Labour Day tomorrow !

Dear Stupid,
98th Post !

I forgot to talk about something yesterday, maybe some of you guys noticed it at the bus stop.

I was walking with Sheng Cong to the Bus Interchange near the Zebra Crossing, then this retarded girl was pushed by one of her friends and then she landed near me, then I moved backwards and so did Sheng Cong but her leg got caught in mind and I fell on her -.- Man, right near the bus stop.. so embarrassing..

So today I had my History Exam. I wrote my last sentence at 0959, before the exam ended at 1000. Man, it was close. Some people didn't manage to finish. And I realised something- somebody kept farting during the exam, its so irritating. For yesterday's exam was the same thing. I think its Sachin who keeps farting =/

Tomorrow's a holiday. Gives me an extra day of studying (procrastination) ! I took my NSW Science today. Totally stupid. I don't call that paper science, I'll call it general knowledge.

Vikki is weird, as usual. But she says that I am weird too =/

So I went Mac after that and met Annabel, Amanda, Teng Boon, Andrique, Bryan, Keith, Shin Yan, Xiao Yin, Hui Min, Si Jiun and other people whom I forgot. Sorry =/

Bought = Chocolate sundae, fries, Milo.

Yummy. but gave me a tummy ache.

I just had my lunch. My appetite is real good ever since I was discharged from the hospital.

I played the ping pong 20 cents game with Shin Yan before I left Mac.

It was fun ! I won twice =)

Shin Yan didn't help much, though. And two YangZheng Primary School girls said I suck and say I was crazy for playing the game so violently. I'm gonna play it on Friday, armed with my equipment of 20 cent coins ! One day, I will get the silver token, then I can trade it for something real nice !

I realised something that everybody in the class have in common - when they think about Joel, they'll say fat, when they think about Bernard, they'll say nerd.

Ain't that true ? Ask yourself. Lols.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Joel is not fat, he is obese. "

EXAMS EXAMS EXAMS !

Dear Stupid,
Yes I know, I'm suppose to be studying. Today's English Paper 1 and Chinese Paper 1 was great, I think I can score high for both =) For the English Composition I wrote about Sheng Cong dying, hehe. But " It shouldn't have ended this way." Lols. I guess you know which topic I wrote about ?

Fried Fish Noodles. Ate it twice today. My current addiction - Fried Fish Noodles and Bandung.

They're selling Bandung tomorrow !

History Exam, I'm scared ! I gotta go burn my midnight oil later, for sure. Exams are round the block. I gotta keep up the work if not I'll go berserk.

Teng Boon is calling me a Ponygirl -.-

As usual, Vikki is being weird.

Can't go home tomorrow with everybody else, gotta stay back for New South Wales Science that I missed ! At least I've got Vikki as company, eccentric people for half an hour can curb my boredom.

I gotta go study. Hopefully I study. I must study.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " I'm going to slap Joel after the Exams End. "

Mid Year Exams !

Dear Stupid,
The Advanced Mid Year Exam starts tomorrow ! Procrastination, running circles in my head ! Tomorrow's Paper 1 for Chinese and English. I had better go study D:

Right, so what happened today.

I came to school, feeling pretty lousy. I don't like Mondays. The start of school, work and STRESS. So I walked into school, Win Yu the ass was looking at girls again from the 4th floor .. Then I took my books from the locker, and headed for the classroom. As usual, Sheng Cong was there before me. We were both waiting for Shin Yan to come so we can "check" his answers for the Maths Exam Paper. Haha. PW was lame. Mr Ong can't handle a class one, he try to act fierce but end up people laugh at his butt. We were given free time to study our work. So I 'studied' , but actually I was just helping Vikki to irritate Yi Seng by singing Achmed's 'Jingle Bombs' Song and singing the Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star Song. Yeah. Vikki is weird, but she's somebody that you can kill time with. She and I have the New South Wales Science Paper on Wednesday after the History Exam since we were both absent for the actual one. She's bound to start telling me about UnderWears. lol. Ok enough about eccentric people. As usual, Joel was dumb today. Shin Yan was quiet today except for me telling him to 'KIP KIP' Keith. Keith seems to like being called a rabbit :D Sheng Cong helped me to 'steal' chilli today from the canteen to eat. I am a chilli fiend, I HAVE TO EAT IT. Tomorrow there's fried fish noodles. Hopefully I sit closer to the canteen in the hall tomorrow. Well, all the best to any exam people reading this =)

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star, I made a sandwich, it taste like bacon, Pointy Pointy Pointy, Pointy Pointy Point, broccoli. "

95th Post :D

Dear Stupid,
Well I'll make this a short one, as short as me, I guess.

I got back my science paper today, not so fantastic. Physics = 12/20 Biology = 13.5/20

so total = 25.5/40

Ok la, not that bad. But Sheng Cong stunned me. Got back Biology first right, he got 9.5/20, so I was all confident I would totally thrash him in Science, then his Physics got 19/20. Like WTF. 19. Impossible. But I was happy for him of course. Shin Yan got the same marks as me. Qing Tuck got 22/40. Joel was damn dumb. Let me tell you what happened.

