your soul. Learn from your mistake. If you have been doing wrong i suggest you stop and think about it.... Why are you doing this? How will it affect others? What do i stand to gain? HUH THINK ABOUT THIS STUPID AND STUPID ARE THOSE WHO PRACTICE THIS NOT MY DIARY'S NAME!
Angrily,
Joshua GRRRR
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Wai Hern ( My Scouts APL) [Future PL]
Dear Stupid,
Wai Hern. Many hate him. Don't know why they do but who cares.
170cm+ About 50kg?
He likes being lonely told me that
His two bags ( one is a hand carry bag) is about 20kg all together he says
He is polite but says he is evil
Didn't let me sit beside him in the bus seat with him after job week
Everyone hates him
One thing in common= He is from my primary school, same PSLE score, was from cadet scouts and scouts, paired up with me for job week? WTH
Wai Hern. Many hate him. Don't know why they do but who cares.
170cm+ About 50kg?
He likes being lonely told me that
His two bags ( one is a hand carry bag) is about 20kg all together he says
He is polite but says he is evil
Didn't let me sit beside him in the bus seat with him after job week
Everyone hates him
One thing in common= He is from my primary school, same PSLE score, was from cadet scouts and scouts, paired up with me for job week? WTH
Friday, March 9, 2007
Yay Job Week!
Yay! Saturday Sunday and Monday is Scouts Job Week WOOHOO! Cant wait for it its 9.10 and i suddenly feel like sleeping. Cant blame myself Stupid, so many things so little Bernard times. Anwyay all 1e3 pupils, I need more people to help me in either writing or in comics for the Daily Shiet Class Paper. WIll be very grateful. =)
Bernardly,
Joshua, i'm simply too obsessed with Bernard even though i hate him =)
Bernardly,
Joshua, i'm simply too obsessed with Bernard even though i hate him =)
Drama Competition
Dear Stupid,
Pretty Nervous today.
Not only did i have to worry about my secret, but also my homework, Bernard's friggin' getting on my nerves but also the drama competition. You might think its easy Stupid but you're just an imaginary diary so you got all the time you want on this dumb-ass planet. Well the drama competition was ok.. But i blundered abit. Forgot to say " i born in the year of dog also cannot meh" . I'm even stupider than you stupid, i dont even know if stupider is a real word.History test was a bummer. Hate history. I think i'm gonna drop that subject. Its not that i hate that subject, is that i cant stand the teacher. I cannot reveal her name so as to save her some face( Even though all 1e3 pupils know =)
Pretty Nervous today.
Not only did i have to worry about my secret, but also my homework, Bernard's friggin' getting on my nerves but also the drama competition. You might think its easy Stupid but you're just an imaginary diary so you got all the time you want on this dumb-ass planet. Well the drama competition was ok.. But i blundered abit. Forgot to say " i born in the year of dog also cannot meh" . I'm even stupider than you stupid, i dont even know if stupider is a real word.History test was a bummer. Hate history. I think i'm gonna drop that subject. Its not that i hate that subject, is that i cant stand the teacher. I cannot reveal her name so as to save her some face( Even though all 1e3 pupils know =)
A Big Secret Not Meant For Deaf Ears
Dear Stupid,
I know a big secret that is concerning my life. Only 5 people including me know about it. They are Shin Yan, Royson, Wei Ting and Hui Min. I might die because of this... I cannot let anyone know about this Stupid, if anyone were to find out they are only endangering their own lives. I dunno wth to do. The only ppl who know is my two sisters, my parents and my cousin Joyce. I live with this deep and dark secret that can never be revealed to anyone, not even Bernard. Even though i was rewarded, i still live as a secret bearer, i cant take it. Me and my big mouth.
Scared,
Joshua the scaredy dog.
I know a big secret that is concerning my life. Only 5 people including me know about it. They are Shin Yan, Royson, Wei Ting and Hui Min. I might die because of this... I cannot let anyone know about this Stupid, if anyone were to find out they are only endangering their own lives. I dunno wth to do. The only ppl who know is my two sisters, my parents and my cousin Joyce. I live with this deep and dark secret that can never be revealed to anyone, not even Bernard. Even though i was rewarded, i still live as a secret bearer, i cant take it. Me and my big mouth.
Scared,
Joshua the scaredy dog.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
MUST READ MUST READ
Dear Stupid,
Got something to tell you important very very important!...................................Hi!
Lamingly,
Joshua the lame boy of 1E3 ( excluding Bernard )
One of these days Stupid, i'm gonna show you a picture of Bernard.... Actually i can just show you a picture of someone in the Institute Of Mental Health but never mind I'll go thru the trouble of taking a picture of him because i am so kind to you.
Cheers,
Stupid... I mean Joshua the boy er... gay.
Got something to tell you important very very important!...................................Hi!
Lamingly,
Joshua the lame boy of 1E3 ( excluding Bernard )
One of these days Stupid, i'm gonna show you a picture of Bernard.... Actually i can just show you a picture of someone in the Institute Of Mental Health but never mind I'll go thru the trouble of taking a picture of him because i am so kind to you.
Cheers,
Stupid... I mean Joshua the boy er... gay.
My Parents wont be around for a week.. Is that a good or bad thing?
Dear Stupid,
They are going away becuz they wanna see my sister, Sarah, (you probably know her) who is in melbourne studying Health Science. Hmmm... I dunno just tell you about the good/bad news. Thanks alot stupid.
Cheers
The Loser that only publishes messages here
They are going away becuz they wanna see my sister, Sarah, (you probably know her) who is in melbourne studying Health Science. Hmmm... I dunno just tell you about the good/bad news. Thanks alot stupid.
Cheers
The Loser that only publishes messages here
Starting of a class paper
Dear 1E3,(excluding Bernard)
Hey hey hey everyone. I am starting a class paper, writing about the daily shiet that happens. BTW the newspaper is called " The Daily Shiet" SO if you're interested to join me, pls come and contact me. I'll be pleasured to hear from you. Thank You.
Cheers,
Joshua the loser
Hey hey hey everyone. I am starting a class paper, writing about the daily shiet that happens. BTW the newspaper is called " The Daily Shiet" SO if you're interested to join me, pls come and contact me. I'll be pleasured to hear from you. Thank You.
Cheers,
Joshua the loser
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