Secondhand Mashupnade

lols my new mash up :DD
you've got to play it, cause it wont auto play.
its called

Secondhand Mashupnade

Music Playlist at MixPod.com

Scouts

Dear Stupid,

Today had scouts. lols was quite ok.

first we did pt. then mr poh talked to us by diff levels lols upcoming events are npc, overseas trip to johor bahru and the district bowling competition. after that we carried poles and the helpful sec 1s helped us carry back a lot of poles making our jobs easier. sense the sacarsm.

after that got dismissed at 12+ lols then followed samuel and liang min go and collect the old books for their cip project, then went opposite to eat na bei.

went home after that. came back. use com. well thats all.. lols. can't wait for sunday.

oh yeah,

if you came my blog expecting to see negative remarks, or flaming, then you're on the wrong website =P

oh by the way, went crazy bout mash ups so made my own :DD its a simple plan mashup. lols hope u like it o.O

Music Playlist at MixPod.com

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

soccer + ce

Dear Stupid,

so went to collect the new result slip thanks to our ce grade this morning

then played soccer

ate lunch

then played soccer

rehydrated

then went home

thts all.. gonna play gunbound with the GLK.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

lols

Dear Stupid,

I'm bored at home.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Upcoming events :

31st Oct 08, Friday - Scouts
2nd Nov 08, Sunday - Go Wei Shen's house

So obviously i'm stoning at home for today and tomorrow. zzz. someone organise something!

High School Musical 3

Dear Stupid,

went to watch high sch musical 3 with shinyan joel shengcong and bryan.. lols was okay.. but lots of singing parts and insulting parts.. really very er, broadway o.O

erm nthing much. lols.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Daniel Powter - Love You Lately

Zhonghua Campfire

Dear Stupid,

Well I didn't blog for the past 3 days cause stayed over in school for the campfire.

Day 1, Friday

Came to school to prepare for the campfire at 9am.
-Build Structure
-Practice Dance

Chionged structure until 4.30am+

hardly slept at all.

Day 2, Saturday
-Build Structure
-Practice Dance
-Campfire Rehearsal
-Actual Campfire
Well it was okay.. but since ian didn't come my mcee-ing was demoralised. Screwed the dance.

Day 3, Sunday (Today)
-Scouts in the morning sat 8.30am to dismantle the structure.We chionged finished it and took us only 2hrs 30mins. so ate lunch. went home. went to wei shen's house with shinyan shengcong and joel. swam. played. went home.

Well thats all I guess..

oh yeah my damn speaker is spoilt. now can't hear my music or watch videos -.-

Even though most people heard this song before. it sorts of sums up my life -.- well though i can't hear it, i think u can.

Simple Plan - Welcome to my Life


From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Senglish Version 0.41

KOEI PRESENTS

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This language is copyright of Goh Yi Seng. All unauthorised copying will be dealt with fats.

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Hey you, yeah you lar.

You speak funny leh.

Want me to teach you how to speak Senglish mah ?

Okay, follow these steps la !

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It is a sub art of Senglish known as kao bei.
For example,
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-

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For example,
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Step 5 : When you want to start a conversation with someone or you have nothing better to say, say Yeos ~ ! In that kind of sing song, Senglish voice, okeh?
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Step 6 : Always reply "cannot isit" if someone criticises the things you do.
For Example,
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For Example,
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For Example,
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For Example,
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last day of sch

Dear Stupid,
Today was the last day of school Strangely I felt happier than sad O.o

er.. report book. class ranking 10/41 damn you shin yan 8/41 -.- Well the sch's quite dumb. they didn't give us the level ranking -.-

after that hui min cried. only person who cried i think =/ then wanted to tau pok yi seng, in the end tau pok joel. and today i got to insult joel like hell! cause last day mah. who cares if he says " na bei tomorrow u die already "

then changed to by scouts u.. went for the photo shoot thing. extremely stupid.

tomorrow gotta stay over for the campfire on sat.. might as well camp over till sunday lor, says keith.

Senglish V0.41 is coming soon! Please check back for more updates and to download the new patch!

The above is copyright of PUI Seng Corporation

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Last Day

Dear Stupid,

Well tomorrow's gonna be the last day of school..