Joel got 14.5/20 for Physics, then his Biology got 3.5/20. 3.5. I am not kidding. Then when we went back to class, and mind you, he knows I got 25.5/40, he kept trying to ask around everyone seeing if anybody got lower than 3.5 marks for Biology. Then I played a prank on him and told him I got 3. Then he laugh at me saying I was stupid and dumb and I suck at Biology. Then Shin Yan, Qing Tuck and Sheng Cong were laughing like mad, cause he's friggin' dumb, how can I get 3 for Biology and get 25.5/40 for my Total Marks ? You get the idea. So Joel was also dumb enough to believe that Shin Yan, Qing Tuck and Sheng Cong were laughing AT me, so he laugh even louder. Then when we were exiting the classroom, Yi Seng said : " You damn dumb leh Joel, his total mark twenty five and a half how can get three for Bio ? " then I faster run away cause Joel realised he's been fooled. What an ass-drag.

So I went back to school today after my stay at the hospital.

Stepped into the classroom away from the morning light and only had two things in mind - Foo Sheng Cong and enough time to get to my locker. Then the whole class cheered at my arrival. I was so touched lar. I have such caring classmates =) I didn't manage to chiong for Yong Tau Foo today, thanks to some Discipline Master of some Zhonghua Secondary School. Damn him. So had to eat after school. Sad. Well I've got not much to say apart from today's boring lessons. I am quite unsure of tomorrow's lessons cause of D n T, should I do it ? I ain't sure what "it" is even, for my myself.. I must question the unknown.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Writing letters to complain is a morally bankrupt act. "

Hospital !

Dear Stupid,


Here are some pictures for you to enjoy along with me, at my stay at KK Hospital while I was down with a bad rash known as HIVES and a slight fever (:



The Bed my mum slept on at night (:
Teach me how to wash my hands !
I drank a lot of water at the hospital. About 20 cups a day ! Grandma forced me (:
The window, where the road can be seen and where the blinding light in the morning comes from
This is an X Ray of my chest. Can you see my lungs ? No Infections ! I am a Healthy Boy !
This sign told me to cover my cough ! But I wasn't coughing !
The sink that I brushed my teeth and washed my hands in (:
My LUNCH today, before I discharged ! I've got taste (:
The door to the toilet ! I peed/da bian in there almost 12 times everyday !
The TV with limited TV programmes (:
My troubled mum, reading a book, waiting for me to discharge !
The railing which prevents me from falling off the bed. Thank you railing ! (:
The remote that gives you the power to control the TV ! MWAHAHAHA !
This is a retarded patient called Joshua. He is suffering from Rashes and Fever. Lol. ok its me.
This is the door to the shower ! I bathe there once everyday. That's why I stink (:
Thank you KK Hospital ! lol
Thats my leg, with its swollen rash. It was even worse yesterday. Its hard for me to walk with it.
The Light ! It brings joy to me when I read my book but not when I am sleeping.
The menu which fussy me can choose what I wanna eat !
Milo rocks. And this one is bland and diluted. Rock on Hospital Food !
The curtains which cover each ward. Its childish, but hey, I'm just a kid (:
This is an extremely cute bear which is a design for the plates and cups that they use to serve.
My grandma bought 8607 for 4D. it didn't win of course, but Dr Choong Chew Thye did.
They injected my veins and inserted a drip. It hurts at first, but after a while the pain subsides (:
Its used to insert medicine into my blood or take out my blood for testing. However, I use it as a play toy, pushing it in and out and causing pain to the vein in my hand. Its kinda boring there (:
TO IRRITATE SLEEPING PATIENT , PLEASE PUSH ANY BUTTON
What time is it ?
This is my power remote ! I get to summon a nurse with the red button and on the lights with
the yellow one (:
The cup which I use to drink from and rinse my mouth from. I use it everyday ! (:
The cupboard which can hold and contain many things !
The curtain when it is closed !
Yep. Calamine Lotion. Itchy Itchy Scratchy Scratchy Up and down my backy wacky.
This is the ceiling. And thats a fire detector. And you're an idiot (:
This is one of the visitor's chair,
And this is another one !
Level 8, Children's Tower.
Eww. I don't like Apple Juice. Especially pure ones.
The bed that I slept on for 4 NIGHTS !
The binds that cover the window at night (:
The book that killed time for me in the hospital. Also the one where Sirius Black got killed.
My breakfast on the day I got discharged ! They gave 3 French Toasts but I ate 1 already hehe.



Now that the pictures are over, let me begin my eyesore of a post. Hopefully you guys can bare with me and read it. lol.

Day 1, Friday, 18/04/2008

I got admitted at 11am. Got the drip at the A & E before I was warded. Also got a few hard cold stares from other patients as they thought I had hand food mouth disease, but the doctor said it wasn't HFMD. My face was swelling, my body was full of the rash and aching, I couldn't move my neck as there were rashes there that swelled like mad, my cheeks were puffed up, my eyes swelled, my back was swelling up like mad, my butt was also swelled up with the rash, and my legs and hands were full of the rashes. I was as red as Bernard is black.

