Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Today is yesterday's tomorrow, and today is tomorrow's yesterday.

Dear Stupid,

yesterday, monday, sc didn't come to sch cause he had to see his grandma off aww ='(

but thats not important. I mean who cares about some fag who tells the whole world with his msn personal message that his grandma passed away?

nope no one cares :D

people would rather read stuff like this :

I got stung by a bee yesterday during assembly. Tengboon spotted the menace on my head and warned me so I instinctively flicked it off with my hand and it stung my fourth finger on my right hand and tried to crawl into my pants but it failed cause i flicked it far far away. Retribution for the bee cause its gonna die in 5 minutes cause when bees sting you they will die in 5 mins because the blood pressure in our blood vessels is too much for their tiny little body and they explode. SERVES THE DAMN BEE RIGHT. And tengboon kept hoping that I'll die and the bee's sting was poisonous enough to kill me and said that I would become Beeman, Half man (boy) half bee, I get to shoot honey out of my hands and (insert shengcong's sick remark about what will be my bee sting) :D neverthelessly despite tengboon being a cruel bastard he helped me pull the sting out of my hand. and I OWE HIM MY LIFE.

oh and yesterday chew shouted at the class during ss ssp. lol.
Quotes :

"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!"
"JONATHAN LOH YOU BETTER WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE!"
"THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING IN MY CLASS!"

What happened :

Joel slept in chew's ssp. then chew caught him and called "Joel. Joel!" But Joel was sound asleep in fairyland playing wheel of fortune. So I woke Joel up with my complimentary smacks on the back and he woke up looking drowsy as always. Then the beast lurking inside of Chew ERUPTED! He fissured all of us first, causing some to jump from their seats as if being nudged, then there was aftershock, which was his lips trembling, you know like how someone is gonna cry and their lips tremble? yeah you can imagine chew doing that but he wasn't gonna cry. Then he enchant totem and shouted at jonathan to stop smiling because it was funny a sarcastic eccentric guy like him was shouting like dem0n ch0ng. lol i chuckled too but i hid my laughter from him lol. Then after pausing a while waiting for his echo slam to cool down, he uses his ulti, and everyone jumped off their seats, his echo slam forever echoing..

And that was how chew lost 10 minutes of his life =) LOL! as stated by him "I think it is silly that I deduct 10 minutes from my life shouting at you guys and making my blood pressure rise and affecting my health and blah shit blah"

RETARD.

Ok today was alright.

Got our new ez link card. still same picture zz. i hate my ez link card picture. i look like i'm going to jail.

then during chinese she told us ghost stories lol

after sch went to eat opposite and had chem spa after that. was alright. although my empirical formula for Magnesium and Oxygen was Mg6O LOL! cause I never burn the magnesium strip entirely -.- at least not as bad as jie ming, he got MgO7 LIKE OMGWTFBBQ?? I never let in enough oxygen, he leh, he open the whole lid during the combustion lol

then after the spa did the hike stuff and thats it.

From,
PJK

Friday, March 27, 2009

hello i updated. sch is very sian now. everytime i feel like sleeping. today got the earth hour thing in sch and it was damn hot

oh and sc's grandma passed away ._. poor sc

from,
pjk

Saturday, March 21, 2009

retarded pictures



this is my house at SIX PM 6pm, eerie right? wtf lol.





its a bird, its a plane, no wait, its just ian kicking a ball near the flagpole -_-

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Linkin Park - Points of Authority

WATCH THIS ITS LIKE OLD, BUT IT ROCKS AND ITS DAMN FAMILIAR TO ME I DUNNO WHY?

Linkin Park - Points of Authority

Monday, March 16, 2009

the days they turn into years

Dear Stupid,

well the past few days have been fun and laughable.

today had oral. it was ok.

ok i dun wanna blog anymore. THIS BLOG CAN GO AND DIE GO AND DIE

soccer in the rain

dog pee

halo

the world

prata

I'm the world's fastest vulgar rapper =D LOL.
From
P.J.K

Thursday, March 12, 2009

TODAY WAS A FUN DAY

Read the title.

From,
P.J.K

I don't feel like posting anymore

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Looking back

Dear Stupid,

Well this year's term is coming to an end and the holidays are coming. yay the holidays! but screw the first day of the hols cause got eng and chi oral -.- but at least can wake up later like damn it waking up every morning at 6 pisses me off especially having to wait for my sister who is an ass.

well sec 3 life... I can't really describe it in words. Sec 3 year passes really fast... I think if I close my eyes now, and open it when I feel like it, it'll be o lvls already. I kinda stressed about the o lvls thing but I tell myself i'm still 1 year + away from it, but I think i'll have a nervous break down when it comes nearer..

yesterday had scouts. then went ws house. then went for a dinner to celebrate my cousin's three
As in A lvls lols. he went back to get his A lvl results in his NS uniform lol

my mum told me to go poly next time cause jc is stressful and all that about jc teaching u what u don't wanna know and all tt crap. nvm i'll just see my o lvls results

i hope can get back all my tests on monday.. i wanna find out if i can win jm or joel lols. sc is noob!

haiz seems like it was only yesterday keith opened the drawer in the classroom when i was charging at him and i tripped over it and broke it.

and now...

zzz.

From,
P.J.K

"Tengboon is the cause of my torment."

Friday, March 6, 2009

yay its a friday

Dear Stupid,

today was an ok day. got back my a maths test - 22/28 stupid joel got 34/28 zz. bonus bastard :D

then got back lit after school during ssp - 20/25! same as darren lols. both of us highest in class siao siao somemore only got 4 boys lols :D

and bernard is a banglah

RETARDED

and jie ming is winning all of us, and sc is getting owned and joel and i are drawing.

From,
P.J.K

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Today

Dear Stupid,

today was an okay day apart from miss ting being a bitch and using me as an example lets not talk abt that and danl3I ch3vv being an asshole towards me

Heres a poem he told the class today

roses are red
violets are blue
something something isn't purple
my heart yearns for you

here's a poem i made for him

daniel is dead
chew is cool
i hate teaching students
and my students hate me too.

nice rite? xD

well today sc came over to do lit project FINALLY DONE :D

ok tt's all. NO MORE TESTS LE YAY :D

From,
P.J.K

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Today

Dear Stupid,
lit test phy test
got stuck in the rain when i ran home. then when i reached home rain stopped _l_

i hate ting.

i hope tmr can get back hist test.

bye bye