Today was the last day of the learning carnival. In the morning got the aesthetics show =P

then there was the chinese movie screening thing. lols the magic gourd was kinda cute -.- but still, I hate china. next year I'll hate china even more. trust me.

then there was a break.

after that got a talk by an author. lols he's kinda weird. he's 70 already 0.0 but i won't mind reading his book.

then dismissed..

outside at bus stop waiting for my grandfather.. raining.. then talked crap with random ppl.

after that came home, ate porridge, my mum was like, wanna order kfc? my sis and I were like damn happy. so we ate kfc. lols wad a bitter sweet day. my sister forced me to eat the mashed potato cause she doesn't like it. wad a retard. who will hate mashed potato? also helped my grandfather fix my parent's room lights. My grandfather's a good mechanic =) Felt like his little helper. lols. when anything in my house spoils i'm always the person fixing it.

Engineering.

Tomorrow gotta bring my scouts uniform for the photo shoot thing for the open house =/ lols can't they give me a break? damn its the last day of sch tmr you know -.-

Well since people have started writing what they'll miss of our class on the last day of school, I might as well do it now.

I'll miss

Sheng Cong - The guy who understands. Talking about almost everything under the sun and insulting his maths marks and his gayness. Well sometimes I do it cause I'm bored. But of course, I don't mean it. And to think when we were sec 1, we actually quarrelled and our friendship ended. Well who knew, I was also kao bei in sec 1. He's a true friend, well, he sticks up for me, and when I'm upset at least he empathises (sometimes). At least I got him back and made him forgive me when I realise wad an asshole i was last year. I'll definitely miss that guy sitting in front of me next year, also the guy whom I first befriended in Zhonghua. Sheng siong, dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou shi wei le ni. I'll miss his empathy and his understanding :D

Shin Yan - The guy who can't stop laughing. whole day laughing at retarded things and introducing new songs to me. And always saying lols for no reason when I sms him. Last year he was quiet. But this year he's a roaring wreck. lols. In class he'll say his senglish, du lan teachers. making ALMOST the whole class laugh. The guy who lied to me that his name was David during the Sec 1 orientation camp. Also the guy who can tolerate all my nonsense, my stupid songs, and never gets angry.The gayster/shinster ; Are you gay. I'll miss his lolness and his tolerance :D

Joel - The guy who helps me eat my food. lols when I can't finish my food he's always my rubbish bin. Just kidding. I mean it in a good way. The zai one in maths, the one who wants to be a christian, and the one who talks about dota dota dota all day long. Although he can be vulgar and er, sometimes kinda unpleasant for the nose, he's still a good friend. When you need deoderent you can always count on him :D No offence lols. And the guy who talks more with his hands, than his mouth. Koei presents. I'll miss the way he talks and his food obsession :D

Qing Tuck - The guy who likes to make weird sounds with his throat. lols I always try and imitate the way he clears his throat or laughs. its super retarded. Talks about Dota almost everyday of his life. Also the bully of, er, small sized people. NTUC. I'll miss his weird sounds :D

Wei Shen - The guy who never stops insulting. Well although I only got to know him in sec 1 october like that, we're still close friends. we go to his house often :D even though sometimes, well, there's a hassle, we'll still help him. Calls sheng cong a gay almost everyday. oh yeah, by the way, stop insulting him. I might as well say it now cause its the last day already. Think twice before you insult him sia. What if that person was you? and even though sometimes he can be lame, but who are you to insult him and mock him? Did he even insult you? Wei Wei. I'll miss his insults.

Keith - The guy who can't stop injuring me. Pinching my nipple. Using his weak shoulder attack. Grabbing my hands. these are just the few things keith uses on me. Scout friend too. Although he doesn't admit that he acknowledges me as a friend, well, I can still tell there's a friendship bond between us. He always helps me when I have a problem, even though sometimes he kao bei me in the process. Zai and a rabbit guy. Kip Kip. I'll miss his du lan face.

Yi Seng - The guy who's very fat sian. I know I know, I always irritate him. But its fun :D And PUI PUI PUI. Although he always ask me to shut up, I know deep, deep down, he really means, SHUT UP. He hardly shaves. Well, good thing he has a good friend sitting in front of him reminding him to shave :D He likes to rub his face with his hands like that fat bio teacher, and he likes to carry his bag in a funny way. lols. ok. PUI. Seng Seng pierced knife. Care bear! I bet you tomorrow he sure ask me to shut up again :D I'll miss his Care bear shape/size/face.