So I was feeling reluctant about being admitted. But mine was quite a serious case. After waiting awhile, they finally found a room for me. Then I was wheelchaired there. I couldn't walk, the soles on my leg were swelling and walking was a complete chore. Then began my long quest in the hospital. The nurse asked me what I wanted for lunch and dinner that day and what I wanted for breakfast, lunch and dinner the next. So I picked them, and next, a doctor came to put the medicine through the drip that was inserted into the vein on my hand. Cold sensation felt by my vein. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that at the A & E they injected my left hand first but because I moved they had to pull the needle out ( which hurts ) and inject my right hand. Boo hoo. I could not write anymore or do important stuff. I was left left handed. get it ? lol.

So I moaned and groaned and whined at the ward all day. My lunch came. I forgot what it was, but I remembered it sucked. Then dinner I had porridge, we made me starve to death at night. At night, I found out something dreadful - The nurse will come every one hour when I slept to check on my BP and my temperature. How are you gonna sleep with that ? My mum had to stay over with me, cause she was worried about my condition. She brought my clothes and my handphone and other stuff along with her. Ah Yi Fong and Joyce came to visit.

Day 2, Saturday, 19/04/08

Its all a blur to me what happened on this day. But I vaguely remember. The bed beside mine was a K2 boy, his name was Marcus. Mischievous and cute, he has a caring mother. The bed adjacent to mine was a P5 boy, his name was Samuel. Smart and independent, he also has a loving mother. The bed in front of mine belonged to a Malay baby, who kept pissing me off by going near my bed and throwing her toys at me. Her mother has no control over her. I had my first blood test on that day, they pricked my middle finger with a device and the doctor squeezed my finger for the blood to come out. Didn't really hurt. Also had my X Ray, as my mum suggested to the doctor for it as she was scared I had lung/throat infection. In the end, my X Ray proved that there was nothing wrong with me. Food was alright on that day. They started giving me a new medicine called Clasin, as they suspected that I had a blood problem - microplasma. My aunt and my grandpa has it, it is contagious by air. As in, if you breathe the air I breathe and you have a weak immune system, you're bound to get it. So they suspected, and they gave me the Clasin in the morning and night. That was when hell broke rules. The Clasin gives side effects, my aunt took the medication and threw up and had insomnia when she had the microplasma. For me, on my first dosage in the morning, I had an extremely pain tummy ache. For the second dosage at night, I feared the Clasin. My mum nagged at me, saying it was all psychology. After eating the medication, I had the extremely excruciating tummy ache, of course. My cousin Andrew and his girlfriend Sue Anne came to visit that day, along with my aunt and grandpa.

Day 3, Sunday, 20/04/08

I was feeling quite positive that day. Except for the fact that when I took the Clasin in the morning, I threw up. My grandma took care of me in the afternoon while my mum went home to rest. I talked to my grandma and found out many new things about her. Her first job was a nurse! I won't elaborate much on that day, I can't remember much. Ah Yi Fong , Roy and Joyce came to visit me. They did a second blood test on me that day, and since the blood from the drip that was inserted into my hand vein had clotted, they had to inject my left hand and take 3, yes THREE tubes on blood, 5ml each. The food was better on that day.

Day 4, Monday, 21/04/08
Samuel and Marcus discharged. Marcus left me his Forehead Fever Curing thing and a packet of cheezels. lol. I developed a fever last night. Highest was 38.5. Whoosh. the thermometer was kinda inaccurate though. It took the left ear - " 37.0 " it took the right ear - "37.9" lol. crazy eh? So I had to take one more medication. The Clasin didn't seem to affect me now, probably because after the 1st and 2nd dosages my stomach will get used to it, like what the doctor said. My mum also complained that I had a fever, cause if I didn't, I could have discharged too. She also nagged at me and scared me by saying that I had kidney problems, what is it called ? Leukemia ? So she requested the doctor to do a urine test on me. So I had to pee in a container.. The urine test results came back on the same day, which showed that my kidney was not only normal, but functioning very well. I was relieved, my mum lost her chances. haha. The food was great on that day. A new girl came in and replaced Marcus' bed, she was suffering from Hepatitis A, a serious disease. Her skin was yellowish, and her face as pale as the pillow itself, and her urine was blood. I pity her. She's still at the hospital now. However, I was quite angry with her at night as she kept scolding her father that it was his fault that she had to do a blood test. I also hated her at night cause she was " scared of the dark " and left her bed's light on, which made it difficult for me to sleep.

Day 5, 22/04/08, Tuesday

What can I say ? I DISCHARGED ! And I took photos home along with me (:

Well I'm glad you've read to this point. ( OR DID YOU JUST SKIP THE ENTIRE THING AND JUST READ THE ENDING ? ) Lol. See you. Will be back in school only on Monday ): My mum doesn't allow me to go back to school on Friday ! I ALREADY MISSED ONE SCOUTS MEETING AND THE RI CAMPFIRE ! I CAN'T TAKE IT >:(

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " Joshua loves the Hospital (: "

Sick

Dear Stupid,
Well I guess I did it again. I've got rashes D: known as " stress rash ". Cause of the tests and the scouts administration stuff was finally over, my body reacts and releases out the stress bottled in me, causing me to have rashes...

Damn. I'm gonna miss two days of school ! Wednesday, and Thursday. Wa lao. Yong Tau Foo tomorrow ! and I missed 2.4km run, D n T test, aesthetics, scouts admin stuff, and a whole lot of shit to do ! Why must I fall sick now !

Went to see the doctor last night when my rashes started. Then next morning it became worse, it deformed my eyes, ruined my beautiful skin complexion, spreaded to my private part.. ahem don't laugh, and my whole leg was one whole mass of red patch. So I went to another doctor for a second opinion. This time, it was my family doctor, Doctor Tang. I have faith in her, she cured all my diseases. It was only last month that I went to her clinic to treat my flu. Man, am I a pure weakling. She gave me an injection on my butt. yep. it hurt, but not that much. it hurts after its over, walking was kinda hard. and sitting down was a chore. but now I can already fart like mad. xD

Well thanks to all well wishers who told me to get well soon on msn, mainly Keith, Hwee Shien, Shin Yan, Andrique and Teng Boon.

I really got nothing else to say. except that I am damned pissed that I missed so many important things in school. I screwed up bad. Anyway, when I was talking to my mother today, she told me something horrific about my father's side. It was really confidential. I guess she felt that I was of age to know. I can't believe that it was true. I'm just hoping that my other two sisters know about it so I can discuss with them perhaps ? but not on my blog. I mean, personal matters are not gonna be on my blog. The furthest I will go is rashes spreading to my private part. rofl. ok bye for now. Gotta go apply calamine lotion, and the medicine is making me drowsy. And don't think sick, this isn't STD, its a normal rash..

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is " You'll never appreciate your health when you're healthy. "

Another Typical Monday

Dear Stupid,
92nd POST TODAY ! Today was another typical Monday.

I had maths in the morning. Chionged for the Graph homework ><

Then I had chinese. Got 61/100 for my chinese test >< not so bad lar.

Then had PW, which sucks, cause Mr Ong is just crapping all the way for 1 hour.

RECESS.
I love recess, I love the food :D

Then had Literature. Was chosen to act as the main character for the annual Literary Evening acting competition AGAIN! WTH. not fair. every year its me. Mrs Raj seems nicer today =)

Then had History. Didn't get back test paper =( Went through some stuff.

Then had English, which was uber boring. Dim Sum Dolly ( adapted from Qi En's blog) kept on crapping about oral... zzz.

Then had 2 periods of Science ! or should I say 2 FREE periods, cause Mr Tang didn't come today ! 3 cheers for bernard :D

Had class tee discussion. Black and lime green ? looks like sec 1 orientation camp 2008 the camp t shirt =/ lols.

Amanda and Vikki was planning it. She was pissed with Bernard's actions and Wei Shen's discrimination. Can't blame her though. Wei Shen is getting nerdified by the Nerd lol. By the way, Bernard acted as the nerd in the Literature Acting Competition. Lol. Thank you Vikki and Amanda, for a wonderful script. lol. What a NERD !

They're selling fried fish noodles tomorrow. I CAN'T WAIT. Talking to mei fang on msn now. See you later! Or tomorrow, I guess =/

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S.
Today's quote is : " We are all born to love and hate, and to be hated and loved. "

I'm back !

Dear Stupid,
Yep it was an ordinary Sunday. left my maths homework in the locker at school so I can't do it. Freely Procrastinating. Getting more vikki-influenced. I should STOP !

Need to run some errands for scouts. Can't talk much, cause nothing much happened today.

Gonna get Venture Jia Le a present tomorrow, and I haven't done my D n T & Art yet, and for Art, I don't give a hang.

Gotta chiong to school tomorrow. Setting my alarm at 5.45am. Gonna rush like a mad man. See ya.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S
Today's quote is : " Save meat, Eat Yong Tau Foo ! "

REPOSTED.

Dear Stupid,
I didn't type much yesterday, so I shall type A LOT ABOUT YESTERDAY, TODAY.

Lol, get it ?

Ok basically I'll just talk about what happened during the stay back time with Mrs Raj and Scouts.

When we stayed back, Mrs Raj scolded us for being not united. I personally feel that our class seems more united than last time. However, it was because of hui min's thing and shin yan and andrique's past and us not doing our duty by cleaning the class that made her angry. Well every teen has their problems, we can't help it. There will be a point of time where every teen will start becoming rebellious and class political. I was quite engrossed with class politics last year, like who likes who and who hates who and who we should all go against... But now, I don't give a hang if people hate me or like me. Its just that and that. Human behaviour I guess. If they hate me, why should I try my best to please them ? If they like me, its up to them to do so. Take for example the LAN gaming thing. Haeffner is still angry with me, although I am trying to make up with him, its only because I don't want to miscommunicate with him next time when we are seniors. But if he's not willing to forgive me, I don't really care. Its his decision. Up to him to decide. Then there's rebellious. I could say I have been a little rebellious then last time, considering my innocence is already lost and no girl ever comes out to me and pinch my cheek or say that I am cute like last year. I have lost my gold. I used to HATE wearing ankle socks, but now I wear them almost everyday. Its influence. Let me tell you a story :

Once there was a duckling that grew up with chickens.
One day, the duckling saw a pond, and tried to swim in it.
The chickens immediately stopped the duckling, telling the duckling that they could not swim.
The duckling, thinking that since the chickens could not swim, it could not.
So the duckling didn't swim.
When the duckling grew up, it was with the chickens near a pond eating worms.
What they didn't know was, a hunter was there.
The hunter chased after all of them, and many of the chickens ran, but only ran into the pond, drowning to their death.
The duck ran with them too, and dropped into the pond, however, it thought that it could not swim, so it made itself drown to its death.