Teng Boon - The guy who always bullies me. He likes to squeeze my hand till it becomes red. He's very kao bei, but he'll help you if you ask him nicely. Used to be my primary school friend. Always likes to give a du lan face, but actually he's a friendly guy. Baboon. I'll miss his kao bei ness.

Bryan - The guy who give me an opportunity to play soccer. He's vulgar, but sometimes he's nice. Usually the guy whom I'm scared of if he's gonna kick the ball right in front of me. Although sometimes he can be kao bei, but he always apologises after that. Thats the good thing :D Sarah. I'll miss his laughter.

Thats all. Well, at least thats who I think thats close to me. There's still one more person that I've left out.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Triple Science

Triple Science..

Sian

One part of me says to go.

One part of me says don't.

but i've already submitted it already. Its my luck. if I don't get into triple, that part of me will be happy, whereas the other one wouldn't.

I've always kept a strong attitude to taking triple, but yesterday when we were suppose to choose, I hesitated. Why? I know why. Its cause I was confused. And everything you told me was fake. Now I'm the only one going to triple. Why? Cause I'm a loner. A damn loner. I'm gonna be stuck with 20 china 'scholars' next year, and its all cause of my wrong choice.

No. Going to triple will help me in the long run. it'll benefit my future.

No it won't at all. it'll only make it harder for you to make more friends. and since nobody's going with you, there's no starter friend.

I can always appeal.. there's still a way out..

There isn't. you yourself know you wanna go triple..

Its hard to decide.

Choose one then.

Do I have a choice now? I submitted it already. There's no turning back. I'm at a point of no return.

Well too bad. its all your fault for being such an idiot.

my parents told me to go to a stream you wanna take, not a stream that your friends are going to.. Well, when I think about it, being separated from all my friends, it sort of aches my heart.. Think about it. Going alone to a new place without any company. Its like going to another country alone.

Well you've always gotta choose.. friends or stream?

too late, I've already chose stream right?

haiz.. how can I convince you?

you can't at all. I'm gonna be a loner.

Well at least you get to start a new image in that new class.

What do you mean?

Like nobody's going with you right? then you can start a new image without anybody in that class knowing how you're like.

if that really happens, I'll just shut up and study. If those china asses irritate me, thats their problem.

thats the attitude.

thanks a lot conscience..

Er. I'm actually you.

Well part of me actually. You're the part that agrees. I'm the disagree part.

For the first time in my life, I feel sad about going to a stream I desire.

And shin yan said I'll definitely go into triple.. but I don't want to go triple anymore.. or do I? I don't know. my emotions are all mixed up. its like i'm a timed bomb getting ready to explode.

Well I think I can handle the stress in triple..

You sure you can cope?

Most likely..

But there won't be any morale support from friends, they're all china idiots.

Exactly. I'll be a loner.

Haiz.. its okay. Good luck in your sec 3 year then.

Thanks alot..

Today

Dear Stupid,

Events of the day.

Art Museum.
Soccer.
Taking retarded pictures of teng boon
going home.

I am the only one going to triple. How could this happen to me?

Great song :D !

Trapt - Headstrong


From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Another Day

Dear Stupid,
Today was another day.

Got caught for my hair today.. zz just came back from the barber.. sian. my hair is super short now. I expect everyone to laugh at me tmr -_- well at least I'm not the only one.

Er, gonna choose my options. not sure if I should do it now or wait for my parents. lols. dunno la.. depends on who's going triple or not also..

museum was boring. the only fun thing was fooling around.

sian sian sian.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Scouts AGAIN

Dear Stupid,
Today there was Scouts again. argh. so we tied the structure 1/3 completion liao =) SENSE OF ACHIEVEMENT.

tomorrow u retards go to sch look to your left at the audi there and be amazed xD

TIO KAO BEH LIKE HELL xD

Wtf stupid sec 2 dance..
ZZ.

well today's scouts was basically tying the structure. the bridge is pioneering =) my hand is pain like wtf.