This story tells us that when you are influenced by something, its very hard to change.
It relates to everyone that has been influenced.

Well, back to what happened in Scouts.
Firstly, there was PT. many sec 1s couldn't make it, but those that did, they're good. First, we ran around the school, up staircases and down staircases, going randomly like air particles. When we stopped and looked behind, almost half of the sec 1s were gone. Lol. so we had to go and find them. After that had a pair sprint. I partnered up with Ting Wei. He runs quite fast, but not fast enough to win me xD. Can't blame him though, he's younger than me =X Then we pumped a bit. After that, ran up and down the staircase, from 1st storey to 4th storey and back. Compressed chest gave up after 3 rounds -.- I think he's gonna suffer in scouts. but who cares, there's a black sheep in every family. I wonder how he walks to his class everyday. Fly ? lol. And his scarf was like serious shit. At least fold it la. One end was shorter than the other, and the code of arms at the back of his neck was extremely slanting to the right side. Hopeless. I don't even want to think how he's gonna wear his beret. Oh yeah, I forgot, before that, did some admin stuff by taking attendance. First time on the job (: After PT, we pillared Venture Jia Le, cause he got suspended. So sad :'( He mentioned that his birthday was on tuesday, I think I'll buy an AP chair for him, like what Venture Feng Rong suggested (: By the way, msn-ed with Venture Feng Rong till very late last night. Lol. quite an interesting conversation (: After pillaring Venture Jia Le, we had footdrill. Sec 2s & 3s are elites ! However, we can't blame the sec 1s. They're still new, but some of them are Elites too. I think in my patrol, Benjamin Neo is a really good scout (: Future APL in sec 2 =)
When the sec 1s were in a separate footdrill training, they were marching on the spot. Jin Jie was giving timing, and when I saw him, I saw myself in him. I remembered the past in sec 1, when I was the timer for almost every footdrill practice. Timer is important, but the minute you time wrongly, you're on the floor pumping. Its a tough job, but I believe Jin Jie can do it better than me last year (: After that, cleared scouts den and stuff. Logi people were slacking. Just kidding xD After that dismissed, and I collected the RI Annual Show Forms from the whole troop. I feel honoured to be Admin Head ! =)

Well thats about all. Going to Wei Shen's house with Sheng Cong after lunch. Then going swimming after I get owned in Halo 2 at his house =/ Sheng Cong's coming over first, around 1.30pm. Gotta eat my lunch FAST ! And luckily we didn't have to pillar venture jia nan, cause if we carry his hairy leg our hands are gonna itch ! No offence venture mao mao. lol.

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S.
Today's quote is " Personal things are not meant for the naked eyes. "

Friday's Freaking Fools

Dear Stupid,
ALMOST TO MY 100th POST ! Well, today was as usual. Art was a drag, the teacher doesn't seem to give a hang about us. Lol. but who cares ? Art is useless. Then had chinese, was hinted that i got 60++ for my test =o ! Then had recess. Then Lit. Then English. Then whole class stayed back after school cause of our un unity, arranged by mrs raj.

then had scouts. Officially admin head ! Pillared Venture Jia Le. ROFL. dam funny. he so heavy that it was hard to pillar. Sec 1s look promising, except for some...

Will stop here, I am so sian of writing long posts already =/
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S.
" Quotes are not quotes."

Thursdays Stuff

Dear Stupid,
I will make this short. Got some scouts admin stuff to do. Today was another day. got my d & t stuff back, yay. it almost dropped on the floor and break into a million fragments, but luckily sheng cong saved the day from some bottle cap terrors.

Ok I ate Yong Tau Foo today, as usual, it was great (: Chionged like a mad man. If this was a relay race, I was sure to win. lol. Food prompts me to run, just like Joel (:

Hmmm... Today was kinda boring. Nothing interesting except that Mrs Raj seems to be grumpier. Many people middle fingered her, but I pity her. She's old, and yet she has to deal with our matters. I mean, i think its our fault for not doing our duties.

OOPS! Dinner time. gotta go eat. Vikki : UNDERWEAR. Lol getting influenced.

Bye, Shortest post ever.
From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
today's quote is : " I WANT TO EAT MY DINNER SO NO QUOTES ! "

Changed some stuff !

Dear Stupid,
Will make this short. I changed some stuff on my blog. Feel free to take in the new stuff.

Today was Wednesday Slack.