Tomorrow we're gonna choose our options and we're getting back our report book! OMG.

oh yeah, by the way, imposters are seriously retarded. I wanna make them feel special so I didn't reply their tags on the tagboard, but I'm gonna reply their tags on this post =)

To : ccb/onglaihuat/ whoever u are la

kao bei kao bu bo bian bo bu si bei si bu kanina bu chao chee bye fuck ur mother la kanina na bei you go and die go and die you bloody asshole F UR MUM bloody bastard your mother no love you you bloody gay shit crap ass mother fucker go and die la shit hole your ass has no shit to shit out you piece of crap nobody loves you you have no life go and jump back to your mum's womb even though she's sterilised by you go and die la chee bye.

That felt great!

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Today's Scouts

Dear Stupid,
Today was the JOTI and JOTA thing for scouts.. but nobody turned up! lols hq screwed up. So free points for us =P

Campfire preparation.. structure and the dance.. zz really wanna quit the dance.

and keith hates 0++0 +h@m. lols..

ok got nothing else to say le.. tmr got scouts again zz.

oh yeah, today tio kao beh like fuck liddat. zz

monday streaming exercise. sian. must ask liao. and also tell. if not too late.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Learning Carnival

Dear Stupid,

lols today was the 2nd learning carnival our school organised.. zz.

Events of the day

Bird fly in the hall.
modern dance performance thing the presenter is gay -.- and the dance was o.O
stamp out dengue exercise (CIP) It was okay. Had its benefits. xD
tau pok ing in class All of us got tau pok (except bryan) and yi seng's shirt got torn! YAY!
literature performance first one was nice but the second one was kinda boring cause they kept changing the scene.

Well it was all okay. I can't bother to elaborate cause.. I WANNA GO PLAY GUNBOUND :D

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

lol

Dear Stupid,

Play Gunbound. I am only saying that cause I can't friggin' play dotA. Someone fix my com for me PLEASE !!!!

zz.

Today was a fun/sian day.

Tomorrow's the CIP Dengue thing.. lols

Resident : Yes may I help you?
Me : Hi we're from Zhonghua Secondary School, and we're here to talk about Dengue Awareness. We can also change your flowerpots or mugs for you so that it'll give you better protection against Dengue. If you have any questions, feel free to ask us.
Resident : Shut the fuck up.
Me : Go and die Go and die.
Resident : NOT HAPPY IS IT?
Me : HAPPY LEH DAMN HAPPY LEH
Resident : WAH KANINA BU CHAO CHEE BYE.
Me : Okay call NEA if you have anymore questions =)
Residents : Ok thanks for telling me about dengue.
Me : You're welcome! Have a nice day =)
Resident closes the door
Me : Bastard.

ignore the retardedness.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Results for End Of Year Exams

Dear Stupid,

Here are my marks. You'd love to see them.

English - 65/110 (B4) I hate T0ng L!ew. Stupid idiot. She was probably the one who marked our comprehension -.-

Chinese - 64.5/90 7/20 27/50 34/40 (B3) Its the overall mark. Chen lao shi go and die.

Maths - 76/100 (A1) I'm so happy =) Thanks apple bottom jeans.

Science - 73.5/100 (A2) wanted an A1.. but oh well. still an A.

Geography - 60/100 (B4) I don't really give a damn. Kung Fu Panda gives too little notes.

Literature - 67/100 (B3) It was okay, I guess. Got same.

Well I think Triple Science's for me. But will try to convince sc to come also -.- but he wan take full lit. he's at my house now. go and die fool. go and die.

Well here are what the Gay Club Members desired streams

Me - Triple Science / Double Science Full Lit
Sheng Cong - Triple Science / Double Science Full Lit
Joel - Double Science Full Geog
Shin Yan - Double Science Full Geog/Lit
Qing Tuck - Double Science Full Lit
Wei Shen - Double Science Full Lit
Keith - Double Science Full Geog/Hist

Well thats all. Lols. hope people get into their desired stream. hope I get into triple cause..

i like it.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Simple Plan - Addicted (quite an old song, lyrics means a lot, and the music video's cool)


I heard you're doing okay
But I want you to know
I'm addict
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy but you left anyway

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker

Since the day I met you
And after all we've been through
I'm still addict
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd run a thousand miles to get you
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy
I did all that I could
Just to keep you
But you left anyway

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker

How long will I be waiting?
Until the end of time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't make you mine

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
[x2]

Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you
Heartbreaker

lols..