Had maths in the morning, went as usual without Kee Ley shouting. Then had chinese, was told we would get back our marks tomorrow. I am quite confident for it (: Then had P.E. Ran, then soccer. Nothing much happened except I missed an open goal. Lols. and I just realised I am a better keeper than JOEL (: After recess with a load of bandung and hashbrowns in my stomach, I had D & T. I am 99% done with my final product, just have to get it tomorrow then its 100%. Theres gonna be a d & t test, on chapters 1,2,3,6,7,8,9,11. Thats ALOT of chapters. Then had Science. Mr Chen can't handle the class. I can tell some people hate him now.. Then had Aesthetics. As usual, the boyfriend girlfriend teachers came. sickening. idiot banglah scolded me for falling down ? zzz. 3D modelling is a WASTE of time. Paid $83 to use cardboard from garbage bins ? Pfft.. Please. So all in all was quite slack today. Had Lit test, chionged like mad. Finished it, 75% confidence !

I have to go prepare scouts stuff liao, first day on the admin job =) See you soon ! Today's one of those short post day. Having Science test tomorrow. Hope I study today. lol. Shin Yan keeps saying lols on msn. Sheng Cong was pissed as usual today cause I kept doing the sheng xiong dou shi wei le ni thing. supermarket. lols. ok bye. Keith still owes me a drink =(

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S, Today's quote is :
" If you've got nothing to say, say everything."

Tueday's Times

Dear Stupid,
I'm getting closer to 100 POSTS ! Every posts will be filled with long and eye pain horror !

Basically, I think I'm gonna change my blog skin soon. SOON.

Anyway, about the emo competition, Xiao Yin is sure to win. Seriously. I suck. I can't be emo. its just, not Ponyboy. Ponyboy isn't emo.

Ok, today's life.

I had FRIED FISH NOODLES for recess, it rocked. The only reason why tuesdays rock its because of the - calls shin yan, yi seng, sheng cong - FRIED FISH NOODLES !!!!!! OMG. going crazy over it. its just simple irrisistable. yummy. I'd rather eat it once a week than get to eat shark fins soup every minute of my life. YUMMY! FRIED FISH FISH FISH NOODLES !!!! OMG.

Ok enough about fried fish. hmmm.. lets see, had music period today. wei ting was quarrelling with bernard. lol. wei ting discriminated bernard's skin colour, whereas bernard called her insignificant being. Bernard has a weird vocabulary.

Then I had Chinese period. It was okay, considering Miss Tan revised through with us the words we were suppose to learn for the test today. Bernard got scolded. I guess today was my lucky day. Next I had history. was preparing myself for fried FISH ! Did i tell you guys how much I love fried fish ? OH MAN ! FRIED FISH ! I CAN'T TAKE IT, I'M GONNA EXPLODE ! FRIED FRIED FRIED FRIED FRIED FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLES. ahhh. great.

After a great FRIED FISH recess, the boring periods came. Had science. at least mr chen chen wasn't coming, he was sick today, so ms rosy came to teach us, and she teaches really well. mr chen can't teach for b*lls. - Rubs face and stretches arms - Lol. that's mr chen's signature.

Then had english. OMG. major borefest. tong liew and sum sum suck man. 1 hour of english, hell sian. Then later, 1 HOUR OF FRIGGIN " WHOLE CLASS GET OUT OF MY CLASS " maths. lol. at least when comp lab to ace learn about the graph u shaped thingy. y = ax2 + bx + c. cool. I learnt with the y=mx+c method, you can solve practically any line of symmetry and turning points ! how fun. graph stinks.

After that had lit. didn't had time to do the make up unseen prose I was suppose to do. T.T now will only get 75% of the marks. I can't believe cheena xiao yuan got do. AMAZING. she probably did it in chinese literature. I was also selected for the Literature Dress Up Competition on the Literary dunno what event. Sian. i want to be ponyboy, but mrs raj said I looked too INNOCENT. I hate my gold. lol. So in the end, had to cat walk in a robe, cape, pointy hat, and a magicky sticky. Yep, you guessed it. Harry Potter. I hope I still get to act in the play =)

I still got a bit of rash. THEY BURN ! owch. they're small tiny dots on my skin that prick me when I'm not cool, when I sweat or feel hot. If Joel got this, he would die. its all Joel's fault lar ! If he wasn't born, then I won't get this. LOL. adapted from shin yan's blog, but was MY creation !

and history test on tick Had chinese test today. didn't finish the second last question cause of Zhang Hong. Crap. she wrote = 2.34pm - 3.34pm. So i planned out what to do, to manage my time. most of us did too. then around 2.22pm, she suddenly say in her cheena accent : " Oh, sorry, the paper is 50 minutes, not 1 hour. " then she changed it to 3.24pm. WAH >< 2 mins left. I was cussing under my breath. Curse her. Left one more question. Hands numb. pen on fire. breathing fast. tick tocktock. the clock. come on you can do it Ponyboy, you can do it. don't look at the clock, every minute counts ! .... Cheena : " Time's up, pens' down ! " Then I slammed my fist on to the table, BANG ! Anger, i didn't care about cheena idiots like her anymore. For common test 1 the same thing happened too, she let the express chinese students ( my batch ) to start 10 minutes late, and let the higher chinese people start first. she teaches the higher chinese students, not us. she probably thinks we're dumb asses. that idiot cheena freak. As usual, Bryan and Keith said with finality after common test 1 and 3, " Next time I bomb China. " One day, I will join them in the Allied Forces, against the Cheena Forces. Oh yeah, got lit test tomorrow, science test on thursday and history test on friday. I'm trying to write in short paragraphs now, for the sake of beloved ones. lol =P Thats all I got, stay gold man.