Dear Stupid,
Hmms.. ate lunch with my mum today at jack's place :D was nice..

Tomorrow we're getting back all the exam papers! I can hardly wait.

I'm sure most people have heard this song before, I know its very old. but its catchy :D

Mcfly - 5 Colours in her Hair


Oh yeah, thanks shin =)

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Yesterday's Swimming + Dinner

Dear Stupid,

Yesterday went to Wei Shen's house to swim and play. After that had a dinner to celebrate my Grandma's birthday.

Sheng Cong bought double cheese burger for Joel to make up and he said sorry. Well at least their friends again.. When everyone came, ate lunch, then changed, then went to swim. We tortured sheng cong by stealing his goggles and hiding it for the entire 1 hr 30 mins. lols in the end I am the best hider xD

After that went back to wei shen's house, played zelda, then halo. then I had to go home for the dinner. zz.

The dinner was okay. Apart from the frequent comments from annoying relatives like " Joshua hasn't grown at all" or "How you expect him to join Navy when I doubt he can go NS?" zzz. you know wad? FUCK THEM ALL. And I told one of those relatives to shut up, cause I really cannot bloody take it.

Relative :"How you expect him to join Navy when I doubt he can go NS?"
Me :"Shut up la."

Seriously. I hate it when people insult my size. Like they're any better -.- If I fucking grow taller next time and there's another family gathering I'm gonna insult them dammit.

That was wad ruined the dinner yesterday. Stupid relatives.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Scouts

Dear Stupid,
Well today there was Scouts. It was Campfire prep. It went well I guess. Don't really wanna focus on details. Anyway Liang Min told me that I'd be like Venture Feng Rong next time when I'm Sec 3/4 o.o

I think I'll sort of miss 2e3. I mean, us boys. Going to each other's house, playing soccer after school, talk cock sing song together.. Well I can't say ALL BOYS -.- Some of them are ._.
At least us boys are bonded together.. Well, then when we're in different classes next year, maybe we can still meet up and talk some time.. I dunno. I hope so. And I doubt anyone wants to go triple with me. except..

Oh yeah, Scouts. Well I might see some fellow scouts becoming fellow classmates next year. hopefully. Scouts still goes on, the same, sec 2 bonded as one..

Gosh I realise something. I don't really care about next year :D except for one, ONE thing ;D

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

P.S, See shin yan's blog for retarded videos. Not sure if he posted it yet ._.

Navy!

Was looking up the Navy website! and look what I found!

The Navy provides scholarships and sponsorship schemes as well as a wide range of career opportunities for those with academic and/or engineering/ technical qualifications.Visit the interactive Navy careers website to find out more.

Naval Officers (NO) are leaders of men, strategists of maritime warfare, and ambassadors of our country. Integrity, strength, perseverance and intelligence are just a few of the prerequisites. These are also the qualities that will be refined when you become an NO. This is the career for you if you aspire to become the Commanding Officer of your own warship.

You’ll be trained to manage, motivate and lead the crew onboard state-of-the-art warships, and ultimately assume top command positions. It’s one of the most challenging and rewarding career paths you can take as you’ll be at the forefront of RSN operations and in the company of some of the most respected men and women in
the Navy.

BASIC REQUIREMENTS
- Singapore Citizen
- Be medically fit
- Eyesight <800 degrees with <225 astigmatism and normal colour perception

Possess one of the following qualifications
-GCE ‘A’ levels, diploma or degree

Starting pay: $1,970 - $3,980

I WILL JOIN THE NAVY xD

You can get a scholarship in Marine Engineering! =)



you probably didn't read everything ._.

Yesterday Soccer

Dear Stupid,
Yesterday couldn't blog thanks to my beloved sister.