From,
Harry Potter Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S,
Today's quote is,
" Blogging is a online reflection of your day, make it reflect. "

Emo Challenge

Dear Stupid,
I challenged Xiao Yin in writing emo post. I'm sure to win. I'll start off with today's life first.

Basically, I had 5 items, and it was horrifying. I suck at standing broad jump. No questions about the distance. 175cm zzz. Shit. Said out how near I jumped. Had PW today, as usual, Mr Ong sucks. No kidding. Have to give up those RI Campfire Forms to the sec 1s tomorrow. Leg is pretty injured. Don't know why I still bother to go for 5 items test when my leg can't even bend now. Sian. So more people knows about errr... yeah. Anyway, I made it quite obvious. Got 20/30 for my english test. so-so. Vikki, who got 23/30, highest in class, jealous jealous, kept saying underwear. I think she has a problem with undergarments. Because of that I was influenced to say it too. UNDERWEAR. Pervertic, but funny, in a sick twisted way. Sat with Hwee Shien and Mei Fang today during recess. They thought I was a little innocent brother, after hearing my "speech" they thought otherwise. I don't know. They have this sort of weird way of judging a person. My sister is going crazy now. She is singing National Day songs, and she's JC 1... Never mind. enough about ignorant, idiotic sisters.

Now I shall began my emo POST !

Before that, I'm gonna think of : DEATH, REJECTION, SUICIDE, HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
Except the last one.
ahem. I shall began !

Nature's first black is dark,
Her hardest death to hold,
Her early suicide's a murder,
But only so a forever.
Then rejection subsides to death,
So Reaper sank to grief,
So death goes down to hell,
Nothing alive can live.

Wow, its hard being emo. I'm not even sure how emo is like. let me carry on. ahem,

The stillness of the room, I see your cold blooded face staring back at me. I lunge, but I can't, for the face is smeared in my blood, my signature of death. I cannot hurt the one that has hurt my penknife, for she's the one that cause those marks unseen by naked eyes. I cannot force myself to attack, for I am bound by the fear I once lead. I shall not curse her, for the curse shall fall back. I must resist temptations, for I will get lured into a trap. Nothing can stay when you're alone in this miserable world, nothing will appreciate. Its you, walking in a dark cemetery without a torch light at your side, with only the north star guiding your way. You cannot trust, you cannot fight, resistance is only in a mere subside. Running, the worst thing to do, when you run you fall, when you scream you hoarse, when you live, you die. Life is a deep hole of nothingness, where you're just falling and falling to reach the bottomless, DEATH. The word feared by many but accepted as suicide. SUICIDE. the word that came from rejection, I cannot take the pain of rejection. Bearing, Bearing, a day, a month, a year, it bottles up. Explode. REJECTION. Comes from alone. When I'm alone, the world sees me as nobody, I cannot be the epitomy of perfection, I am no longer in the center stage, I am not in the limelight. I'm just a nobody, a waste of space, a social outcast. NOBODY. Nobody is perfect. Perfection is only found in those who are flawless. FLAW. I cannot control my own, for they shall stay there forever. And the only way to stop, is to die. That leads back to DEATH. Death. I wanna die. I wanna die. You cannot take the pain that's inside, but you know you like it, and you can bear it. They feel like needles exerting force to your joints, they hurt. but the penknife helps. Tears. they fall, but they never stop because of you. I cry, but useless. crying is useless. death, is the option out of the maze, the key, to the life of my meaningless door.

Well, that was grim. I hope I win ! Vote for either Xiao Yin's or mine on the tagboard. Comments too. If I win, the switchblade won't come out, if not, you'd better watch it, you dig ?

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
"Fear is the reluctance to venture into the unexperienced, its time to erase it. "

Sports Day Contigent

Dear Stupid,
Today was the actual sports day contigent. I was the only sec 2 in guard of honour ! Mind me for being too hao lian =( Anyway, I didn't screw up, marching was perfect and no mistakes at all ! But all the scouts in the contigent got pumped by Venture Jia Nan Mao Mao at the carpark later. Actually, all the UGs also got pumped. lols. I guess seniors must sometimes have AP ! Got pumped 50 for "mistakes". although venture jia nan looked AP, i could tell that he was quite happy about our performance today :) If he reads this, I hope he doesn't pump me =X Oh well. Enough about hairy ventures.

Today's sports day was great ! Especially the contigent ! I was so glad that I didn't screw up. Before that, I went to haeffner's house, as usual he ignored me. I was already contented that he let me into his house, but i think it was because most of the scouts went too so i followed the crowd. I wonder if he received my apology instant message.. hmm.. I guess not. But never mind. As long as he's a fellow scouts brother.

I went home with shin yan, qing tuck and sheng cong today. joel dissappeared to fat land. Msning with ahem now. She's at JT's house. I wasted quite alot of money by buying crappy food at the serangoon stadium. I think about..... 7 dollars plus. lols.