"GET OUT OF THE COMPUTER LA"
"AFTER I BATHE AND I COME OUT I BETTER SEE YOU GET LOST"
"GET LOST I NEED TO DO SOMETHING"
"LET ME USE FOR A WHILE I NEED TO CHECK SOMETHING" (her for a while is 3 hours -.-)

And a lot more that my beloved sister uses. I can't wait for her to go University OVERSEAS in her stupid China scholarship. Then I'll be free of her nonsense and my oldest sister will be back =)

Well, yesterday went tb's house to play soccer. was the earliest. Played dynasty warriors first -.- then bryan came, followed by shin yan and keith. then after playing car games (sorry I don't know the name) we went to look for joel. he was at darren's house dota-ing -.- then joel say he dun wan to go play soccer with us. so we went without him. the two street soccer courts were full so we had to play in the field. played, then use the court for a while, played, then zzz. then played against some primary school kids who were quite good and then later got this group of long pants secondary school banglahs come and extra and play with us and they trashed us -.- damn them la. come here extra when we're playing. then later we dun wan play with them. then bryan accidentally kick the ball up the tree. lols. then they threw my ice mountain water bottle up to hit it down but it didn't work. then got this helpful guy came and tengboon and bryan gave him a boost up to grab on a branch to shake it down. and it worked! what a helpful, tattoo, piercing guy =) after that bryan accidentally kick the ball too high and it went into the court and almost hit some banglah gangsters who were waiting to use the court. so their leader mr. golden ponytail hair say "Not happy isit?" so bryan said sorry but they give not happy face. After that when they got the court they ask us if we want to play with them then tb say we very tired then they say "You all scared isit?"

So we left. went back tb's house play jackass and gta vice city. I went home around 6 plus..

I officially hate banglahs =) Don't call me racist. I have my reasons.

Oh yeah, when I went home, my father was talking to me about an irony. The irony was he's paying for the electrical bill but he doesn't use the computer at all. Oh well. So I guess he can use it too if he wants =) Maybe he can play dota with me o.o

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

End of Exams!

Dear Stupid,

Its the end of exams. So why aren't I feeling happy? Cause..

Maths paper was kinda easy, I guess.

After school waited for qt and joel, joel went home first buy his double cheese -.- then we went to wei shen's house, slack a while, went to swim, was fun, came back, halo, joel left first, played until 8.30 then went home.

Was kinda fun. Lols. Tomorrow going play soccer. Gonna make this a short post.. Now that the exams are over, got lots of things to do. Sian next tuesday getting back ALL our papers -.-

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Science Exam

Dear Stupid,

Hello again! I know I'm suppose to study, but screw it. Tomorrow's the last paper!

YES 8TH OCT 8TH OCT 8TH OCT.

Hmms.. today was a screw up day.

Assembly.. Qing Tuck er.. Flag Raised. Then Keith and I talked. Then 3st33 t3o tell us go stand at the mirror there cause we were talking. stupid ass bitch from hell, always scold other people from other class but not her own class. _|_ Stupid bitch.

After that demon ch0ng made me and keith sing the national anthem and the pledge -.- luckily went back to class on time for the exam if not i would seriously consider with keith screwing 3st33 tomorrow -.-

the science exam was okay.. finished the paper. got a little doubts, but I think I can make it..

See you tomorrow at 10am =)

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Lit Exam

Dear Stupid,

Well hardly anyone tags me now.. well at least I can confide in my blog without anyone reading it..

Give me a hint or sign to let me know.. The faintest smile or glance.. but no.. I tried my best. I'll just get over it when its over.

I wonder if its cause of that, but I also wonder if its because you're ignoring me.. Well I lost. To a Bastard. Maybe.

Can that b*tch just stop I'm annoyed and I'll never..

Just ignore that random spasm I just had.

Today was the lit exam. was okay. paper 2 wrote a decent length. paper 1 too. was okay i guess. nervousness all gone. the paper 2 teacher was guai lan. mr ang is zai. gotta say my time management was okay too =)

Only 2 exams left, Science tomorrow, and Maths. Got tuition later at 3.30pm ._.

I wanna get over it, but I also don't want to give up at the same time.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

Lols

Dear Stupid,
Hello again =) My sister's banning me from the computer but I'm sneaking again. Yep. Sneak.

Gonna fetch my mum from the airport later. Airport. Terminal 3. Lols aerospace engineering. She was suppose to come back on the 8th ( when my exams end ) but she found an early flight and she's coming back at 9:35pm today =( DAMN IT. Why can't she come back on the 8th when my exams end ?! Torture for 3 days.

Oh yeah, 3 more days ! Tomorrow lit, tuesday science, wednesday maths, and then, the best day of my life!

Hmms.. there are some things I wanna do after the exams.. Well gonna spend more time with my family, maybe get a job ( lol ), i dunno.. anything that can while time. Don't wanna waste my time on the screen all day. I wanna grow taller -.- Hmms.. and go out with friends. lols. AND FIX MY DAMN DOTA DAMMIT I WANNA FRIGGIN PLAY IT BUT I CAN'T LIKE WTF

=)

Today went to eat prata with my dad and went to matritchie reservoir after that. lols. saw fished and turtles o.O

gotta go eat dinner now.

THE CLASS HAS A CONFLICT. I REALISE I SMS SHIN YAN A LOT NOW. I'M GONNA BOMB MY PHONE BILL

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

lols..

..

Some people are just bastards who laugh at you when you're being retarded and think you've got a problem but when they're retarded they can't be talked back to. They also annoy you just because they're bored. Some bastards also flirt and are sore losers. These Bastards can go and get a life.

Dear Stupid,

Geog exam was okay. was kinda crapping for section b. chinese exam was okay. poor kip wrote the word instead of the number. so sad. 10 marks gone ._.

ate mac after school. shared with sc cause no $. came home ate another lunch cause got hungry fast.

Joel's scared that he can't go into full geog class cause he failed his history. lols. good luck to him. and shin yan doesn't wanna go triple cause china idiots are going there. I will go to triple, unless circumstances change..

I can't stand some bastards now. hate them. Wish I was sec 3 and don't have to care bout this bastards

Shut up Sheng Cong. I am not what you think I am.

I feel as if no one understands me. Maybe it'll be better after the exams. I don't know.
I am not one who hates but I can't stand your nonsense anymore.

I like Breaking Benjamins ;D
Breaking Benjamins - So Cold

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis

tuhday.

Dear Stupid,
Today was okay.
Slack day. Tomorrow the actual exams start. No pressure ;D

Hmms.. okay. started off with no science. dunno what happened to tang. then maths. he let us slack. then double p.e badminton. zz.

recess. ate food. drank drinks.

triple home econs. cooked the tuna puff thing which turned out like crap lols. but at least not as bad as tb and joel's one. lols..

double art. slack. played impossible boss with sc. lols. stupid game I created.. I guess I'm living the past of my pen fight days in primary school o.o oh yeah, also did something embarrassing during art. Damn. I think people saw. lols. zzz. Next time when I fight like Link I'll open my eyes instead -.- And today xy did something terribly wrong. I wish I hadn't ask her if she took my pencil case -.- But she took it at first. The second time was Mr Fatty Behind take one. Stupid pui.

Chinese. Zz. stupid fat overgrown lump of shit.

After school. went home.

Well I'll see you in er, 6 days. The exams end on the 8th, same day my mum's coming back. I haven't got caught for my hair for so long. lols. the 8th's gonna be a great day =)

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Stop trying to talk to me and bug me you stupid b*tch.

=)

200th Post

Dear Stupid,

Happy Children's Day! Hari Raya Puasa. 200th post! :D

Today ate breakfast with family.

Then came home and got prepared to go J8.

At J8 waited for Joel first.
Then when he came after 3 bus 88 came, we went to mac to eat.

Then met sheng cong. wa lao public holiday no mac value meal/student meal ; waste my $

Shin yan haven't come yet cause he went to cut his hair. lols.

After that shin yan called to tell us that bryan tb they all were at mos burger. wtf. we didn't know we weren't the only ones at J8.

After that Sheng Cong & I went toilet. Then went to mac, joel left. went to mos burger. saw the girls and guys there. Then went to look for Joel. Saw Joel and Shin Yan together. In an instant sheng cong and I both laughed. lols. Shin Yan looks funny with short hair. (but not as funny as shengcong =X)

After that we took mrt to amk hub to study. we went to kfc. then joel bought a second lunch, one mac and one kfc. lols. Then shin yan spilled sprite coca cola pepsi on the floor. Nice one. We studied and talk cock for a while. Bought food. blah blah. When Shin Yan Joel and I went toilet Shin Yan and I tried to convince Joel to forgive Sheng Cong. (over a piece of chicken) Well I can tell Joel's trying to talk to Sheng Cong, but not in a way that he want to forgive him. Hopefully they'll make up before the exams end ._.

After that went home with sc. Thats all.. lols.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Take video of you talking to your bag. "