Woops. gotta go eat dinner. Clicks on busy on MSN =) I'll post tomorrow. gonna go for ANOTHER outing with my dude. YEAH !

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S
Today's quote is,
" If you screw up, go get a screwdriver. "

Stop forcing me ! I kill you !

Dear Stupid,
Ok I was forced to post. zzz. Well I'll start from tuesday..

Tuesday
Erm, fried fish noodles as usual. I don't really remember what happened. I mean, come on. You can only remember what happened in a day as the memories are still FRESH in my mind.

As usual, I talked and crapped the whole day with shin yan, sheng cong, qing tuck and joel. I remembered, I played with Yi Seng with his pencil case as usual. I am a very boring kid.

Wednesday


Mr Low went bonkers today. I think he probably lost a date... with his mum ! Basically, he sent the whole class out of the classroom as a punishment cause we didn't respond to his " Does anybody don't know how to do question 4? " So he asked those outside that don't know how to do to come in, then those fools that went in had to stay back after school for SSP! HAHA. luckily i didn't go in, but seriously, I really knew how to do. Had english test on that day. It was fairly easy. I am quite confident about it. Oh yeah forgot. during chinese lesson on that day, I got demerits from the stupid fat pig as usual cause I said DEMERIT when bernard offended her. She gave me one demerit. Then andrique went to write his name on the board for dunno what reason. then I copied it blindly ( in chinese ) as I thought that was her name under the " Teacher's name " section on the demerit form. I wrote the month wrongly too. I was quite blur at that time. So i handed up to her. then she thought I was trying to make fun of her by writing andrique's name ! Damn. I knew i was in deep shit. so She gave me another demerit and said she would show this to the other teachers and might give me 4 demerits the next day. I tried to explain to her but she don't believe.

Today

Chinese period. Bryan reminded the fat pig about yesterday's event. Damn. then she said that she will give me 8 demerits. You know? she's the FIRST. yes FIRST teacher to ever give me demerits in sec 2 and the ONLY teacher who gave me. She's bloody crap, I ain't kidding. She pisses me off. She can't teach for balls. Stupid Malaysian arse hole. She friggin' act big, cause she's damn fat ! In the end she gave me 2 demerits but I must write a letter for her tonight and hand up tomorrow trying to prompt her to NOT give me 8 demerits. If I get my notification letter I'm gonna hoot her. Ponyboy has always been a good student. Seriously. I've never got a detention before. NEVER. AND I NEVER WILL. But, a notification letter is way too much. Damn that fat b*tch. I haven't finished her dumb ass letter yet and I hope I've got the heart to do it after this. Stupid. Everytime also demerit demerit, friggin' hell. I hope she burns in hell till her fats become carbon. Stupid ass hole. At this rate, I'm gonna flunk Chinese. She can take two WEEKS to finish one dumb chapter. Stupid. Everyday also send people out of the class for stupid reasons and give demerits for nothing. Crap lor. If her rules are the world, then the world will be in chaos. Ok I'm done complaining about her.

Next, I had contigent after school. Sheng Cong had to leave early for NCC gun fire training thingy so he can't take the maths test and go for the contigent. sad. had to be with KEITH instead. and it ain't fun, with all the " ahem very big ah ! " thing. haiz... Never mind. I am eating a lot nowadays. Its part of my goal to gain weight and grow tall. I looked so embarrassing being the only short pants in the Guard Of Honour. So short and scrawny ans short pantsy. Lol. As usual, Bernard pissed me off today. Seriously there are two people I sometimes cannot stand in class, and their names both start with B. I will elaborate no further.

It was raining heavily today. Contigent had to be stopped halfway. then was sent to practice marching near the library by my eccentric PLs. they kept pumping us for nothing and tried getting used to their sudden power, but it was funny, even though APLs x 2 when pumping ! crap. when they said knock it down 10, I had to do 20... zzz. But heck, I didn't really do all standard pumping. When my mother picked me up from school after that, said goodbye to shin yan, and went on a hectic journey finding my sis cause she was caught in the rain. my mum was friggin' worried and pissed. when we found out she was at the bus stop near my house, she rushed there, and i told her not to scold my sis, cause i felt my sis didn't want to trouble my mum as she told her earlier on that she would go home herself. so my mother didn't shout at her. yet , my stupid sister didn't appreciate my help. damn her. so what if she is going through JC stress? I just saved her from more stress damnnit. and this is the thanks i get, getting screamed at in return. this is the very last time I help her with something. What an ass hole my sister is.

MY other sister in australia ain't doing well. There was a black out at her home so ALL electrical appliances malfunction. TRY living like this, using candles as your source of light at night. it was hard for her to study and cook food. poor sis. My father blames it on the earth hour thing. " 1 hour australia off all their electrical appliances, the next hour they can't on anything at all anymore." Lol. I sort of agree with him, in a sick, twisted sort of way...

Thats all I have for today =)
Oh yeah forgot, tomorrow I've got contigent. Better go prepare my uniform !

From,
Ponyboy Joshua Kortis
P.S
Today's quote is " When you find yourself going the wrong way, its time to make a U Turn. "